Souplesse. Only the French would have such a word; one you can sink your teeth into, chew on. It begs to be spoken over a plate of assorted cheeses and a bottle of vin rouge. Its exact definition is unimportant; such things conjure up an image in our minds that is cheapened by words. Souplesse is the ideal, sought by all and obtained only by The Few.
Souplesse is the perfect storm of Looking Pro; harmony between grace and power, casual and deliberate. It speaks of the entire organism, the perfectly manicured machine together with the perfectly refined position and technique of its rider. It is the combination of Magnificent Stroke, gentle sway of the shoulders and head, the rhythmic breath, and of knees, elbows, and chest converging on the V-Locus.
Jacques Anquetil is man of whom we have spoken surprisingly little in these archives. Perhaps it is because he is a man who inspires us in death as little as he did his fans in life. A calculating man, he pursued Cycling not for the love and passion of it, but for the business of it; for him, the bicycle provided a path from peasantry to aristocracy. That was all.
Be that as it may, he was a gifted cyclist whose fluidity on the bike exemplified Souplesse:
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@Oli
I didn't know you had Basil Brush in New Zealand ( you are a Kiwi right? Or am I confusing you with someone else on here?)
@Calmante
Well, he did say you possessed a "wealth of knowledge," which is kinda a compliment that evens out the name-calling. Plus, he wants you immortalized as a Lexicon entry. That should make you happy!
Where would this site be without self aggrandizing internet heroes?
Edit that, where would I be if I couldn't come here and be a self aggrandizing internet hero...(on another website, leaving all you lot to discuss howmanyfuckingtimesnowalready bar tape and seat colour)
Vive la resistance!@frank
What you say about Oli? Huh? Em's fighting words
@Calmante
@Calmante
Naw. You sure haven't. Cheers mate!
This is the type of conversation that makes me really look forward to the tour next month. Especially over Belgian beer.
No. The name is borrowed. If you guys want me immortalized as a tool, I should change my user name. The real Calmante doesn't deserve that.
@scaler911
Is that the only sentence you read? I thought it was pretty obvious that that was a joke? I guess i'm not the only one who needs to settle down, Francis.
@Oli
HA!
@Louutah
Reminds me of the cycling version of the Spinal Tap drummer interview:
Interviewer: "What do you love about cycling?"
Cyclist: "The pheasant with chestnuts, the champagne, and the women before a race. Actually, I can do without the race."
Wow, this one has really taken off & caused some serious ruffled feathers.
As for this brazenness allowed by the anonymity here, I have to say it's quite the opposite for me. I know I might ride with some or all of you in the near future, so I'm not about to pretend I'm harder or stronger than I am. Or bigger. I'm just 170cms, but I'll do my best to keep on that wheel!
I actually don't feel like I can say or do whatever I want, since I consider this a bit of a community. I might disagree, but I'm not going to try and step on anyone's toes. Why would I? One of ya is going to have an answer or a super sweet video for me in the near future.