European Posterior Tubular (EPTB)

EPMS." width="620" height="465" /> The European Posterior Tubular, tied on by a toe strap. This ain’t no EPMS.

The divisive nature of Rule #29 is not to be underestimated. It is but a humble satchel, but our rejection of its use sends people completely out of their minds. One fine gentleman even threatened my editor at Cyclist Magazine with cancellation of his subscription on the basis that they published an article wherein I espoused the virtues of going EPMS-less. If I recall correctly, the reader felt my writing was, “a black eye on an otherwise flawless magazine.” Some people, it appears, really love their saddle bags.

Nevertheless, the truth remains: they are ugly and there is no need for one if you choose your tools carefully and maintain your bicycle appropriately. Granted, if you prefer an al fresco lunch mid-ride and therefore require room for a baguette, some brie, and a nice bottle of Burgundy, you may require more than a jersey pocket. Similarly, if you are of the mechanical inclination that requires you carry a press for on-the-road headset replacements, you might also require some additional storage. That said, if your mechanical skills are at a level that your bicycle is in such a state, I might argue that carrying a cell phone and an emergency contact list is really all you need because the tools are unlikely to help.

But I digress. Ugly though the EPMS may be, it is obviously perfectly acceptable to tie a spare tubular tire under your saddle. This is for the obvious and irrefutable reason that riding tubs is for the more cultured Velominatus and strapping a tire under the saddle is the traditional way the Europeans have handled carrying a spare tire ever since they stopped carrying them strapped over their shoulders. Do not allow yourself to be distracted by the fact that a European Posterior Tubular is often mistaken for an saddlebag. One is a nod to our heritage, the other an abomination sense and style. Trust me on this.

But carrying a spare tub does pose a challenge: how do you roll it up into a small enough package that it (a) doesn’t sway (b) doesn’t rub the insides of your pistoning guns and (c) doesn’t fall off and get tangled up in your wheel.

The first two are a matter of what style of tire to carry. The natural inclination is to carry a spare tire identical to the ones you are riding on your wheels, but that is likely to be a 23 or 25 mm tire and will be rather bulky when rolled up. Instead, the spare should be considered an emergency tire intended to get you safely through the rest of your ride; you’ll be pulling it off and gluing it on properly when you get home, so it can be chosen for its folding size and weight rather than to match it to the tires you normally ride. Then comes the question of how to roll it up into a tiny package which can be neatly strapped under the saddle (see photos). Finally – and I learned this the hard way – if the tire does come loose over some unusually rough roads (say, washboards on a high speed gravel descent), you will want it to stay in the small bundle rather than unwinding and getting tangled in your back wheel.

European Posterior Tubular Guidelines:

  1. Find a light, 19mm tubular tire. I use one by TUFO; it has no inner tube so it is skinny and light and rolls up tight.
  2. Pre-glue the tire and follow the below procedure to roll it up (photos).
  3. Wrap an industrial strength rubber band around the tire. This will keep it in its rolled up bundle with or without a toe strap, meaning it will stay in said bundle even as it tumbles from your saddle.
  4. Us a leather toe-clip strap and a leather toe-clip strap only to affix said tire to saddle. No pouches, not fabric straps. Make sure it is tight and secure the loose end of the strap.
  5. Respond to all accusations of violating Rule #29 with a defiant but tempered disgust which subtly hints that the accuser is an unsophisticated clincher rider who doesn’t understand the greater nuances of our sport.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Someone mentioned what about keeping crap out of the spare tub.  I don't have a problem with that in clement conditions.  If its not nice out, I seal up the spare in a tyvek Fedex envelope.  Nothing gets in that thing.

    @Cogfather

    @pistard

    @Teocalli

    Having one of my main events coming up in June where "failure is not an option" I'm struggling with what to fit and what to carry. The route is allegedly 25% Strade Bianche of UK variety courtesy Beaching's Cuts of the 1960s out of 170 km total. Currently have Vittoria Corsa Evo and planning on carrying 2 x Continental Gatorskins plus Pitstop. This is based on having to bail a ride the other week when I double punctured on cheaper Vittoria Rally where I only had the one spare with me. Kinda feels overkill but nervous of the gravel sections and won't have an opportunity to check them out beforehand.

    Continental-wise I've had more punctures on Gatorskins than the "regular" Sprinters and far fewer on Competitions (almost none, in fact). My favourite tubulars these days for rough roads and a bit of gravel are a set of Conti Competition PROtection "” 25mm with an extra layer of breaker under the tread and Gatorskin sidewalls. I think the tread will wear out before they flat. Hard to find though, basically have to fall off the back of a team car...

    I gave up on Pitstop after having nozzles pop off the can a couple times. The Santa Claus beard was funny; the walking less so. And it's bulky. Now I carry a little bottle (50ml) of sealant with my mini pump. Stan's is cheapest, and actually latex. Some are just a slurry of cellulose, to plug the hole rather than seal it.

    My experience with Vittoria Rally parallels yours. Never again.

    We had one puncture on the sometimes-sharp gravel of Railroad Grade last weekend.  The subject tire was...

    A Gatorskin.

  • @Chris

    @Steve H Very tidy. What sort of tubular is it?

    I use a Vittioria Corsa which doesn't fold down anywhere as neat as @franks or yours but it still fits under the saddle - just needs a strap under the saddle and one round the post.

    So doesn't your leg rub on it then?

    @Teocalli

    Between #1 on tubeless, #2 on vintage Tubs, #3 on Clinchers (Rule #9 bike) my fear is setting of with the wrong spares in my pocket. But I package my tub and pump together and they fit in my centre pocket fine.

