The flat back position is perhaps the greatest lie ever told in sport, provided you ignore any of the racing we’ve seen in the last decade or two.
It is possible, I suppose, that when we talk about a flat back, what we really mean is that on an elementary level, all curves are really just a series of straight segments connected at an angle; while a rider’s back may look arched, it really is flat in an existential sense.
Because no one really rides with a flat back. Even riders who famously rode with a flat back, like Greg LeMond, actually rode with only the upper portion of their backs flat. In fact, the only rider I can think of who was as happy as a Texan in an Amgen factory while riding with a truly flat back was The Gypsy himself. It bears mentioning, however, that a search through the Velominati Archives shows only intermittent evidence of him riding with a truly flat back.
If you’ve ever tried to get your back completely flat, you’ll have noticed that it feels awful. Your shoulders tense up, your hips roll forward. It certainly doesn’t do your bits any favors. As you try to accelerate, your shoulders and hips tense up even more in an effort to keep the back as flat as possible.
There is a very simple explanation for this: The V abhors a straight line; it requires smooth curves in order to flow freely from the various V-Receptacles spread throughout your body and into the guns where it is processed and converted into Monumental Devastation.
As you pursue the V-Locus, keep the following points in mind:
And yes, Cycling is hell for your posture. If that’s what you’re after, take up yoga.
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@Marcus I'm tentatively scheduled to be in Melbourne around February 20-22. Looking forward to it!
Woah, just noticed LeMan's bars in photo #6. What's going on with those? They have a seriously long and pronounced curve to the drop section.
Also, not again yoga and I know it would be great for me. I just have trouble being so calm for that long. And, there are plenty of other things I could do to help myself out. I've traveled to Vietnam and most mornings you can find flocks of older women in the local park just kind of dancing and moving to a boombox. Kind of like freestyle meets Tai Chi. Just doing that - moving, swinging my arms, etc. helps, since I tend to either do heavy exercise (cycling or soccer) or be totally sedentary. Just getting up from my desk throughout the day to move and swing about helps. Jumping rope is even better.
Maybe one day soon I'll find the inner peace to commit to yoga...
Oh, and every time we get onto such topics and old bike photos come up...I thank my lucky stars that I have an older steel bike. They just get me far, far more jazzed up than modern carbon. And, I get to feel some sort of connection to the history of an awesome sport that I'm still relatively new to!
Pozzato and Ballan both are pretty close to table flat in this pic from the 2012 Ronde. Not that it helped them any in the finale.
@alexei They're just trying to keep low to avoid being scalped by some lanky Dutchman waving a big flag.
@Chris
What a glorious damn day that was.
@Marko One shot that day (slideshow) running across a field together gave the impression of the Beatles Abbey Road (photo) with extra members.
@Marko
Indeed it was. Happy days.
@unversio
That was the following Sunday during Roubaix. Good shot though as well and fun times. 5 minutes later we met Van Summie's VMH.
Flat backs, great photos, VMH yoga! (I can watch yoga all day...)
Superb article, and great comments so far. Especially now that I am commenting...