This isn’t the height you’re looking for.

I don’t know how a guy who shows off the better part of a half meter of seat post comes to the conclusion that his saddle is too low, but that precise thought occupies an enormous amount of time. Ever closer looms the minimum insertion point on my seat pin, yet I am irrevocably bound to explore its limits.

I actually wish my legs were shorter; long legs are only useful for the anorexic models who distort our youth’s self-image and for skipping steps on staircases. At the same time, I’ve spent the majority of my life wondering if my seat post was slipping; has my saddle always felt this low? In previous years, I have known better; the question will claw its way into my mind, usually when I’m struggling on a climb, and I will look at the strip of tape I’ve stuck around my seat pin just above the clamp and note that it has not curled up due to the pin sliding through. The saddle is at the right height.

These days, I’m riding a fizik seat post and fizik seat posts come with this cool little sleeve to mark the height. It works perfectly, apart from the fact that it doesn’t curl up like the lowly electrical tape does; were the seat pin to slide, the sleeve would simply side with it. Which means I have to judge the distance between height demarcations on the post to decide if it’s slipped or not. It used to be higher; I’m climbing this badly because the saddle slipped down a bit.

These are easy lies we tell ourselves; that the lack of performance is borne of a problem in our setup – our position or our equipment. Merckx was famously obsessive about seat height, why shouldn’t I be? I just make a casually deliberate stop at the roadside, swiftly raise the saddle a bit, and stage a Cyclocross Remount – the only way a Cyclist should ever board their bicycle once the ride has begun.

But then I got better at judging the marks on the fizik post, and was sure it wasn’t sliding. But still my power was waning and surely it wasn’t my form because I’ve been riding like a thing that’s been riding a lot. Perhaps my position on the bike is evolving, perhaps I should reconsider my stem length and slide my saddle forward to get more over the bottom bracket. Except that I’ve ridden happily in roughly this position for years – and in roughly the same form.

Then came the rains; they had been lacking this Spring, almost to a fault. It had been several weeks or even a few months since I’d been astride my Nine Bike. I set off, and was struck instantly by how comfortable I was, how fluidly the pedals were spinning, and how easily I gobbled up the climbs. Was I peaking today instead of in the usual Two Months, or was there something more sinister going on? There was no question of longer stems and saddles sliding forward; I had the usual sensation that I was in my element, that I was born to be in this position on two wheels and that walking was a locomotion I was leaving behind in my short-lived evolution as a human being.

Knowing the geometries of the two bikes – #1 and The Nine Bike – are virtually identical, I decided to revisit the measurements on #1. I measured the Nine and checked them against #1; the only difference was that the saddle on the #1 had crept up a whopping 4mm. Four millimeters over a saddle height of of 830. I climbed aboard her and set off, amazed at how good she felt. Immediately the power was back, the inherent comfort of riding a bike returned.

All over a lousy 4mm.

Fellow Velominati: we are all students of La Vie Velominatus. We must look to the future and seek to evolve; to experiment with new positions, new techniques, and with new technology. But we must also look to the past and recognize what worked well, when did change affect how well we ride our bikes or how much we loved it? To recognize the boundary between the evolution within us as athletes and to adapt to what feels good over time and those that erode our capacity as riders can be difficult. Sometimes we need a Sensei to help us recognize the difference, other times it will come to us through solitary meditation.

Embrace change, but also keep it at a distance. We should always be ready to return to the past and rediscover what worked before and apply it to the chance we face in the future. Vive la Vie Velomiantus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Der Hammer

    @Deakus It also helps to clean and then grease the bolt and washer of your seatpost clamp . That way friction in tightening the bolt won't affect the torque reading of your wrench .

    Thanx. Every little Nm helps.

  • @Teocalli

    @ChrisO I may well be wrong but I was under the impression that carbon paste etched the gloss surface somewhat.

    Gloss will slip against gloss -- paste is supposed to add grit.

  • @ChrisO

    @Teocalli

    @ChrisO I may well be wrong but I was under the impression that carbon paste etched the gloss surface somewhat.

    Gloss surface ???

    The paste is applied on the seatpost where it fits inside the tube.

    I don't think it would do any more surface damage than a clamp or the act of inserting the post in the tube, plus it reduces the risk of cracking the post by over-tightening. Carbon seatposts tend to be matte anyway for reasons of grip and scratching as they go in and out of the seat tube.

    Using Fiber Grip under the stem face plate as well, especially with carbon bars, but with alloy also.

  • This winter, while bored as fuck on the trainer, I finally got around to flipping (to the negative direction) and slamming the stem. Through now, no sore back on rides of even moderate length. Seat post is at the minimum insertion point and I keep thinking maybe I should get a longer one, but the knees don't hurt, and I feel like I get good extension, so I'm hesitant.

    The other big adjustment this year was cleat position on my shoes. I was having a hell of a time with my feet going numb on any ride longer than about an hour. Moved the cleats as far back as they'll go on the shoes and whaddya know,  no more numb feet.

    I just can't justify the cost of getting a fit. That's money that I could save for a new wheelset.

  • Ha! I was just practicing my road shoes/road bike 'cross mounts yesterday. Well, not actually repetitively practicing them, but after a natural break and out in the country with no one to see me daintily running in road shoes with exposed cleats...I remounted via The Leap of Faith.

    I have a question - do you lads always like to be able to go foot down while seated in the saddle? Via some of the equations for seat height, I can barely touch on some of my bikes. Should you always be able to?

    Tinkerer here as well. Up down, higher, lower. I also try to keep the height close between bikes, but I actually like a bit of variety. Each bike is a bit different, nothing crazy, but makes me feel like a rich man when I can benefit for a wealth of fits.

  • Are you sure you have not just grown another 4mm taller?

    I have a good video to post about this (well, vaguely, at best, borderline relevant), but shalln't until you explain how I post a vid link in it's full glory as a large coloured square with a white triangle in the middle for go. I am only able to post a series of gobbledeletters as a page link, which let's face it, no-one will be arsed to look at

    One of my partners at work was musing how her husband, a big bike fan, allegedly, marvelled at how fussy Phillip Deignan was, as he had to have his seat set at exactly the right height, to the nearest 1mm...... I didn't know what to say

  • @Teocalli

    @ChrisO I may well be wrong but I was under the impression that carbon paste etched the gloss surface somewhat.

    Its the only way you'll ever get your post to stay in place without over-torquing, mate. I haven't noticed any etching I'd attribute to the past, but seatposts all will show the signs of insertion and the inside of the frame will as well. Its just par for the course.

    I use carbon paste on all seat posts regardless of material and will even use it on other parts that are having some unwanted movement to avoid over-torquing.

  • @frank   I bow in reverence to your superior knowledge oh holy one.  As my LBS set up my #1 when I bought that last spring and I've never had the post out I've actually no idea whether they used paste.  My #2 (9 bike) was second hand and did slip but it had grease on the post (??) when I bought it, thorough cleaning and that has not slipped.  Though by build I'm more in the Shetland Pony than Shirehorse category.

  • @Ron

    I have a question - do you lads always like to be able to go foot down while seated in the saddle? Via some of the equations for seat height, I can barely touch on some of my bikes. Should you always be able to?

    In a word.  Nope.

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