Keepers Tour 2012 Update, Part 3: Awesome, Kinda Weird, Awesome Again, and Solemn

Outside the Merckx Velodrome in Ghent

With Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 stitched up and in the history books, the challenge of documenting the trip became immediately obvious; how do you take the myriad impressions, experiences, and perspectives and put them down in a meaningful way – let alone in a way that can somehow be digested. Surely, to document even just the Keepers’ view on these goings-on would result in an article much longer than anyone would be prepared to read and would be a far cry from comprehensive. 

We have decided that the best approach is to split the report into four Articles, one authored by each Keeper, and each covering a different section of the trip. We also look forward to the contribution of additional photos and stories through the posts from those who joined us and those who witnessed the goings-on from afar. Today, we look at midweek. There’s a little bit of everything – Velodrome, Roubaix Redux, midweek semi-classic, a kooky collector (and good friend), and a visit to seriously hallowed ground. We hope you enjoy!

Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 Updates: Part I // Part II // Part III // Part IV

It’s been said previously and bears repeating again – The Keepers Tour just kept getting more rad as the week progressed. This is not to say that day 6 was really any better than day 2; it was more like none of us could get over the fact that the sum total of each subsequent day – when added to the previous days – moved the needle of the Awesome Meter further to the right. We were approaching the Redline of Rad.

We’ll let the photos and video speak for themselves in this installment of Keepers Tour report. Watching GoPro video and looking at more photos is probably a better way to put you in the action vicariously and it is certainly a better way to waste your employer’s money. But before unleashing the visual blitz, I’ll list some of the highlights.

  • The Vlaams Weilercentrum Eddy Merckx in Ghent was the second time I’ve ever ridden a velodrome. The first time was a few days earlier in Roubaix. If I never ride the banks and boards again it won’t matter. It was very cool getting hooked up with Merckx fixies and flying around the track. We ended by holding our own pursuit – six laps of metered pain. Very fun.
  • Watching Scheldapriijs from the finishing village in downtown Antwerpen was an experience in itself.
  • The fusion dinner at Casa Grinta was an absolute trip. At what point does being a fan of pro cycling go too far? We’re not sure but the proprietor, Paul, is a good friend of Williams and has an incredible private collection.
  • All would agree – the second time riding the stones of Roubaix was entirely different from the first. To a Velominatus, we all felt better, stronger, and faster and left wanting more.
  • Make no mistake – William and Alex are Velominati of the highest order. Not only can they ride, they MAKE THEIR OWN BEER AND IT IS CALLED MALTENI! Just ruminate on this for a second. They ride the piss out of the stones and have their own delicious Belgian beer with the coolest label ever for a recovery drink. BAD.FUCKING.ASS. The tour of the brewery where Malteni is brewed and bottled was a welcome recovery activity.
  • Heuvelland and the surrounding area was the western front in WWI. We had been riding past concrete bunkers, memorials, and graves all week and all of us wanted to visit one to pay our respects. Our group was made up of just the right mix of people for the Messines Ridge Cemetery and Memorial we visited as it was where many Commonwealth soldiers from New Zealand, Australia, and Great Britain gave their lives in service. As an active duty soldier, Bill led the prayer as we raised a bottle of beer to the fallen. The levity sunk in as I thought about how fortunate our group of blokes were to be riding our bikes, clad in Lycra, across the country side on a sunny day almost a hundred years after those men gave their lives for us to be able to do so.

Eddy Merckx Velodrome (Gent) Video

Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen Race Finish (and penultimate lap)

Roubaix Recce Video

Photo Album (days 6-8)

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Eyerefelction Fotografie* Pro Recce Ride, featuring Velominati

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@Marko’s Strava on the Roubaix Recce ride: http://app.strava.com/rides/6245723

@Frank’s Strava on the Roubaix Recce ride: http://app.strava.com/rides/6245827

* Eyereflection Fotografie is not affiliated with Velominati at this time; the photos of us appeared through coincidence and the photographer’s generosity. And, because we looked so Merkcxdamned Pro he mistook us for the real deal. Seriously, The Rules WORK.

 

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • if a picture is worth 1000 words then what is a video worth?
    great work Marko!
    my only question is what is that noise when you were riding n the tarmac?

  • "And, because we looked so Merkcxdamned Pro he mistook us for the real deal. Seriously, The Rules WORK."

    How fuckin' cool is that?! LOVE IT!!!

  • @RedRanger

    if a picture is worth 1000 words then what is a video worth?
    great work Marko!
    my only question is what is that noise when you were riding n the tarmac?

    Well lets see... first video up there is 2:37 in length, and if we assume 30 fps (with each frame being a 'picture'), that would give us 30,000 words worth per second.

    Or a total worth of 4,710,000 words. For just the first video. Man, Frank is going to have some serious writing to do to catch up with Marko...

    Each one of these posts make me more and more sad I couldn't make it, but at the same time more excited to see the content each subsequent person contributes to the storyline of that week. Seriously solid work here gents.

  • Love seeing you guys push the Rad Meter in the photos & videos. Nice!

    "Seriously, The Rules WORK." Yes, Marko! I shall apply this to all aspects of life, both on & off the bike.

    Growing up my pals & I sort of had Rules we followed. We'd keep one another in check by applying The Rules through what we called Discipline Drills. Basically a few of us would think another was getting a bit too wayward, too soft. We'd come up with a drill just to test him. They could be physical or mental, sometimes involved beer along with the drill, but always involved exuding some serious V. When you live in a small(ish) town you either get creative or you get weak, soft, and bored. Can't have that.

    I suppose I have been living by Rules in one form or another for awhile now.

    What a trip! You guys really took it to new levels. Nice going!

  • @Marko

    The Roubaix recce video, how fucking cool is that. Framed and scored by the cables but otherwise silent, fingers vibrating like tuning forks, the low sky. My eyeballs are still shaking. Brilliant.

  • Great stuff Marko. The footage on the cobbles is epic... mindblowing....watching your fingers bounce around when they're on the hoods really drives home how rough it was. Looked like you guys were handling them quite nicely though, that looks like a serious pace you all had going. Thank you for sharing!

  • Awesome work Marko. Like the days of your keepers tour each report just keeps the awesome factor ramped right up! The roubaix video is fantastic, it really gives some insight to how it must have felt. Thank you.

  • @Cyclops
    Don't hang yourself, just come along next time, dumbass. Fair warning: we'll do this during the same week (depending on the UCI calendar) next year, so that should give everyone plenty of time to make whatever preparations you need (ie get the insurance claims lined up) in time.

  • Bravo! Absolutely fantastic! Thank you, Marko! I couldn't agree more, my friend. The "awesomeness" just kept getting better and better and better - the needle most definitely dipped into the extreme realm of Rad! Man, I'm still suffering from withdrawal. I would love to have another 10 minutes on the velodrome. And the cobbles - to be reminded, daily, of the cobbles parallels the healthy habit of eating a good breakfast every morning.

    Man, what a trip. I bounce in between disbelief and wonderment - can't believe I experienced this and at the same time, man, how awesome was that?!

    Love it. Thank you, again, Marko! Hope you're well?

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