Anecdotal research suggests that people are being let off-leash without adequate training to perform basic activities such as walking on sidewalks or through airports and busy city centers. I’m assuming this expands to shopping malls, but I never go there so I can’t be sure. It’s easy to blame the mobile phones which apparently grow from our hands, but even when no phone appears to be involved, the same problem exists: people wander about without any apparent awareness that anyone else might be in the vicinity.
Take, for instance, the gentleman who wandered off the Plane Train at SEATAC airport the other day. As he detrained, he stopped to investigate which of the 4 identical escalators best satisfied his fancy. I’m not one to criticize someone’s escalator scrutiny – you can’t over think these sorts of things – my issue is with the choice to stop just outside the exit of the train, completely unaware that he was blocking the way for the other passengers still left on the train.
It isn’t that these are bad people. We’re a product of our society and society teaches us that being a self-absorbed asshole is the right way to go about your life; there’s no limit to what you can accomplish when you don’t give a flying fuck about how those accomplishments impact other people. Which brings me back to my original point: we’re not getting the right training in order to avoid being assholes.
Riding a bike in general and riding in a group in particular teaches you all sorts of things about external dependencies and the trickle effect that our actions have on those around us. Rule #59 extends beyond just riding in a straight line, but to riding predictably and informing those riders who are dependent on you of dangers and obstacles. Cyclists develop a situational awareness that becomes second nature with practice.
I therefore propose that we modify our free-ranging policy to include a provision that mandates all humans be required to take a bicycle racing class and spend significant time riding in a group at speed before being allowed into the wilds of society. Don’t change your line when walking on a sidewalk without peeking over your shoulder. Don’t stop dead in your tracks without checking if someone is behind you. Don’t take a right-hand turn without warning when driving in the far left lane. Don’t block doorways. Don’t knock people in the head when you’re walking with a 2×4.
And for the love of Merckx, take off your headphones.
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@Optimiste
Fantastic story.
@Nate Yep, Dazed and Confused all over. Every character in that film is someone I went to school with.
I obviously haven't read the whole thread here, but can I assume we've covered people stopping as soon as they get to the top of escalators, or the second they've alighted from public transport, disregarding completely the masses being funnelled directly into the spot they're occupying? And people leaving stores and offices on busy pedestrian streets without looking left or right, just barging straight out into the stream of people?
I also woke up in hospital a few years ago after a bike accident; best I can tell, the random commuter I was riding behind in central Berlin decided to do one of those pull-out-to-the-right-so-you-can-hook-left things right across my path without any warning, causing me to t-bone him at speed and sending me flying over the handlebars onto the road, as I assumed I could overtake on his left when he swung right at an intersection. Considering a bus travelling in the opposite direction apparently drove over my bike (write-off), the three teeth I broke, scar on my chin and third degree concussion were probably not such a bad deal.
Learnt my lesson, though: expect anyone you don't know well enough to trust to do something dumb at absolutely any moment.
@DeKerr
However elegant, wouldn't strap a Stradivarius to the bars either.
@andrew
Ride for the unexpected.
Great article, had me laughing out loud.
Although actually I think you over-estimate people. I see plenty who can't even stand still in one place, without suddenly stepping backwards or waving their arms about as you walk or cycle past.
Set them in motion, and it gets worse.
Newton was a clever chap, but his first law does not seem to apply to people.
@andrew,
@Nate
That is exactly what it felt like.
@Geraint
Funniest thing I've read this week.
+1 badge to you for that.
@unversio
The bell looks like it clips on neatly with a rubber strap. I use a similar device for flashers on my rain bike. Assuming you don't use that when not needed and that you take the fucker off before shooting a portrait of your bike, I think its well within regulation.
@unversio
Yes, but a violin, no matter how elegant, would have no purpose on a bike. For those who regularly use a MUP I think those would be an appropriate addition. Its a little less obnoxious than yelling out, "on your left!"That being said, in Philly we have a too popular path that can be impossible to ride at anything approaching speed, and I have heard obnoxious gents getting too aggressive with their bells. Ping ping ping down the entire trsil. Whenever I have had my kids walking on such paths I always feel hyper vigilant looking out for bike riders.
@Puffy over calling has ruined several rides. I tried a few group rides in Philly-where it can take a while to get out of urban riding- and it was just SO loud. There was pointing and shouting at everything- car back, clear, squirrel, whatever. Several rides was enough, I continued riding on my own.
@frank
I'm honoured, thank you sir.
When I saw the jersey I wondered if I was in the maglia nera for the Giro VSP!