Paterberg
@Bea contributed this Guesty with the note below excerpted.
I know The Rules since before I started riding a bike. I mocked my cyclist-friend, asked him why he didn’t do triathlon and he answered with “Rule #42” and sent me the link to the website. Too bad I got that email while watching students during their exam, I read all 95 of The Rules and laughed out loud.
If people read The Rules, laugh out loud and get back on a bike, our group of Cyclists is doing something right.
VLVV, Gianni
My dear Friend
Since I went ‘cycling’ three times, I thought it would be a good idea to read The Rules again. And while I can’t say I’m not breaking any of them, I’m definitely not breaking a lot of them…
Ok, I don’t own three bikes, but for the 1.5 I do have, saddle, tires and handlebars are matched black. Even the hole in the saddle is black. And my (real cycling!) shorts are black too. I also follow Rule #24 to the letter and the same goes for Rule #89. There are some problems with Rule #7, #27 and #37, ok, the tanlines are razor sharp (read non-existent, except for my watch-tanline), but the invisible eyewear, sleeveless jerseys and ankle-length socks…
You forgot to tell me about Rule #40, but I’ll keep it in mind for next time. And every Rule talking about saddles and handlebars which is not about their color is broken. But I do win points for my (not so perfectly) shaven legs and my perfectly regulated facial hair. I have no livestrong wristband, I drink in moderation (might have something to do with the absence of cages (which is according to Rule #78, (and sometimes it takes just that bit longer, but still, no Rule is broken)), my ‘kit’ (clothes I guess) is clean and there are no stickers (not even a ‘weer een auto minder’ sign) nor race numbers. I have no idea what aerobars are, but unless they are childseats, baskets or padded saddles I guess it is safe to say they are not on my bike and the same goes for washer-nuts and valve-stem caps.
I don’t know what my helmet is, but it is definitely not a mountainbike helmet and my shoes are no mountainbike shoes. Admittedly they are no road cycling shoes either, but there is no rule about cycling with road cycling shoes (except that you can’t walk with them (Rule #69), which I don’t).
Admittedly, I break Rule #11, but maybe, for once, (and yes, by calling this I break #1, #2 and #3 too) it’s possible to see past that? I try to teach the whole family Rule #77 and that should count for something. No?
All rules about interaction with other people I’m perfectly ok with (eg #86, #87, #81, #71, #67, #19), I just don’t interact. However, that might turn me into a jackass (Rule #43), but by the look onto other people’s faces, I’m a funny jackass…)
Groetjes,
Bea.
The email above I wrote two years ago. A friend had taken me cycling for an hour on holiday. I came home, pulled on 12 year old black shorts (I still don’t know where they came from), took my bike out (a 30kg city bike with a basket and a childseat) and started riding. That first ride I did 25km, averaged 23km/h and almost died.
We are almost 17000kms further and things have changed a lot, I have changed a lot. Obvious things, like the extra bikes, kit and tanlines. I know what aerobars are, have my Big Crash (Rule #81 applies), First Race, new mantras (no halfwheeling, no gaps, hold your line) and unpadded white saddles (ssssht, handlebartape is still black). I’ve learned to survive the cobblestones and reached the top of De Paterberg (Am I making you all jealous yet?).
But the big change in me comes from the less obvious things. Sunrise and getting lost, meeting cyclist at 6AM (with a proper introduction), Rule #5 and Rule #9, almost dying, big bunches (which start on time), fighting the man with the hammer to get home, only myself as company (I can’t seem to get enough of me), huge encouragements, smells and sounds and views.
No idea when one goes from merely riding a bike to being a Cyclist. But I’m on my way and I love every minute of it.
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Great bea! That last paragraph is nipple lube. I prefer *schlauchreifenkitt!* though. Small appreciations become big rewards. *Races are won and lost over very small differences* Gonna read this one again. Thnx
I have no idea either, Bea, but it sounds like you're there, kid. Welcome.
@universo
You're welcome!
@litvi
kid? I'm going to take that as a compliment... Thank you for the welcome! But I'm not sure I ever want to arrive...
Definitely a great read and possibly a bit apropos as I only saw this article a day or two ago:
http://cyclingtips.com/2016/03/no-garmin-no-rules-a-reminder-to-ride-without-structure/
Makes me a bit sad but I think the only ones who truly have a "problem" with the Rules are the truly uninitiated who take it all at face value.
Still almost wish we could replace the word "Rules" with the word "Reverence" as it feels closer to home around here, at least to me.
Great article, @bea. Reminds me of when I started getting serious about cycling 6 years ago. I sensed the cultural aspects of the sport and was desperate for information on what to do to become more part of it. This site and The Rules came to my rescue.
I think I shared this insight in some other post on here, but it might be worth repeating that I came to the conclusion the that Rules are more predictive than prescriptive or proscriptive. What I mean is most of the rules were predicting what I'd unconsciously be doing a little down the road as I delved deeper and deeper into the culture rather than telling me specifically what to do or not to do.
For example, when I started, I had a saddlebag (handy place for my tools), a computer on the stem (need to know your speed, right?), the handlebars were tilted up (better for my back), but after about a year, and especially after join the local club, my bike was stripped down, bars levelled, stem (almost) slammed, urban biker helmut ditched (complete w/ visor) and replaced with a proper road helmut, cycling specific sunnies ordered, etc, etc.
I remember the decisive evening in the shower when my daughter's pink razor was staring me in the face. The moment that I grabbed it, lathered up and did the deed was the moment I changed from merely riding a bike to being a Cyclist. And, like you, I'm also loving every minute of it.
The rules serve as a lighthouse, showing the way for the lost and providing a marker for the unguided. I truly don't even remember how i came across the rules and Velominati, but between the strong literary writings of @frank, and the general jackassery that pursues it...this place is addicting. And who knows where i would be if i didn't latch on to something so positive (generally speaking) with the sport.
@Buck Rogers, i think for those of us who are have experienced and rely on a bit of structure, the "Rules" are an eye catcher, i know they were for me. The Rules may not be the most correct name, i mean if your a fan of the sport and an avid amateur then there not so much rules as a check list for things you already do. Either way, Rules Reverence or Jackassery, they are definitely Genius.
@freddy
I sometimes wonder how and when a guy decides to shave his legs. Never thought they would use pink razors for the job though.
@bea
The bigger question though is did you tell your daughter and what was her reaction?
@Teocalli, @freddy, I only have a husband who refuses to shave and sons who are too young to shave. But if one of them ever decides to be rule-compliant, they're going to have to buy their own razor!
Would be funny though if they decided to, we can swap stories about the best way...
@bea
Sounds like a guest article right there!