On Rule #10: The Mandlebrot Set of Pain

My training hasn’t gone as I’d like it to be going. My days keep getting loaded up with things that pay the bills more than they add to the account at the V-Bank. It’s part of not being a Pro, I suppose, as if to spite my obvious talent which is a sort of talent sleeper cell where only I recognize my potential while the rest of the world perceives it as mundane mediocrity. I’ll show them, when I get around to it.

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To be an athlete is to mimic the animal world; this is the luxury of our age, stimulating the survival instinct through games rather than an actual need to survive which is itself a staggering accomplishment. It is our nature as animals that drives us to find the next level of achievement as athletes; as athletes, our success is rooted in our ability to process the act of suffering into a productive output, to push beyond the plane of perceived capability. What is left to the adventurer who walks along the path – the Velominatus – is to discover the complexity of suffering.

And, as Rule #10 implies, what lies hidden within the complexity of suffering is deceptively simple: more suffering, like some diabolical Mandelbrot Set set of pain where every point on its continuum contains an infinite set just like it.

The strange thing about suffering is that as you gain fitness, your lens shifts. When our fitness has the most opportunity for improvement, we alternate between pushing through a blockage either in the legs or the lungs – never both. The human mind is, after all, equipped to process only one pain at a time. But as our fitness develops, the mind learns to delegate the pain to the lesser organs and allows them to self-manage: the strength of one learns to support the weakness in the other. Over time, the suffering body becomes a holistic organism that can compensate for the most acutely weak unit with those which still yield some reserves. This is how we go faster; we transform how our body manages its resources.

When we speak of suffering, our minds shift to the climbs. Climbing is the easiest place to find suffering, a sinister gift of our old friend, Gravity. But suffering is to be found anywhere just as easily, provided you can motivate yourself to push as hard as gravity can pull. The Hour Record doesn’t have a climb in sight, but it scores a 100% on the Cycling version of Rotten Tomatoes (which, I am not too modest to suggest, finds its logical home right here at Velominati.)

As I suffer my way towards some level of condition, I am grateful for the opportunity to rediscover the pain behind the pain, to find some hint of control over the suffering, the ability to compensate one suffering unit for another. The ability to, despite every signal emitting from the body, push a little harder and resist the temptation to yield is perhaps the most noble gift our generous sport imparts upon us.

 

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @1860

    @TBONE

    Should have ‘er built up tomorrow. Just need to slip it in under the radar.

    There is no slipping Celeste under the radar. Maybe you have to invoke the s-1 part of Rule nr. 12.

    Paint the walls Eau de Nil?

  • @1860

    @TBONE

    I can build it during the day, hide it in the spare room. It will live under the track. Or, I could just come clean.

    You could do like my wife would say when confronted about some new piece of clothing… “Oh this is old, I have had it forever…”

    in my view the question of coming clean depends on what Group you are putting on the bike… if it is Super Record then it is badass of course, and everybody will understand (or at least should…).

    The other thing that is bothering me about this whole business, since when did I start respecting Canadians? But you sir, deserve it….

    errrrr - Group?? It's a track frame................

  • This whole thread rings so true for me this year.  Last winter I had loads of home based work and was doing hill reps pretty much every other lunchtime and hit the spring in good form.  This winter I'm out on customer sites working silly hours and living in hotels and my chest seems to be slipping down to my waist.

  • @JohnB

    @wiscot

    Scottish west coast FTP? A not so friendly sentiment to the local Polis?

    No, more a not-so-friendly sentiment to the Holy Father in Rome...

  • @Al__S

    Ah gotcha. Not an issue that we on the east coast experience quite as much. Must be a Dundee sentiment to the local constabulary.

  • @wiscot

    @KogaLover

    No mention thus far about yesterday�s hour record attempt by Thomas Dekker (on a Koga)?

