Self-Chosen: Il Pirata & Il Giro

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.

Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows.

Cycling drinks its fill of these personalities, and climbing seems to attract more than its fair share. Shakespeare himself couldn’t divine a better premise; the discipline most focussed on suffering in a sport totally focussed on suffering will always attract the most enigmatic of sorts. Charley Gaul, José María Jiménez, Marco Pantani; the list goes on.

Italy’s geography seems to lend itself to climbing and therefor suffering. There are mountains from north to south, and it being a narrow stip of a country, there is no occasion to avoid them for very long before any parcourse is once again forced to go over them. Already Monday’s Stage 3 of this year’s race is a lumpy thing with two categorized climbs and Stage 4 has an uphill finish. This will be a race for those able to suffer.

Pantani in particular seemed inextricably bound to the Giro. Even before winning in 1998, he found himself winning some of the hardest mountain stages, though his temperament dictated that for every great day on the bike, he would be pay at least V bad ones. In 1999, he looked to be the sure winner before registerring a hematocrit over the UCI 50% limit at Madonna di Campiglio. In 2000, he returned once again, but was far from his best and rode in support of his teammate and eventual winner, Stefano Garzelli.

He struggled on for a few more years, but always tried to shine in Italy. In 2003, in a heart-wrenching display of defiance, he gave the last of himself in vain before disappearing from the sport for good.

It reminds me of a song written by a man who’s life was similarly tormented, Layne Staley. Perhaps Layne and Pantani were two parts of the same whole.

My pain is self-chosen
At least, so the prophet says
– Layne Stayey, River of Deceit

Maybe Layne could have been a Cyclist in another life.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Marcus Yes that was the point... replacing one offensive word with another. It's irony innit.

    But at least you only blamed me, not the entire cycling world.

    And I'm probably also guilty as charged in re-passing. I did it to someone just last week - I don't know what came over me - I was out on a quiet ride and some bloke on tribars came past and I just had to shadow (not draft) him to see if he could keep the pace up and then pass him when he ran out of puff.

    Having said that I suspect it works the other way too. Would he have been so keen to come past me had I been on a tri bike ? Clearly he was going at a speed higher than he could maintain.

  • @frank

    @Deakus, @Alex, @Geraint

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  • @frank

    @frank

    @Deakus, @Alex, @Geraint

    We were attacked again last night around 3am Pacific time. The site was cleaned again immediately and I've been working hard to get better counter-measures in place.

    We take your safety extremely seriously and rest assured we have it under control. These attacks are relatively benign and center on pages that aren't used. The worst that would happen, apparently, is that if someone browse to one of these pages, they would get redirected to a website selling condominiums. What a hassle.

    Okeydoke - Google has given us a clean bill of health again. Thanks for your support!

    Good stuff...what if I actually want a condominium!!.... (cue relevant emoticon!!)

  • @Coulee country

    @TBONE "tryfags"...really? I expect better from you guys...:(

    *cough.....Rule #42, personally I prefer Tritards to Trifags, but hey, each to their own...

  • @TBONE

    @The Grande Fondue

    @frank - the link to the YouTube vid isn't workign for me.

    @TBONE - I think Spinaci's look pro. Kinda like Scott Drop-In's (but maybe more useful?)

    Youtube link not working for me either.

    Good call. During yesterday's 115km/2000m of climbing sufferfest some buddies and I rode past some tryfags, they were all getting aero. We got into an echelon (all three of us)and did this, chuckling amongst ourselves. Of course it was all lost on the try-plebes.

    Funny story, not a cool word. Reign that shit in.

  • @anthony sands

    "tryfags" Are you fucking are you kidding me! I am this close to being done with anybody in cycling!

    Be my guest...you obviously don't understand some of the irony here....

  • I think Tri -Dorks, is better. I love cycling like crazy but shit like that bumm's me out!

  • @TBONE Sort yourself out. You're confusing me, were the aero people you encountered wannabe junior pupils in the private school system, aspiring freshmen in some military academy or were you actually trying to be offensive towards tri-athletes? Eitherway remember rule 43.

    @Coulee country@anthony sands lighten up, poor choice of words but I doubt it was intended as homophobic.

    I ended up riding with a couple of lads on Sunday for part of the route. We were all headed in the same direction and at  roughly the same speed so it made sense to take pulls (if anything I had to work a bit harder to keep up on the hills). One of them had aero bars, a skin suit and a tendency to weave about a bit which meant that I gave him a bit more space when he was on the front. Other than that he still seemed to be pushing on the pedals in the same way as the everyone else.   

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