Gravity is the most unavoidable force on Earth, with the possible exception of Stupidity. And like with Stupidity, you can take measures to reduce its influence on you, but you won’t get rid of it completely, assuming you’re staying on this planet. From the very moment we’re born, Gravity takes its unrelenting hold on us – which isn’t altogether bad because I learned from watching Despicable Me that as soon as someone is smart enough to invent anti-gravity serum, someone will be stupid enough to leave a skylight open.
We Cyclists protect a secret from the rest of the world: we can defy gravity. Riding allows us to float a few meters above the ground, suspended in a cloak of V. Add a little speed to the mix and a maybe few sweeping switchbacks and we are as close to achieving human flight as we will ever get.
Once we trade flat roads for the hills, Gravity reveals its true secret to us: the mind can overcome physical limits when we form the cohesive unit of bicycle and rider. There is a symbiotic bond that forms; Gravity pulls us down toward the bottom of the hill, and we require our strength to counter its force and scale the heights. The strength required to achieve this takes a heavy toll on our body, and it is only through focus and determination that we keep the legs turning over smoothy. Riding back down the other side, we learn to fool Gravity and explore the intersection of centripetal force, friction, and our old friend Stupidity.
With practice, we learn that our mind can drive us to overcome the the physical limits of not just our bodies, but Gravity itself. Its hold on us remains, but the effects are greatly diminished. In defiance of Gravity, we rise to touch the heavens and ride where angels fly.
Vive la Vie Velominatus.
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@Marvellous
Doesn't get a lot better than that.
Well said!
Ah, Despicable, the Velomigrommies fav movie...
Ah, Hills, almost vomited at the top of one of the regulars this morning, marvellous realisation of mind over body
Timely as always Frank..
Gravity NEVER sucks as bad as stupidity
Hills are good for the soul.
I think we're well placed for an article on Stoopidity
Frank, I think you forgot to mention that if you believe you can defy g-r-a-v-i-t-y, your hair turns awesome
I like to think that there's a micro and macro level of gravity to be had as a cyclist. The definition of gravity helps bring this into perspective: Gravity is the force of attraction that occurs between any two objects that have matter.
On a macro level, it's the earth, the road, the climb and the eternal tendrils of gravity that do battle with my muscle fibres.
On a micro level, it's the genuine love I have for my bike, and its reciprocal love for me.
Great piece, Frank. Cheers.
@Beers
I had to choke one back myself yesterday. I thought at the time of how weak I must be, but your comment has made me feel so much better. It was actually a mind over body win. Shut up body!!
@Marvellous
Can you feel the depth of my envy from here? That looks like a fine and pleasant misery of a climb. Sweet.