On Rule #9: Love the Work

Fignon gets on with the job of being a Cyclist

Fitness. The rhythm, the feeling of precision in our movement, the sensations of The Ride. The temptation of knowing we might in some way control our suffering even as we push harder in spite of the searing pain in our legs and lungs. The notion that through suffering, we might learn something rudimentary about ourselves – that we might find a kind of salvation.

Cycling, like Art, is based on the elementary notion that through focussed study, we might better understand ourselves. But to describe Cycling as a an Art does it an injustice. An artist, they say, suffers because they must. A Cyclist, I suggest, suffers because we choose to.

This element of choice, what psychologists refer to as the locus of control, is part of what allows us to feel pleasure through suffering. Through this choice unfolds an avenue of personal discovery by which we uncover the very nature of ourselvesLike Michelangelo wielding his hammer to chip away fragments of stone that obscure a great sculpture, we turn our pedals to chip away at our form, eventually revealing our true selves as a manifestation of hard work, determination, and dedication to our craft.

Having chosen this path, we quickly find that riding a bicycle on warm, dry roads through sunny boulevards is the realm of the recreational cyclist. As winter approaches, the days get shorter and the weather worse. Form tempts us to greater things, but leaves us quickly despite our best intentions. Its taste lingers long upon the tongue and urges us to gain more. Even as life gets in the way, we cannot afford many days away from our craft before we find ourselves struggling to reclaim lost fitness.

To find form in the first place, and to maintain it in the second, is a simple matter of riding your bicycle a lot. This simple task asks of us, however, a year-round commitment to throwing our leg over a toptube in heat, cold, wind, rain, or sleet, lest we spend months fighting to reclaim last year’s lost condition.

But with riding in bad weather is revealed a hidden secret. It is in the rain and the cold, when all the seductive elements of riding a bicycle have vanished, that we are truly able to ensconce ourselves in the elemental qualities of riding a bicycle. Good weather and beautiful scenery, after all, are distractions from the work. Without them, we have only those elements that we ourselves bring to The Ride: the rhythm, harmony between rider and machine, our suffering, and our thoughts. As the rain pours down and all but the most devoted stay indoors, we pull on extra clothing and submit into the deluge.

We are the Few, we are the Committed. We are those who understand that riding in bad weather means you’re a badass, period.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 1) That photo of Cuddles is wild.

    2) Fignon's Big Ring Legs look splendid in that photo.

    3) What is going on with the booties he's wearing? Are they loose-fit waterproof ones? More along the lines of warmers? I'm confused.

  • @frank

    @DerHoggz

    @Chris
    Is it against the rules to like track? Because I certainly do. I think Campy is the only non-Japanese manufacturer to be approved for Japanese keirin. Keirin is also done outside of Japan, without the goofy helmets and old tech.
    Keirin Worlds 2006
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMsotvad5nA
    Theo Bos is a boss.

    It is against The Rules to dislike cycling. If it involves skill, class, The V, and two wheels, its all good. Road, track, mountain biking. We love it all.

    Just not tri-geeks.

  • @Marcus

    Apropos of nothing, here is a photo from today's Melbourne newspapers which might amuse. Cuddles and an Aussie WNBA player.
    We might have pinched Le Tour, but the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys have stolen our Melbourne Cup (a horse race for which we have a public holiday - "The Race That Stops the Nation") for two years running.

    That has to be photoshopped. If that is a 'real' photo, i'm disappointed. Fer Merckx sake, there are a shit ton of hotties in Aussi land from what I hear. Send him to P-town and I'll hook him up with a hipster stripper (a shaved one even!).

  • Her hand is as big as his head. Cuddles could use her shoe as a canoe. It's like a traffic accident. Can't stop looking at the horror.

  • @Blah

    @scaler911
    Just because you are such Doubting Thomas', here is another photo taken at a different angle. She big, he small - you should see how big the kangaroos are out here.

  • @Marcus
    Me? I know how big the roos are: I'm from Melbourne.
    And yes, I once came a cropper on tram tracks. Just once, though. My audience were some patients from a Kew psychiatric home. They were not subtle.

  • ChrisO - those tales of driving are blowing my mind.

    I'm disappointed, saddened, enraged, angered, flummoxed by people who think it is okay to drive and play with a phone. Sure, smoking and tuning a radio aren't great, but punching out messages on a tiny keyboard is just madness. Now that you can basically run your life from your hand, is there any hope people will cease?

  • @Blah
    Sorry - meant to click reply to Jeff from PM. When you came a cropper on the tram tracks were you riding a 'roo? My one gets freaked out around trams, but is pretty quick on the open road.

  • @Marcus
    No probs at all.
    Actually, with me it's all wombat, all the time. Apart from my wet-ride, a platypus. Both pretty fine with tram tracks.

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