Anatomy Of A Photo: Professeur Pavé

Visionary.

Despite being a bald, visually challenged Velominatus, I envy only one other man from the peloton past. The only man who could pull off the historically near-impossible chrome-dome/ponytail combination, and couple it with a pair of wire-rimmed reading glasses yet still manage to exude a lethal concoction of Gallic style, hardness and pure V that could defeat opponents with its very presence.

Even the cobbles here in the 89 Paris-Roubaix are being blown dry by the force of The Professor’s big ring whirlpool, floating millimeters above the surface and forcing the rider he’s just passed into a muddy pit of broken stones while he continues his assault down the middle, on the crown.

Though he rode for teams with some of the most unflattering kits ever, The Professor always managed to look immaculate. This is just another example. He was a template for The Rules long before any notion of them was ever dreamed of. Except of course Rule #36, which he naturally transcends and earns him an automatic pass on account of his sheer badassness.

I’m tempted to dig out my very first pair of prescription specs, similar to these and which I would’ve acquired around that time, and rock them in honour of Le Prof on our Roubaix ride on Keepers Tour 13 next April. The ponytail, well I’d be wise to not attempt that one…

Brett

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  • @frank Maybe not a pony tail, but you could dare to wear one of these Velominati (Brancale) accessories. If you can have these re-produced, then I will certainly buy one for a Cycling Lounge that I am building in the garage.

    And will wear it (occasionally).

  • @unversio the C-record set, still awesome. And I still got it. Weird to see the computer halfway the wheel. Fignon must have had great glasses to see his distance on it!

  • @Nate

    @frank

    @Georges

    Since you're bringing the subject of "The Professor", I was really surprised to read in his biography (Nous etions jeunes et insouciants - We were young and carefree) the following (loosely translated):

    "Contrairement a la plupart des autres géants de la route, on ne m'a jamais affuble d'un surnom. Du début a la fin, qu'on m'ait aime ou non, qu'on ait été impressionné par mes exploits ou non, qu'on ait vu ou refuse de voir en moi un champion d'exception, je suis reste Laurent Fignon. Rien que Laurent Fignon. Moi et rien d'autre en somme."

    "Unlike most of the other giants of the road, I never dons a nickname. From start to finish, whether I was liked or not, whether one has been impressed by my deeds or not, whether one has seen or refused to see me as a champion of exception, I was still Laurent Fignon. Just Laurent Fignon. Me and nothing else really."

    Anyone else noticed that? Did the Professor nickname stick later on or was he just not aware of it?

    Interesting; I don't recall that passage from the book. I've always heard the nickname, Professor, but who knows if it came along later, or maybe only in the English-speaking public? He didn't speak much English, so he could have missed it?

    Maybe it's in the French edition and not the English translation. I think I read an interview with the translator who said he did some editing as well, dropping some passages for various reasons.

    Yeah, he did not like the nickname because he didn't think it fit as he didn't finish very much university. The English translation is one of the best French-English I have ever read (and I was a Canadian Army officer - a lot). I felt the beauty of French in the english. Maybe that's just me.

  • So maybe the recent big news events in our beloved sport may have made me overly cynical, but having been a fan of Fignon for over 20 years now, and knowing what a beast he was in multiple disciplines on a road bike, and that he was doping during the peak of his career, I can't help but ask - How does Greg Lemond come back from getting shot and almost dying, having an appendectomy and tendonitis during his rehab and beat the professor clean? And how does he set a record during that tour for average speed in a time trial that has managed to stand through the now proven doping tinged years of Lance and his ilk?

    Is this not a fair question?

  • It's a fair question, but we'll never know unless he suddenly confesses so why not take him at his word? His attitude would suggest that he believes in clean cycling, so that's good enough for me without contradictory evidence.

  • @LA Dave

    So maybe the recent big news events in our beloved sport may have made me overly cynical, but having been a fan of Fignon for over 20 years now, and knowing what a beast he was in multiple disciplines on a road bike, and that he was doping during the peak of his career, I can't help but ask - How does Greg Lemond come back from getting shot and almost dying, having an appendectomy and tendonitis during his rehab and beat the professor clean? And how does he set a record during that tour for average speed in a time trial that has managed to stand through the now proven doping tinged years of Lance and his ilk?

    Is this not a fair question?

    Yeah, completely fair question and one that has always wiggled around in the back of my head.  I am  a true and dedicated die-hard LeMan fan since 1986 and have loved the guy ever since.  I can only justify it by the fact that he has the highest ever recorded VO2max in a cyclist (I think two nordic skiiers have recorded higher--Bjorn Daehlie and another guy) and the fact that no one was using EPO/HGH then (at least according to Fignon and everyone else that I have read).  There were people using steroids and amphetamines but I am pretty sure that he never used amphetamines.  Perhaps he used steroids, who knows?  His quads were massive at that tour.  But, for now, I give him the benefit of the doubt, and really believe that he didn't. 

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