European Posterior Tubular (EPTB)

EPMS." width="620" height="465" /> The European Posterior Tubular, tied on by a toe strap. This ain’t no EPMS.

The divisive nature of Rule #29 is not to be underestimated. It is but a humble satchel, but our rejection of its use sends people completely out of their minds. One fine gentleman even threatened my editor at Cyclist Magazine with cancellation of his subscription on the basis that they published an article wherein I espoused the virtues of going EPMS-less. If I recall correctly, the reader felt my writing was, “a black eye on an otherwise flawless magazine.” Some people, it appears, really love their saddle bags.

Nevertheless, the truth remains: they are ugly and there is no need for one if you choose your tools carefully and maintain your bicycle appropriately. Granted, if you prefer an al fresco lunch mid-ride and therefore require room for a baguette, some brie, and a nice bottle of Burgundy, you may require more than a jersey pocket. Similarly, if you are of the mechanical inclination that requires you carry a press for on-the-road headset replacements, you might also require some additional storage. That said, if your mechanical skills are at a level that your bicycle is in such a state, I might argue that carrying a cell phone and an emergency contact list is really all you need because the tools are unlikely to help.

But I digress. Ugly though the EPMS may be, it is obviously perfectly acceptable to tie a spare tubular tire under your saddle. This is for the obvious and irrefutable reason that riding tubs is for the more cultured Velominatus and strapping a tire under the saddle is the traditional way the Europeans have handled carrying a spare tire ever since they stopped carrying them strapped over their shoulders. Do not allow yourself to be distracted by the fact that a European Posterior Tubular is often mistaken for an saddlebag. One is a nod to our heritage, the other an abomination sense and style. Trust me on this.

But carrying a spare tub does pose a challenge: how do you roll it up into a small enough package that it (a) doesn’t sway (b) doesn’t rub the insides of your pistoning guns and (c) doesn’t fall off and get tangled up in your wheel.

The first two are a matter of what style of tire to carry. The natural inclination is to carry a spare tire identical to the ones you are riding on your wheels, but that is likely to be a 23 or 25 mm tire and will be rather bulky when rolled up. Instead, the spare should be considered an emergency tire intended to get you safely through the rest of your ride; you’ll be pulling it off and gluing it on properly when you get home, so it can be chosen for its folding size and weight rather than to match it to the tires you normally ride. Then comes the question of how to roll it up into a tiny package which can be neatly strapped under the saddle (see photos). Finally – and I learned this the hard way – if the tire does come loose over some unusually rough roads (say, washboards on a high speed gravel descent), you will want it to stay in the small bundle rather than unwinding and getting tangled in your back wheel.

European Posterior Tubular Guidelines:

  1. Find a light, 19mm tubular tire. I use one by TUFO; it has no inner tube so it is skinny and light and rolls up tight.
  2. Pre-glue the tire and follow the below procedure to roll it up (photos).
  3. Wrap an industrial strength rubber band around the tire. This will keep it in its rolled up bundle with or without a toe strap, meaning it will stay in said bundle even as it tumbles from your saddle.
  4. Us a leather toe-clip strap and a leather toe-clip strap only to affix said tire to saddle. No pouches, not fabric straps. Make sure it is tight and secure the loose end of the strap.
  5. Respond to all accusations of violating Rule #29 with a defiant but tempered disgust which subtly hints that the accuser is an unsophisticated clincher rider who doesn’t understand the greater nuances of our sport.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Nate

    @Haldy sweet. May I encourage you to let Dario go buck wild with the paint?

    When he asked me what color...I stalled trying to run through all the paint scheme's I'd seen in my head. Seeing me freeze up..he says- "Pink?...how about Pink?...I will do you a special pink", so now the order form reads- Dario's Special Pink.

  • @Haldy

    @Nate

    @Haldy sweet. May I encourage you to let Dario go buck wild with the paint?

    When he asked me what color...I stalled trying to run through all the paint scheme's I'd seen in my head. Seeing me freeze up..he says- "Pink?...how about Pink?...I will do you a special pink", so now the order form reads- Dario's Special Pink.

    oh he'll yeah. I wish I spoke Italian because english isn't up to the task of endorsing that plan with sufficient gusto.

  • @Nate

    @Haldy

    @Nate

    @Haldy sweet. May I encourage you to let Dario go buck wild with the paint?

    When he asked me what color...I stalled trying to run through all the paint scheme's I'd seen in my head. Seeing me freeze up..he says- "Pink?...how about Pink?...I will do you a special pink", so now the order form reads- Dario's Special Pink.

    oh he'll yeah. I wish I spoke Italian because english isn't up to the task of endorsing that plan with sufficient gusto.

    I wish I could explain how his eyes lit up when he was scribbling down Special Pink next to my fit numbers.

  • @Cogfather

    Why everyone does not go tubeless defies logic to me.

    Because it's shit! Besides that, the list is long. It makes sense on low pressure wheels such as MTB where it is popular, but on high pressure road tyres.

  • @Haldy

    @Nate

    @Haldy

    @Nate

    @Haldy sweet. May I encourage you to let Dario go buck wild with the paint?

    When he asked me what color...I stalled trying to run through all the paint scheme's I'd seen in my head. Seeing me freeze up..he says- "Pink?...how about Pink?...I will do you a special pink", so now the order form reads- Dario's Special Pink.

    oh he'll yeah. I wish I spoke Italian because english isn't up to the task of endorsing that plan with sufficient gusto.

    I wish I could explain how his eyes lit up when he was scribbling down Special Pink next to my fit numbers.

    Whether or not you can explain it, I can picture it.  Fuck yes.

  • Meh.
    I think if one argues that an EPMS looks ugly and spoils the look of the bike, and therefore tools and spares have to go in the jersey pocket, then the same applies to a spare tub. The latter is actually uglier, in my opinion.
    It doesn't really look pro, because pros (when training) probably ride clinchers and use EPMS, and (when racing) have support vehicles and domestiques to provide spare wheels. 
    Does it look fantastic? A matter of opinion, but I don't think it does. Let's put it another way - if there was a nice alternative way of carrying the tub out of sight, would you deliberately strap it to the saddle? Is it really aesthetically pleasing to you, or are you just keen to make a 'look, I ride tubs' statement?
    It does look retro, so if your machine is period-correct in all other respects, then fair enough. Otherwise, it's just an EPMS and an excuse. 
    I did the tubs thing years ago before decent clinchers really existed, but these days, I reckon a Vittoria 320tpi tyre and latex tube on a 23mm rim gets so close that I can't justify the extra commitment.  Chapeau to those who do it, of course, but please chaps, get that spare tyre out of sight. Ta.
  • @frank

    @Chris

    @Steve H Very tidy. What sort of tubular is it?

    I use a Vittioria Corsa which doesn't fold down anywhere as neat as @franks or yours but it still fits under the saddle - just needs a strap under the saddle and one round the post.

    So doesn't your leg rub on it then?

    It's never been a problem even on those occasions when I slide back a bit further in the saddle looking for a bit of a change from my usual seated position.  It's no wider than the saddle is above the seat post.

    I used a couple of the rubber bands that came with my Garmin to hold it together so it's as tight as it can be for a tyre of that size.

    I quite like the idea of something of a slightly heavier duty nature so that if I need it, it'll have a chance of getting me home on sort of shitty road surface that that seem to be destroying my tyres. A light weight TT tubular would seem to up the risk factor.

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