My lungs feel my favorite way my lungs can feel. Every breath I take tells me the whereabouts of each alveolus. They feel raw, like they were scraped clean and opened up anew after a period of dormancy. Every breath tells me their exact shape and depth, where my lungs end and where my diaphragm begins. I feel high, as though my freshly cleaned lungs are letting too much oxygen into the system and it’s not quite sure what to do with it other than to make everything feel more Awesome.

Cycling is, unequivocally, without question, a drug.

At my back lies a winter of frustration; my training has been behind all year with me neither having nor making the time to get the hours in that I am used to. I’ve never been a thoroughbred, but this winter I haven’t even been a donkey. I’ve been a mule. It feels good to say it out loud, actually.

“Hi, my name is Frank. I’m a mule.”

“Hi, Frank.”

I’ve always favored the 2 hour ride over one, three hours over two, four over three. The best rides are sun-up to sun-down endeavors that have me crawling into the kitchen or pub for a recovery session. On one notable occasion I got off my bike and sat at the side of the road in the pouring rain, just to contemplate how I might manage to ride up the final steep ramp to get back home. (Spoiler alert: I finally arrived at the conclusion to climb aboard my bike and pedal up the hill, something that seems a lot more obvious in hindsight than it did at the time.)

I’ve become more opportunistic in my training since arriving at some basic condition through getting my head kicked in for nine days at Keepers Tour. Since then, I cherish those small windows in my schedule that allow for a quick ride and jump at the opportunity, even if it’s just for an hour. The shorter the ride, the harder the ride. No mercy. Stop lights? Interval to the next one, like some idiot Cycleway Hero. Climb? Hit it until the lights go out. False flat into the wind? 53×11 and out of the saddle until the legs turn into Jell-O.

Today’s ride was 90 minutes. Full gas, start to finish; I was a Cat 5 on Race Day, born again. If I was stopped at a light, it was a double-down sprint to make up for lost time like a dog let off its leash trying to catch up to where it would have been if it had been loose the whole time. Everything my mind asked for, my body gave. Everything my body needed, The V provided. Today was a reminder that if quantity and quality are on offer, take them both. But if you have to pick one, quality will go a long way to make up for quantity. I’d rather ride a little every day than not ride every day. And a short ride, done right, can put you in the box just the same.

In the immortal words of The Prophet, “Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride.”

Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @fenlander

    Well,did a hard-ish one today into a head/side wind and the excuse of a pair of guns I have are now complaining a tad but a 7th overall Strava segment(actually for the most of the ride)means I must be doing something right.

    Oh and this is how you carry a beer in style;

    And drinking on the move;

    So love both of those photos! I always wonder if he got a talking to by the DS the next morning?

    @Daccordi Rider

    @frank

    Eh? I’ve got both 10 Spd (centaur) and 11 Spd (record). The levers are the same size, I measured. I like my shifters dead level thusly.

    I’m talking about the old style Ergo 10spd, not the new 10spd which are basically the same body shape.

    These

    Vs these

    Ah, I see. 2 cm difference. However Fronk, mate you need the new stuff. The improvement in grip shape and shift quality is huge! I've got a set of the old 10 Spd, barely used if anyone is doing a retro build.

  • First rule of Fight Club? Don't talk about Fight Club.

    First Rule of Velominati Club? Don't mention the height of Frank's saddle.

  • I noticed this thread had a Campy/Deda streak running through it, I thpught I'd add to the mix. Steerer to be cut soon, still trying to dial the fit.

  • @DeKerr

    Here we will continue to extol the virtues of smooth legs, proper jersey pocket packing, and burning lungs.

    Lung burn. Yes

  • Short and Sweet = one hour in the morning on the small ring spinning, with a big ring the last five k's. Fighting winter hibernation here in Melbourne.

    Try this for handlebar/hood positions.

    http://ruedatropical.com/2009/03/road-drop-bar-geometry/

    Note pics show bars with lower drop horizontal. Adjust angle to your liking. My Cycling Sensei taught me rule of thumb, start with lower drop same angle as fork crown.

  • Short and Sour for me this evening.  I was invited to ride with a group of very strong riders today.  Full gas pace line route of 61KMs.  Averaging 41KM per hour in windy and cool conditions and I started to cramp in the legs and gut.  Popped off the back at about 32KM and then they put the hammer down.  Never had a chance to get back on and rode cramped and alone the rest of the ride.  I ride pretty strong, but these big chaps have some serious power.  Time to reevaluate my training to add power.  My body is built to climb at 66 Kilos and the wind just pushes me all over the place zapping my strength.  Rode back in at 35KM per hour but it was a struggle.  Live and learn.

  • @frank

    @Teocalli

    I can descend quite quickly due to my massive bulk but I think my imagination is too good to be a really good descender. I can picture too easily the consequences of hitting a damp manhole cover, or pothole, or loose bit of surfacing…that said, there is a local road where I touch 80kms/hr each time I descend.

    I’ve hit 90 Km on one occasion and definitely was on the crapping self borderline to the extent that I’m not sure I want to go there again and would definitely be feathering a mitfull of lever before then.

    First ride on the new Café Roubaixs and new FMBs just prior to KT and started on a descent I’d never ridden before chasing a guy I’d never ridden with before. Much speed was achieved and I really had to hope ol’ Dan built up the wheels properly. I ride with a V Meter, but the other guy had a Garmin that claimed 93.5kph. And I was catching up to him.

    We don't have any descents around here of the length or 'open-ness' to get to that sort of speed. Plus, riding a compact means I spin out totally above 70km/hr, and is the main reason I'd like to get a mid-compact 52/36 at some point. I feel more in control when I can pedal and drive the bike along, for some reason, and while I don't want my maximum speed much more than 80 I would like to be able to accelerate towards there quickerer.

    Went for a ride with a big group of mates last night (unusual for me, I'm a bit of a lone ranger) and I was flying, climbing and descending. I rode some sections without touching the brakes that I normally brake hard on, and climbing I was able to keep up with my annoying skinny grimpeur mate for much longer than usual. Joy.

  • Racing a crit tonight - certainly short and quite possibly nasty and brutish too.

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