Keepers Tour 2012 Update, Part 3: Awesome, Kinda Weird, Awesome Again, and Solemn

Outside the Merckx Velodrome in Ghent

With Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 stitched up and in the history books, the challenge of documenting the trip became immediately obvious; how do you take the myriad impressions, experiences, and perspectives and put them down in a meaningful way – let alone in a way that can somehow be digested. Surely, to document even just the Keepers’ view on these goings-on would result in an article much longer than anyone would be prepared to read and would be a far cry from comprehensive. 

We have decided that the best approach is to split the report into four Articles, one authored by each Keeper, and each covering a different section of the trip. We also look forward to the contribution of additional photos and stories through the posts from those who joined us and those who witnessed the goings-on from afar. Today, we look at midweek. There’s a little bit of everything – Velodrome, Roubaix Redux, midweek semi-classic, a kooky collector (and good friend), and a visit to seriously hallowed ground. We hope you enjoy!

Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 Updates: Part I // Part II // Part III // Part IV

It’s been said previously and bears repeating again – The Keepers Tour just kept getting more rad as the week progressed. This is not to say that day 6 was really any better than day 2; it was more like none of us could get over the fact that the sum total of each subsequent day – when added to the previous days – moved the needle of the Awesome Meter further to the right. We were approaching the Redline of Rad.

We’ll let the photos and video speak for themselves in this installment of Keepers Tour report. Watching GoPro video and looking at more photos is probably a better way to put you in the action vicariously and it is certainly a better way to waste your employer’s money. But before unleashing the visual blitz, I’ll list some of the highlights.

  • The Vlaams Weilercentrum Eddy Merckx in Ghent was the second time I’ve ever ridden a velodrome. The first time was a few days earlier in Roubaix. If I never ride the banks and boards again it won’t matter. It was very cool getting hooked up with Merckx fixies and flying around the track. We ended by holding our own pursuit – six laps of metered pain. Very fun.
  • Watching Scheldapriijs from the finishing village in downtown Antwerpen was an experience in itself.
  • The fusion dinner at Casa Grinta was an absolute trip. At what point does being a fan of pro cycling go too far? We’re not sure but the proprietor, Paul, is a good friend of Williams and has an incredible private collection.
  • All would agree – the second time riding the stones of Roubaix was entirely different from the first. To a Velominatus, we all felt better, stronger, and faster and left wanting more.
  • Make no mistake – William and Alex are Velominati of the highest order. Not only can they ride, they MAKE THEIR OWN BEER AND IT IS CALLED MALTENI! Just ruminate on this for a second. They ride the piss out of the stones and have their own delicious Belgian beer with the coolest label ever for a recovery drink. BAD.FUCKING.ASS. The tour of the brewery where Malteni is brewed and bottled was a welcome recovery activity.
  • Heuvelland and the surrounding area was the western front in WWI. We had been riding past concrete bunkers, memorials, and graves all week and all of us wanted to visit one to pay our respects. Our group was made up of just the right mix of people for the Messines Ridge Cemetery and Memorial we visited as it was where many Commonwealth soldiers from New Zealand, Australia, and Great Britain gave their lives in service. As an active duty soldier, Bill led the prayer as we raised a bottle of beer to the fallen. The levity sunk in as I thought about how fortunate our group of blokes were to be riding our bikes, clad in Lycra, across the country side on a sunny day almost a hundred years after those men gave their lives for us to be able to do so.

Eddy Merckx Velodrome (Gent) Video

Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen Race Finish (and penultimate lap)

Roubaix Recce Video

Photo Album (days 6-8)

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Eyerefelction Fotografie* Pro Recce Ride, featuring Velominati

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@Marko’s Strava on the Roubaix Recce ride: http://app.strava.com/rides/6245723

@Frank’s Strava on the Roubaix Recce ride: http://app.strava.com/rides/6245827

* Eyereflection Fotografie is not affiliated with Velominati at this time; the photos of us appeared through coincidence and the photographer’s generosity. And, because we looked so Merkcxdamned Pro he mistook us for the real deal. Seriously, The Rules WORK.

 

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • I'll join with everyone else in saying that the Roubaix Recce vid is frikkin' incredible. While watching, I noticed my leg muscles twitching in time with all of your pedal strokes, almost as if I was subconciously trying to help push you guys along. Outstanding work, Marko!

