Preloading The Brain

Rule #62
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Brett’s fine Nick Cave article got me thinking about music and cycling. We spend lots of time alone on our bikes. The bike is on autopilot, it stays upright from second to second, freeing up our brains to consider anything or nothing. Music might be the only riding companion we have but it has to be the right music. 

Being as Pro as possible is not necessarily a good thing. Pros tend to blow through all stop signs and they care not a damn about Rule #62. As adamant as I am about sock length and color, I’m more of a hardliner about Rule #62. It is one Rule I have positively never broken, honest Father. Half my friends do though, oh I see them with their wires and ear buds. I get it, I just don’t ever do it. I want to know what’s coming up the road behind me. I also like to hear the world as I ride but I really want to hear that dog or cement mixer before they are right HERE. And I sometimes enjoy the voices in my head. They get me.

Before you go for a long ride, preplan your music, don’t just turn on the car radio as you motor away to meet your riding friends. A moment of inattention and you could be riding three hours with The Carpenters. My wife and I have a pact when riding together. Neither is allowed to sing aloud whatever terrible jingle or 80’s anthem song is plaguing our brains. Sharing such things is not good for a marriage.

It is the early morning riding where my brain is most susceptible to contamination. Wrung out from a night’s sleep, my brain will absorb anything. I have to saturate my brain with good music before something terrible gets in there; once it is in there, it is not coming out without a fight. I had an early morning teeth cleaning and while captive in the chair, their office music programming played nothing but Cher for thirty minutes. Oh I thought it was amusing at the time. The next day, Cher was still there. I was not amused.

Predawn, rolling along in the truck, bike in the back, something great on the stereo, even if the windshield wipers are on, this is how we get up for a ride. There may only be one song in the head for the next three hours but at least if will be a good one.

Gianni

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  • @frank

    Yes. This. I started a 14 hour ride once with only the chorus of "One" by U2 in my head and by the end of the ride I'd sorted out all the lyrics. That was the best possible result.

    I used this video as a bit of breakfast inspiration before a 100k/3000m sufferfest last year, needless to say the very self evident song lyrics of the soundtrack were on loop all day.

    <iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/73669400" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/73669400">H500 DIRTY DONNA</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/pineapplekeith">PineappleKeith</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

  • I regularly ride the MTB with the iPod and one ear bud in with very select music and I love it

    I rarely ride the Tarmac with music

  • @Deakus

    I have never ridden with music on outdoors...it just seems dangerous? However, the turbo is an entirely different matter. I spent several months on a turbo rehabbing from an ankle reconstruction and the right music made a huge difference whilst watching a virtual DVD of climbing Ventoux or L'Alpe.

    However as has been mentioned different rides or different stages of a ride require different music. Favourites invariably move and change with the times too, but always always always at some point I come back to Fleetwood Mac - The Chain. It is 2mins 55s of prep followed by eyeballs out sprint when that guitar kicks in!

    See, I always associated "The Chain" with BBC coverage of Formula 1 - that used to be the theme music.  For cycling, it was/is Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross - I saw a Tour video montage in the 80s to that song and it's been in my brain ever since!

    I never ride with buds in on the road. On the local rails-to-trails path I do. 20 miles of flat, straight gravel each way means I need something extra to keep it fun. Also, no semis or cars to worry about. In the woods? Never.

    Can';t beat some Husker Du or Bob Mould on the trainer though . . .

  • @wiscot

    @the Engine

    This for instance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

    That is so wrong on so many levels. I'm quite speechless . . . how do you know about such stuff?

    Having a 14 year old son who's in to manga, J-Pop and K-Pop 'll do that to ya.

    We let him listen to his own music in the car now on headphones otherwise the rest of the family will be at risk of catching mental.

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