In Memoriam: The Funny Bike

Laurent Fignon's Hour Record Machine

We gather here today to pay our respects to one of the most exciting developments the Cycling world has ever witnessed: the funny bike.

For seventy years, the evolution of the bicycle was marked by incremental change; improvements to brakes, more gears, and better shifting followed one another as the sport grudgingly continued its slow journey towards progress and modernization.

Then, in an instant, disruption. Change. In the years prior to 1984, time trial machines were little more than finely-tuned road machines. But suddenly, spurred on by Francesco Moser’s success in breaking the Hour Record aboard a radical machine with double disc wheels and cow-horn handlebars, we entered a decade of innovation.

In the blink of an eye, we had broken from the shackles of traditional thinking and were suddenly free to think about a bicycle without constraint. Riders appeared in the start house with fairings attached to their saddles and bars mounted below the top tube. Riders toed up to the start line with broom sticks mounted across the drops of their handlebars. Aero bars appeared and with them, the triangular frame design that had graced our machines for three-quarters of a century disappeared. In the span of ten short years, time trial positions went from the standard tuck to the Super Man.

Then, in a crafty maneuver which demonstrates that the UCI’s incompetence is not a recent development, new regulations were introduced which effectively killed innovation in bike design. The UCI regulated the position of the bars, the saddle, the size of the wheels, the design of the frame; even the shape of the tubes are currently highly scrutinized. The UCI even offers an exorbitantly expensive frame certification process.

Join me now, as we examine some examples of the most innovative machines our sport will ever see.

A-Merckx.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Well, shit on a donkey, this might be the best page on the internet. Seriously, check it out.

    And the crazy thing is, these aren't even the best shots from that page, just the most relevant.

    Nice headgear, John.

    The British TT scene in the late eighties was the fucking bomb.

  • He might not be effective in the TT, but I bet he's handy to keep on the team anyway.

    Rule violation aside, this guy might be a genius.

  • @frank

    He might not be effective in the TT, but I bet he's handy to keep on the team anyway.



    Rule violation aside, this guy might be a genius.

    Is he using the fork travel to pressurise the keg? That is genius!

  • @Bianchi Denti

    @frank



    He might not be effective in the TT, but I bet he's handy to keep on the team anyway.



    Rule violation aside, this guy might be a genius.


    Is he using the fork travel to pressurise the keg? That is genius!

    Ah, correction. No he's not. But he could, as the keg is a sprung mass. I hope he's reading this...

  • @DerHoggz

    Cinelli Laser:


    This, und This!!
    @sthilzy

    Always had Modolo's Kronotech stuck in my head since seeing it the Gallery of Bicycle Guide March 1986. I'm very late for work as I searched through my 80"²s bike mags to find it, scan it and post it up. Carbone or what?!

    This was 26 years ago!
    Love the seat post fairing. Check out the built in computer on the bars. Looks like a Cateye solar. Still has downtube shifters! The ground clearance of the front wheel fairing.
    Oddly enough, this bike was featured on "Beyond Two Thousand" back in the 80"²s and I have a VHS tape of the segment - somewhere amongst the old VHS collection. I'll endeavor to dig it up and post it up.

    I loved, and still love the Kronotech. Still one of the most beautiful bikes from that era in my opinion.
    I think that the seatpost fairing is a rubber boot similar to the ones that Modolo used on thier Kronos brakes.
    Thanks for that @sthilzy!

  • @Bianchi Denti

    @Bianchi Denti

    @frank

    He might not be effective in the TT, but I bet he's handy to keep on the team anyway.

    Rule violation aside, this guy might be a genius.

    Is he using the fork travel to pressurise the keg? That is genius!

    Ah, correction. No he's not. But he could, as the keg is a sprung mass. I hope he's reading this...

    Best part is; the trailer is way classier than the bike.

  • @frank

    Well, shit on a donkey, this might be the best page on the internet. Seriously, check it out.

    And the crazy thing is, these aren't even the best shots from that page, just the most relevant.

    Nice headgear, John.

    The British TT scene in the late eighties was the fucking bomb.

    Awesome site. My sensei, Ian Cammish:

  • @Oli
    He may also be using some of these to prevent the wheels swinging into the front wheel. They turn up on ebay every now and then.

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