Ride Report: Bar-o-Phelia Operationalized

Maiden voyage of the Rotundas

As described in Bar-o-Phelia, my bar obsession festered and grew over a period of a few years, and then was spurred into action by a combination of me straight-lining it right past the zone psychologists refer to as “self-control”, and not having any adult supervisors present who would normally have sounded the “voice of reason”. (My Velomihottie was Do-Gooding in Africa for her Do-Good job which serves to, among other things, morally equalize my profession.)  In a untempered flurry, my expensive carbon anatomic bars were swapped for alloy, traditional bend bars.

Recent weather patterns have kept Bike Number One off the roads, but this day saw the heavens open up to reveal the Glorious Orb of Cancer-Inducing Radiation (the Sun). While the rest of Seattle was bewildered by this unexpected phenomenon and discussed in small groups as to what that “blinding light” was and whether it was “safe”, I took the opportunity by the Big Ring and jumped on the bike to give my new bars a go.

First impressions being what they are, I have to say my immediate reaction is that alloy bars give a surprisingly steel-like feel to the ride.  Not only are they stiffer and generally more comfortable, they also have great road feel and breathe some life into the ride.  Also, the round tops are magnificent; endless options for where to position your hands, and at what angle. Not only that, but I feel I can grip and pull on the bars much more effectively with the round bars than I can with the flat sections of the K-Wings.  The round tops also do a number for the phantom aero bar position, which is one of my favorites – both because it looks cool when the Pros do it and because it seems to be fast as fuck.  The round tops make this much easier; control is improved to the point where you can even ride this way over uneven road surfaces without riding in an unpredictable pattern that doesn’t work out well either for you nor any nearby traffic. (Side observation: this position gets unstable going over bumps – there’s a reason the Pros don’t use this position on the Pavé.  Keep that little jem in mind.)

The bend of the drops set the hoods angled back just a bit and the curve of the bar meets them in just the right way so I can comfortably ride anywhere from the very center of the bar (at the stem) all the way down to the far end of the hoods. Climbing and power-riding Belgian Style is simply awesome.  Tons of leverage, and great rouling positions.  This is a huge improvement over the K-Wings, in my esteemed opinion.

The story gets less peaches and creme in the drops.  You have much better access to the breaks from the drops, although I have to tweak my thumb up a bit more to pop the Go-Button on my Ergo levers.  In that most forward position in the drops, the classic bend is definitely less comfortable than an anatomic bend.  That said, the position just back from there, the in tail end of the drop just (25% on the drop, 75% on the straights) is simply awesome. That means long descents might prove a bit more uncomfortable (what long descent isn’t already uncomfortable) than an anatomic bend, but power riding in the drops is way mo’ bettah and you can’t put a price on looking like a Pro as you glide along in the drops, all Euro-style on your classic bends.

Assuming a 40km ride on moderate terrain provides conclusive results as to the performance of a bar, I’m convinced I’ll never switch back to an anatomic bend, at least not until the next bout of bar-o-phelia sets in. The question remains as to whether I might upgrade this bar to a carbon bar, but for the moment I’m really liking the lively feel of the alloy bar.  I’ll wait and see how that shakes out on the first long ride next season.

Cheers.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • As long as we're on this topic, again. As frank mentioned in the original Bar-o-phelia post, he and I exchanged a good day's worth of text messages as he went through his bar swapping process. As he so aptly pointed out, this is a genesis which takes time. As with his metamorphosis, mine began with a slight distaste for my K-wings. I liked them but somehow knew there was something better. When I put the Campione Del Mundos on Il Gruppo Progetto, I knew after the first couple of rides I needed classic bend bars on #1. I narrowed down the options to one, the Rotundo, as did frank. Here's the new look. Bummer is, they've been on for three weeks and I haven't been able to ride them. It's full-on winter here which means cross bike and skate skis. But I've got something to look forward to on my first ride in the spring. And oh, the shifting is noticeably crisper.

  • @nvvelominati
    Added for affect. I think when bikes are photoged on the stand the wheel should be spun for affect. But you make a point, I'm not worthy of my bike.

  • There's no such thing as being worthy of your bike or 99% of us would have to ride around on department store machines - luckily for us non-Cancellara types results have zero bearing on bike ownership. Ride what you got and be proud.

  • After buying a bike with geometry that fits me, I'm riding most of my time in the drops. I also have 25mm of spacers that I could eliminate.

    Is it better to lose all those spacers immediately and spend time on the hoods until I'm flexible enough to go into the drops again, or gradually lose spacers over the next year?

    I'm on ergo bars but plan to put classic bend bars on bike #1 in the Spring.

  • @Geoffrey Grosenbach
    I feel like the only way bars are too low for me is if I physically can't reach the drops and pedal. Otherwise, even if I can only stay in the drops for a few moments at a time, I can build my flexibility up enough to handle some pretty low bars. Do what makes you happy.

  • @ZachOlson, @Geoffrey Grosenbach
    Or, just become a Belgian Style Specialist. 25mm is too much - but you don't have to lose them all at once; just gradually keep putting one spacer at a time above your stem - keep going down until you're happy, and then you can even give it a while before you lop them. Be sure you don't want to go back up first.

    But my guess is that once you go lower, you'll be loathe to go back up.

  • @Geoffrey Grosenbach
    I'm moving spacers gradually, as suggested by Frank above, though I have a lot more to lose (hmmm, reality show idea). It's been a comfortable adjustment, though my thighs are starting to bang on my abdomen a little when I am breathing deeply. This is another fit issue; though not svelte, my gut doesn't really stick out.

  • Frank, may I offer my services for proof-reading.  Your "spell-check" approach has flaws in it.

    On topic, I'm in the "shallow drop" camp.  I find it the curve more pleasing to the eye and I can raech both "breaks" and go-buttons easily.

  • @Geoffrey Grosenbach Two things, if you go too low so that you have too acute an angle at your neck you'll never solve that problem with flexibility - you'll always give yourself a sore neck looking up enough to be able to see down the road.

    The other thing is that traditional drop bars are generally deeper than ergo bars, so you might need to raise the height of the bars to get the drops in a similar or the same place. I always, ALWAYS set up my bars so that I'm equally comfortable in the drops as on the hoods or the tops.

    A very experienced rider I know advised spending 10 minutes in the drops every ride. Seems really elementary but it's something a lot of riders overlook, and when you spend more than a few minutes in the props that will provide you with a bit more info about your fit and flexibility, and how you're happy to set up your bike.

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