  • @McEnroeMark

    Bravo! Absolutely fantastic! Thank you, Marko! I couldn't agree more, my friend. The "awesomeness" just kept getting better and better and better - the needle most definitely dipped into the extreme realm of Rad! Man, I'm still suffering from withdrawal. I would love to have another 10 minutes on the velodrome. And the cobbles - to be reminded, daily, of the cobbles parallels the healthy habit of eating a good breakfast every morning.

    Man, what a trip. I bounce in between disbelief and wonderment - can't believe I experienced this and at the same time, man, how awesome was that?!

    Love it. Thank you, again, Marko! Hope you're well?

    Its funny how long this trip has stuck with me - I've dreamt about the trip every single night since we've had it - no exaggeration. Amazing.

    Great piece Marko, the last sentence of the last bullet gave me goosebumps.

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @frank
    I thought there was talk of an Italian based Keepers Tour next year?

    There was, but nothing is set for that just yet, and there is nothing that says we can't do both, right?

  • @frank

    @Mikael Liddy

    @frank
    I thought there was talk of an Italian based Keepers Tour next year?

    There was, but nothing is set for that just yet, and there is nothing that says we can't do both, right?

    That would be a tough call - a pass for one might be possible, doing both would require a small lottery win.

  • For anyone saying/thinking that the video of the cobbles "gives a good idea of what its like": it doesn't come close. Due to the wide angle on the camera, it seems much less bumpy than in real life. In all, the only thing it transmits is a notion of the blurry vision, but without having your hands, arms, and but getting jackhammered it loses a lot of the messaging.

    But they're fun as hell to watch. The audio could have been cut, but I like how it accentuates the smoothness of the tarmac when you get off the stones.

    @McEnroeMark
    I echo Marko and agree that it defies logic that you could ride out of the saddle so much. Weirdo.

    @Belgian Cobblestones

    i guess you have to look at something from a distance sometimes just to realise how good it is. Get the non local vieuw on things happening around you every day to open up a new kind of seeing

    Nice avatar! Yeah, when you're living amongst the Awesome, sometimes you just need a fresh perspective to realize it isn't normal! You live in the best part of the world for Cycling!

  • Outstanding!

    You can just taste the sweet relief of the tarmac as you leave the pave!

    OK, when do we get the technical report? We need a comprehensive kit review. Marko, the photo of the Ambrosio rim with the Conti tubular is a bit small on my BB. Which conti is being used? Could you tell which spokes were laced to the rim? Hubs? I just gotta know!

    Sweetness.

  • @RedRanger

    @McEnroeMark
    will someone please
    Give this guy a keepers tour badge?

    Good one, eagle-eye. He switched emails on us! Corrected.

    @Chris
    When I said "we" I meant the organizers. I assume people will pick which trip they'd go on, and not do both. But we're just in the planning stages at this point and who is to say what will/won't work out with Italy. I have also ridden enough to do one in the Pyrenees and be the guide, so that will be on the table for the Tour de France at some point.

    At this point, we've got more ideas than sense, so we'll have to see what works out. KTCC2013 will happen for sure, though.

  • to all you Keepers who were so privileged to ride the stones, fantastic work.

    and for each one who has written, including Marko here...magnificent strokes of the pen fella's!!

    @Marko: and to push the Rad Meter like this may indeed be heaven on earth, centered of course upon the Mecca itself, in Belgium, in Merckx own velodrome, I believe this to be the Center of the Entire Universe that you all have found

    and to be properly mistaken as P-R-fuckin-O "because we looked so Merkcxdamned Pro he mistook us for the real deal. Seriously, The Rules WORK."...because as you say...the Rules do work, is profound evidence of an absolute TRUTH, it is self evident to us, so RIDE on fella's..its right!

    and all I can do is ride my lonely pave' here in the midwest, vicariously riding through your experiences, which is inspirational

  • @frank
    I got you a first time but having done Paris Roubaix and watched the RVV I'd love to do the full week but equally, Italy is an awesome place in it's own right and I can only imagine that with the right set up and organisation, a Keepers Tour there would be just as awesome. Either way, you guys have set the bar impossibly high.

    As for the Pyrenees, I'm currently trying to work out whether I can spend three weeks down there in August rather than two. Life is tough.

    @the keepers
    The quality of the KT audio and visual footage is outstanding. Keep it up. What next, the KT video game?

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