There are lots of things to like about Vroomie Froomie, like his willingness to accept the fact that people are inclined to question his performances. Aside from me resenting him for leading a Tour which everyday becomes a little less exciting, he seems quite a likable guy; he is polite, respectful of the sport, wears team-issue bibs with his yellow jersey, his bike is only subtly yellow’d out, and he hasn’t publicly called anyone a c*nt that I’m aware of. That last point alone represents a refreshing change from last year.
When KRX10 and I worked together during the Dot-Bomb, we used to keep a miniature bike in our office, which we would use to do 6-corner time-trials around the office floor. I’m assuming someone must have made videos of those races and that they must have gone viral in Kenya, because it appears Froome modeled his position after ours on those tiny bikes.
I haven’t seen anyone ride in a position like his since Sean Kelly, except Sean always Looked Fantastic. His saddle is too low, his reach is too short, his back is too hunched, and his heels and elbows are pointed out like he’s trying to stomp on a Smurf. And, from the looks of his shoes, it appears he has been successful. I would very much appreciate it if he would sort himself out and attain a more pleasant position on the bike. I don’t care that he can make it go like a nutter; it’s an affront to my sense of aesthetics to see him hunched up like a spider humping a lightbulb.
And everyone knows that Science has proven spiders to be icky on account of having too many appendages.
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@frank
These discussions happen when the Tour isnt close. Wonder what the Tour would look like if the TV rights dollars were spread to the teams and they had a salary cap...
At least in the COTHO years the green jersey was always alive on the Champs...
@frank
Wiggins rode last years time trial in an Addidas skinsuit with ASO approval rather than the Le Coq Sportif suit provided by the organisers. He rode the Dauphine in the standard issue. According to this article Wiggo suggested that he would rather not take the lead in order to wear his own skinsuit.
Chris Froome
"I just think at this stage of the race, he is obviously getting desperate. They are attacking on us on the descents and attacking us on the climbs. I just think it was careless to ride like that."
WTF?
As for Ritchie Porte, what a fuckin bike rider he is I can't believe he and Froome spent a all that time training in Tenerife, and he never said " hey Chris that's no way to ride a bike here watch this" even when he is completely fucked and they shelled him he still looked fantastic, settled down found his rhythm and rode right back to them, and was able to save Froomes ass once more to bring him and Contador back to the selection, have to feel for LTD missing that one as he has had a great Tour so far and worked hard for Mollema.
Awesome ITT coming up 900m of ascent And descent could be interesting.
Froome probably should have kept his thoughts to himself but I can see why he was a bit pissed off that Bertie almost had him off by fucking up right in front of him. If Bertie had been behind Froome, gone into the corner too fast and taken Froome out I don't think there would have been many people disagreeing with Froome.
It would also seem that Froome isn't the only person that was pissed off. It's been reported that Bertie's thumbs up to Quintana was a sarcastic suggestion that Quintana had either caused the crash or tried to take unfair advantage of it. Valverde apparently was unimpressed and gave Bertie a bit of a verbal slap.
I don't think this is Schleck whinging from Froome, he kept the pace whereas Schleck los buckets of time. Getting crashed out from someone else's stupidity is no fun.
@Dinan Hmmmmmm Makers Mark. It was just banter D, I apologise for any offence caused.
@piwakawaka
+1 on Porte. When he fell off the back near the end I figured he was done for the day, and getting back to the lead both then and after the crash was some seriously inspired riding.
As for Froome - it seems to me that this is a race, not a ride in the park. If somebody runs into you from the side or behind I think you have room to complain, but if you're following somebody who crashes himself that's just how it is. Either Froome thinks he needs every second, in which case they are not unnecessary risks, or he doesn't, in which case it's his own damn fault for being right on the wheel of somebody riding dangerously.
On the style issue, I'm pretty sure the Contador should get a time bonus for looking so much better than Froome, especially since I picked him to win in the VSP.
@ralph
Perhaps, for future VSP's, the Keepers can write an algorithm that includes a measurement of looking good into the results. Certainly might inspire some interesting discussion.
All that great writing, commentary on the Tour and all I've managed to remember is boobs and bourbon............
The Smurfs! I love that cartoon. Does everyone know there is a second female Smurf, included in Generation II? Yup. You've got your Smurfette...then you've got your Sassette. Ha!
Froome does seem likable. His position does seem odd, though all I can see is that horrendous asymmetrical ring. Eck!
Yup, those Movistar shades suck. Helmets. Each helmet, even nice ones, only look good on certain guys. The S-Works used to always look great, now they look like mushrooms on some riders. Screw de-labeling wheels, I wouldn't wear any ugly helmet.
Ha, office TTs! When younger my buddy moved into a new house, with a big as kitchen and a big as island. We'd time ourselves to see who could do ten laps the fastest. This is just one of the things we did when younger to have fun, which is one reason I shake my head when people proclaim they are/were bored. Fack, I've always, always wished I had more time, not had too much of it.