Souplesse. Only the French would have such a word; one you can sink your teeth into, chew on. It begs to be spoken over a plate of assorted cheeses and a bottle of vin rouge. Its exact definition is unimportant; such things conjure up an image in our minds that is cheapened by words. Souplesse is the ideal, sought by all and obtained only by The Few.
Souplesse is the perfect storm of Looking Pro; harmony between grace and power, casual and deliberate. It speaks of the entire organism, the perfectly manicured machine together with the perfectly refined position and technique of its rider. It is the combination of Magnificent Stroke, gentle sway of the shoulders and head, the rhythmic breath, and of knees, elbows, and chest converging on the V-Locus.
Jacques Anquetil is man of whom we have spoken surprisingly little in these archives. Perhaps it is because he is a man who inspires us in death as little as he did his fans in life. A calculating man, he pursued Cycling not for the love and passion of it, but for the business of it; for him, the bicycle provided a path from peasantry to aristocracy. That was all.
Be that as it may, he was a gifted cyclist whose fluidity on the bike exemplified Souplesse:
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@ChrisO
Beautiful.
@heinous
It amazes me when cubby people are super flexible. Like Jack Black, that's one limber, spry dude.
@ChrisO
Interesting you should mention Armstrong, who is probably the best example of souplesse (ever?) and I cant even stand to look at him on a bicycle. I mean, the guy looks like someone took a barrel-chested monkey, beat him with an ugly stick, and duct-taped him to a racing bicycle.
I'm married to a grammarian. Enormity is one of her pet peeves, as well.
@frank
Well, that makes one of us. I still don't know quite what to make of you! I can't help but like someone who goes through all this effort to put together a site and community like this one, though. The passion is obvious, and is why I've been sticking around. As much as it seems that I disagree with the stuff that's posted on here, the reality is that I'm just not compelled to post on the stuff I agree with, which is the majority.
In a recent Family Guy epsiode, there was a skit with a Baptist and a Seventh Day Adventist where they were discussing their shared beliefs and agreeing harmoniously... Until they get to the one thing they disagree on; what day to go to church, Saturday or Sunday. It blows their minds! So much truth in that.
Having said that, a big fuck you to everyone who disagrees with me. Your mother.
@frank
@frank
Can't help but notice that sheep has an AMERICAN accent. What you guys train your sheep to do is nothing to do with me
Goats have accents
I forgot my lunch today. Does that make me souplesse?
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Lexicon entry: calmante; Self-agrandizing tool with a wealth of information akin to your Grandparents Encyclopedia Britannica collection. Circa 1966. Two volumes missing.
Good morning, everybody...I'm feeling very suppleness today, just ask my wife (boom boom)!
@scaler911
...and then you go and say something like that. At the very least, I haven't resorted to the name calling.
@mcsqueak
No Souplesse for you!!