Preloading The Brain

Rule #62
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Brett’s fine Nick Cave article got me thinking about music and cycling. We spend lots of time alone on our bikes. The bike is on autopilot, it stays upright from second to second, freeing up our brains to consider anything or nothing. Music might be the only riding companion we have but it has to be the right music. 

Being as Pro as possible is not necessarily a good thing. Pros tend to blow through all stop signs and they care not a damn about Rule #62. As adamant as I am about sock length and color, I’m more of a hardliner about Rule #62. It is one Rule I have positively never broken, honest Father. Half my friends do though, oh I see them with their wires and ear buds. I get it, I just don’t ever do it. I want to know what’s coming up the road behind me. I also like to hear the world as I ride but I really want to hear that dog or cement mixer before they are right HERE. And I sometimes enjoy the voices in my head. They get me.

Before you go for a long ride, preplan your music, don’t just turn on the car radio as you motor away to meet your riding friends. A moment of inattention and you could be riding three hours with The Carpenters. My wife and I have a pact when riding together. Neither is allowed to sing aloud whatever terrible jingle or 80’s anthem song is plaguing our brains. Sharing such things is not good for a marriage.

It is the early morning riding where my brain is most susceptible to contamination. Wrung out from a night’s sleep, my brain will absorb anything. I have to saturate my brain with good music before something terrible gets in there; once it is in there, it is not coming out without a fight. I had an early morning teeth cleaning and while captive in the chair, their office music programming played nothing but Cher for thirty minutes. Oh I thought it was amusing at the time. The next day, Cher was still there. I was not amused.

Predawn, rolling along in the truck, bike in the back, something great on the stereo, even if the windshield wipers are on, this is how we get up for a ride. There may only be one song in the head for the next three hours but at least if will be a good one.

Gianni

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  • @therealpeel

    @Dr C

    True, the earplugs are a shortcut to the Rearly Gates, but a compromise is to jam your phone in your central helmet vent, vertivally, much like a Shark fin (I assume this is how Vince Nibali got his name

    You do look like a twat, but Barbra Streisand has got me up a few long climbs that I may have felt I couldn't have conquered, accompanied only by the silent spinning of my chainset

    Obviously, if your phone doesn't fit in your helmet properly, much as with your sunnies, get a new helmet

    ....what....?

    This is great. Like seeing the guys tooling around the city on their beater bikes with a boom box strapped on, only way more stylish.... Maybe.

    Barbra Steisand? What rockin' tunes by her get you up the climbs? Do tell . . .

  • @wiscot

    @therealpeel

    @Dr C

    True, the earplugs are a shortcut to the Rearly Gates, but a compromise is to jam your phone in your central helmet vent, vertivally, much like a Shark fin (I assume this is how Vince Nibali got his name

    You do look like a twat, but Barbra Streisand has got me up a few long climbs that I may have felt I couldn't have conquered, accompanied only by the silent spinning of my chainset

    Obviously, if your phone doesn't fit in your helmet properly, much as with your sunnies, get a new helmet

    ....what....?

    This is great. Like seeing the guys tooling around the city on their beater bikes with a boom box strapped on, only way more stylish.... Maybe.

    Barbra Steisand? What rockin' tunes by her get you up the climbs? Do tell . . .

    This is good you picked up this thread. Many questions here, not enough answers. Phone jammed into helmet like shark fin playing Barbara Streisand. I actually did a spit take when I first read that. Very messy. Life is different in N. Ireland.

  • Geeky, I know, but to alleviate the boredom of a long steady ride and to keep myself within the bounds of Rule #71 (rather than get all over-excited, acquire Top Gun style lock-on on a fellow rider and race to my feeble max hr) ... I sometimes listen to BBC Radio 4 podcasts; documentaries and current affairs shows. One earpiece only. Thank you that is all.

  • @Gianni

    @wiscot

    @therealpeel

    @Dr C

    True, the earplugs are a shortcut to the Rearly Gates, but a compromise is to jam your phone in your central helmet vent, vertivally, much like a Shark fin (I assume this is how Vince Nibali got his name

    You do look like a twat, but Barbra Streisand has got me up a few long climbs that I may have felt I couldn't have conquered, accompanied only by the silent spinning of my chainset

    Obviously, if your phone doesn't fit in your helmet properly, much as with your sunnies, get a new helmet

    ....what....?

    This is great. Like seeing the guys tooling around the city on their beater bikes with a boom box strapped on, only way more stylish.... Maybe.

    Barbra Steisand? What rockin' tunes by her get you up the climbs? Do tell . . .

    This is good you picked up this thread. Many questions here, not enough answers. Phone jammed into helmet like shark fin playing Barbara Streisand. I actually did a spit take when I first read that. Very messy. Life is different in N. Ireland.

    I'm quite certain that that is all too strange, weird, wrong, whatev...,  to be true.

    Me personally, Rage Against the Machine's Bombtrack followed by Killing in the Name, will do the job for me on any Strava segment I'm having a run at while on a solo ride. And Apple's 2nd gen earbuds do work well for bike. As a youngster I'd keep a Walkman cassette player, usually with live Stones - Love ya Live or Get your Ya Ya's out, in my ski jacket pocket. And keep the POS headphones tucked under my cap while heading down the mtn. I'll take the phone and ear buds over that gear any day.

  • So all this talk about music while riding reminded me that I never got over the loss of the best set of cycling earphones I ever had - vanished in a house move somehow at the beginning of last year.

    I have tried others since then but the Bose sie2i are without doubt my favourite and I recommend them highly, not for their music qualities but for their cycling-friendly aspect.

    • They are non-sealed - they use a shaped earpiece into the ear, not a soft round earbud - so unless you have the sound up very loud you aren't blocking out the traffic noise.
    • They are very secure -  a semi-soft shaped piece holds the earphone and sits in the ridge of your ear.  I find anything sticking out or above the ear like an over-the-ear bracket creates a lot of wind noise which makes it hard to hear the music and blocks traffic noise.
    • The cord is short. It comes with an extension if you need it but it means you haven't got a whole load of excess cable to get stuck. Even if they fell out it wouldn't go into wheel or chain.
    • They also come with an armband which fits an iPhone5 and is lined to prevent sweat/water getting in. The earpieces are also water-resistant.
    • The sie2i comes with a control and mic so you can change volume or pause the music. The sie1i is cheaper and doesn't have the control.

    It's just really well thought out. They've looked at all the problems and issues that come with listening to music while exercising outdoors and provided a solution.

    They aren't cheap. About $140-150 US. I asked my wife for some at Christmas and she looked at it and couldn't bring herself to pay that much for earphones. I did point out that it was sort of the point of a present to be something that you might not just buy for yourself.

    Anyway, since then I've tried cheaper 'sport' earphones from Monster (OK but sealed so block noise and the spring on the clip rusted away almost immediately so the cord is now a major liability. You'd think they might have anticipated sport earphones getting sweat on them.) and Bluetooth earphones I was given (skip a lot, stick out, lots of windrush).

    But I was passing by the Bose shop in Dubai Mall yesterday, and I couldn't resist. I am once more musically mobile.

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