    Unfortunately he did not make it but he was very close. Attached link contains more info on the bike and the preparation. Guess since most of it is in Dutch, y�all will get some time practicing your Flemish.

    http://www.koga.com/nl/over-koga/nieuws/thomas-dekker-doet-aanval-op-werelduurrecord-in-mexico.htm

    A good laugh to see is the 6min video about someone else (with help from Thomas Dekker) trying to equal the first hour record set in 1893 by Henry Desgrange (35.325 km), without a lot of training. Also epic is the footage of Merckx� record in 1972 where he had to be taken off the bike after finishing.

    I meant to mention it in my post, but forgot. Seems that the expectations that the record was going to be beaten repeatedly in relatively quick succession are falling short. If there’s one thing that’s becoming abundantly clear, it’s that the hour is a very, very hard record to hold.

    What you will see though, is the majority of the next challengers choosing to make their attempt at altitude...

    For a reasonable, but not out of this world, TT rider like Dekker to get within a lap of Dennis' time when prior to the event no one really expected him to be much of a chance indicates that the thinner air is the way to go...either that or he's taking advantage of no longer being restricted by Garmin's medical policy.

  • @Teocalli

    @1860

    @TBONE

    I can build it during the day, hide it in the spare room. It will live under the track. Or, I could just come clean.

    You could do like my wife would say when confronted about some new piece of clothing� �Oh this is old, I have had it forever��

    in my view the question of coming clean depends on what Group you are putting on the bike� if it is Super Record then it is badass of course,�and everybody will understand (or at least should�).

    The other thing that is bothering me about this whole business, since when did I start respecting Canadians? But you sir, deserve it�.

    errrrr – Group?? It’s a track frame…………….

    Correct! Rest assured, it's a steezy build, SRAM omniums, Dura Ace hubs, Campy Barcelona rims, and other bits. I did just order some 88mm Planet X rims though. I have certain Provincial championship aspirations this summer...

  • @ChrisO

    The reason I we test my FTP using the hour time is twofold.  First, when I have tested using the 20 minute version, I had too many power spikes and had difficulty pacing myself.  Thus, the reading was less accurate  Second, when I do time trial, I am always in the saddle 40 minutes or more and I need to know that I can mentally accept the suffering for that duration.  Using the hour method, I have nothing left in the tank, the power is much more consistent and the result very accurate - and the suffering VERY real!

  • @VeloSix

    @wiscot

    What's FTP? I'm originally from the West of Scotland and know one interpretation, but it's not applicable here.

    Functional Threshold Power, in theory, this is the max average power you can sustain for one hour.

    Just to elaborate on that, in case you think it's just an interesting number...

    FTP becomes the level around which all your training is based when you are using power. You establish training zones and work around them.

    So a Zone 1 recovery ride would be no more than 60% of FTP, which is actually really difficult to do.

    Z2 Endurance is 60-75% so that's the sort of pace you should be able to do for several hours.

    Z3 is also known as Sweet Spot, 75-90% - if you can do a lot of time in that area it pushes the FTP up.

    Then you get Z4 which is basically your FTP level and you would do sustained bursts, Z5 is 105-120% which is great to go in and out of to simulate racing and Z6 / Z7 (some scales stop at Z6) is your sprinting.

    The Z4 and above levels tend to be done in structured exercises e.g. 1 min Z5, 4min Z4, 5 min Z3 and repeat or 20 seconds Z6 with 40 seconds rest x 10. Z3 and below are ones you crucnh out for a whole ride.

    Apart from training FTP is also a good indicator of performance. When you hear people talk about watts per kilo comparison among pros they are typically using FTP for the watts. Tell me your w/kg FTP and I'll tell you what category you can race at.

    Anything above 5 w/kg is pro-level and if you're getting up towards 6 w/kg you're a stage or race winner. At my very best I've made it up 4.4.

    Roughly speaking between 4 and 5 w /kg is pretty good club and amateur racing from Cat 3 up to Cat 1/ Elite level. 3 to below 4 w/kg is sportive/Cat 4 level and below 3 your aren't trying.

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