Self-Chosen: Il Pirata & Il Giro

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.

Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows.

Cycling drinks its fill of these personalities, and climbing seems to attract more than its fair share. Shakespeare himself couldn’t divine a better premise; the discipline most focussed on suffering in a sport totally focussed on suffering will always attract the most enigmatic of sorts. Charley Gaul, José María Jiménez, Marco Pantani; the list goes on.

Italy’s geography seems to lend itself to climbing and therefor suffering. There are mountains from north to south, and it being a narrow stip of a country, there is no occasion to avoid them for very long before any parcourse is once again forced to go over them. Already Monday’s Stage 3 of this year’s race is a lumpy thing with two categorized climbs and Stage 4 has an uphill finish. This will be a race for those able to suffer.

Pantani in particular seemed inextricably bound to the Giro. Even before winning in 1998, he found himself winning some of the hardest mountain stages, though his temperament dictated that for every great day on the bike, he would be pay at least V bad ones. In 1999, he looked to be the sure winner before registerring a hematocrit over the UCI 50% limit at Madonna di Campiglio. In 2000, he returned once again, but was far from his best and rode in support of his teammate and eventual winner, Stefano Garzelli.

He struggled on for a few more years, but always tried to shine in Italy. In 2003, in a heart-wrenching display of defiance, he gave the last of himself in vain before disappearing from the sport for good.

It reminds me of a song written by a man who’s life was similarly tormented, Layne Staley. Perhaps Layne and Pantani were two parts of the same whole.

My pain is self-chosen
At least, so the prophet says
– Layne Stayey, River of Deceit

Maybe Layne could have been a Cyclist in another life.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Just noticed photo #3 is Frank's Look Fantastic Masterclass handout above - Pantani looked pretty badass sans goatee!

  • @Tobin

    @TBONE

    @TBONE

    Henceforth I shall no longer call Triathletes 'tryfags'. For my punishment for speaking ill of Triathletes I will be wearing Campagnolo compression socks and LED lit compression arm warmers in every race I ride in.

    http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=72768http://www.gearbuzz.com/deal/36282/50-percent-off-glimmer-gear-unisex-led-compression-arm-sleeves/national

    Can you make sure your jersey is sleeveless when you wear the disco arm warmers? Also, you may want to throw in a Bentobox for good measure?

    Oh, the fucking bento boxes. And those compartments that they now have just above the chainstays. My guns will be looking like Cipo's in no time. Just not as unctuous.

    @frank

    @TBONE

    Funny, I was just reminiscing with a friend today about how I bought these aero bars because of Pantani. Had them mounted on my 1998 steel Vitali with Campagnolo Veloce. I think I still have them. Are they compliant with The Rules? I doubt that they'd work on my Cinelli with the flat top bars I have.

    No, but they're fucking awesome.

    Done, I'll see if I can dig mine up.

    And make sure that you put your helmet on backwards coming out of the first transition zone. That really sets the rest of the outfit off perfectly.

    I wouldn't make it out of the swim. I'd sink like Ulle into the foliage on a certain descent.

  • @frank

    Another master of Looking Fantastic and in the "I don't care he was doping" club. Der Kaiser.

     
     

     

     
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    I'd like to point out I have recently acquired a short sleeved 1997 Telekom jersey to compliment my long sleeved one. I'd like to find the shorts but at this point in time the odds of me finding some that are unused are disconcertingly slim.

  • @ped

    @frank Frank VanDB looks pretty good next to Der Kaiser, but he was a VERY naughty boy

    heheheee, yessss. He was a very naughty boy indeed. He must have loved the pot belge.

    @frank

    Great article. EPO be damned, Pantani was a born climber stud and a badass. I still admire him and Ulrich for their style and passion. These guys would have been champions without dope.

     I've come to appreciate how much environmental factors have to do with these things and truly how far from being a matter of black and white, right and wrong these things usually are.

    exactly. 

  • @scaler911

    As to the other rantings about slang above, well, I'm the least qualified person on the site to discuss that. I can't tell people's gender apart anyway...............

    Huh? You? I never, do tell us more....

  • @Tobin

    @TBONE

    Henceforth I shall no longer call Triathletes 'tryfags'. For my punishment for speaking ill of Triathletes I will be wearing Campagnolo compression socks and LED lit compression arm warmers in every race I ride in.

    http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=72768 http://www.gearbuzz.com/deal/36282/50-percent-off-glimmer-gear-unisex-led-compression-arm-sleeves/national

    Can you make sure your jersey is sleeveless when you wear the disco arm warmers? Also, you may want to throw in a Bentobox for good measure?

    Seriously. Its no fucking wonder we rag on the poor sods.

  • @minion

    @scaler911

    As to the other rantings about slang above, well, I'm the least qualified person on the site to discuss that. I can't tell people's gender apart anyway...............

    Huh? You? I never, do tell us more....

    It amazes me how willing he is to keep bringing it up...

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