    I have left the house with a spare inner tube on many occasions even when riding tubs...woops. Never the reverse thankfully. I keep all my gear that I might need on any given ride in a small sack that hangs by the bikes. When I kit up I collect from it what I need that day and I'm on my way; it forces me to think about what I'm taking with me which is a good thing.

  • @Dr C

    So has anyone actually changed a flatted tub on a ride? I have yet to try to strip a tub of a rim, but looking t the Zipp video, it looks like the sort of thing you can only do after a hearty breakfast on a sunny morning off

    It amazes me how easily tubs come off once you let some of the air out. I've changed tubs on a ride and I'd argue its faster than repairing a clincher flat.

    I have three sets of tubulars on the go, and a can of Zefal 100ml - if I flat on a club ride, my plan is to dive headfirst into a hedge and feign a neck injury - I live quite close to the local A+E, so reckon having made a spontaneous recovery en route, the ambulance drivers will drop me off at the house to save the paperwork

    Otherwise I like your tyrigamy @Frank

    Good to see you around again, you funny koont.

  • @Haldy

    @therealpeel

    On one side we embrace most things "old school" but on the other we lust the latest greatest laterally stiff but vertically compliant ride possible. Thus we cast off steel in exchange for glorified plastic. We hope to look Pro, but do we have any real idea how a pro rides 90% of the time, while training? Do we really desire to be such poseurs, that every time we kit up we want to look like we are heading to the start line of a pro-tour race?

    Regardless of my ramblings and questions- I recognize that I must Rule #1 and Rule #5.

    Wait...who says we have to cast off steel? Both these baby's are modern steel and wonderfully fast! Equipped with Tubulars as well. ;-)

    Beautiful bikes! What's going on with the handlebars on the bike closest to the fence? Or it it in a transitional state of having no brakes, shifters etc?.

  • @therealpeel

    @Cogfather

    Being a Velominatus, I am inherently keen on tradition & cycling history. However, I cannot see why one would run tubs unless blessed with a support vehicle. I personally detest tubes with all that is in me. Traditional clinchers or tubs are both subject to failure of frail tubes. Why everyone does not go tubeless defies logic to me. Any clincher rim can be setup tubeless. It does not require tubeless rims. After seething with anger at having to buy another $.50 tube for $8 at the LBS a couple of years ago, I took the plunge. I've not had a puncture or bought another cursed tube since. Tubeless are superior in every way. To wit: cheaper than tubs, possess/require sealant which virtually eliminates punctures, permit much lower (& more comfortable pressures, the list goes on. In the event of a catastrophic sidewall tear, you can always throw in a cursed tube to complete your ride. I've been carrying a single, solitary tube for 2 years. The only time I've needed the spare in that time was to give it to a mate who had punctured, yet again, one of his standard clinchers. Tubeless rule. Full stop. Here endeth the lesson

    A-Merckx, my man.

    You know the saying about everyone having ab opmouths I think it applies here. I do think the Velomintae speak out of both sides of their mouths. On one side we embrace most things "old school" but on the other we lust the latest greatest laterally stiff but vertically compliant ride possible. Thus we cast off steel in exchange for glorified plastic. We hope to look Pro, but do we have any real idea how a pro rides 90% of the time, while training? Do we really desire to be such poseurs, that every time we kit up we want to look like we are heading to the start line of a pro-tour race?

    Regardless of my ramblings and questions- I recognize that I must Rule #1 and Rule #5.

    Romanticizing the past while embracing the future is not talking out of both sides of your mouth; it's holding one thing in reverence and using that reverence to put change in context.

    And you're confusing Looking Pro with Looking Fantastic. We want to Look Fantastic, not Pro - it just so happens that many Pros Look Fantastic.

    And yes, I am such a poseur that I aim to look fantastic anywhere I go, all the time. I do it because I enjoy looking fantastic, even if no one else is around to see me.

    And no need to cast off steel. She just isn't my #1.

  • Unrelated, last weekend I had my very first experience with patching a tube and seeing it still hold air two days later.

    While descending MTB trails on clinchers, I acquired a stick as thick as my pinky. I had tire levers and a Lezyne patch kit on hand with the metal scraper tool. A few minutes later and I was good to go. I think the key was scraping off enough of the butyl seam so the patch could seal off all the air gaps.

  • @Ron  there are several types of tape that will allow conversion of a standard clincher rim to tubeless. Of course, Stan's sells tape to do it, as does AmericanClassic. I've even done it the cheap way & used Gorilla tape procured at Home Depot. it requires only non-porous rim tape of some sort. The biggest key is to sand down the anodization in the rim bed to ensure secure tape. You can use pre-made valves, also available from Stan's or AC, or just cut the valves out of a pair of popped tubes. It is absolutely best to use removable core valves to ease putting in sealant. Road pressures are more than adequate to keep the bead seated, even on a non tubeless rim. That is the only real difference between standard clincher rims & tubeless ones, the bead shelf. As for you specifically, most Ksyriums do not have the outer rim wall drilled, so they are even easier to go tubeless on. You don't even need tape to make them airtight. Unlike MTB or cross tires, it is essential to use tubeless tires as a non carbon bead will blow off at road pressures. There are several good videos on YouTube that will show exactly how to do it. It is easy. Some say that you need an air compressor to gain initial bead seating. I've found this to be bullshit & have setup up many wheels using a standard track pump. Tubeless ready rims can be setup without sealant, non tubeless ready need sealant to work. I don't know why you wouldn't use it however, as it basically eliminates punctures. I cannot stress this enough: if you try tubeless, you will be an immediate convert & never ride with tubes again. Hope that helps!

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