This isn’t the height you’re looking for.

I don’t know how a guy who shows off the better part of a half meter of seat post comes to the conclusion that his saddle is too low, but that precise thought occupies an enormous amount of time. Ever closer looms the minimum insertion point on my seat pin, yet I am irrevocably bound to explore its limits.

I actually wish my legs were shorter; long legs are only useful for the anorexic models who distort our youth’s self-image and for skipping steps on staircases. At the same time, I’ve spent the majority of my life wondering if my seat post was slipping; has my saddle always felt this low? In previous years, I have known better; the question will claw its way into my mind, usually when I’m struggling on a climb, and I will look at the strip of tape I’ve stuck around my seat pin just above the clamp and note that it has not curled up due to the pin sliding through. The saddle is at the right height.

These days, I’m riding a fizik seat post and fizik seat posts come with this cool little sleeve to mark the height. It works perfectly, apart from the fact that it doesn’t curl up like the lowly electrical tape does; were the seat pin to slide, the sleeve would simply side with it. Which means I have to judge the distance between height demarcations on the post to decide if it’s slipped or not. It used to be higher; I’m climbing this badly because the saddle slipped down a bit.

These are easy lies we tell ourselves; that the lack of performance is borne of a problem in our setup – our position or our equipment. Merckx was famously obsessive about seat height, why shouldn’t I be? I just make a casually deliberate stop at the roadside, swiftly raise the saddle a bit, and stage a Cyclocross Remount – the only way a Cyclist should ever board their bicycle once the ride has begun.

But then I got better at judging the marks on the fizik post, and was sure it wasn’t sliding. But still my power was waning and surely it wasn’t my form because I’ve been riding like a thing that’s been riding a lot. Perhaps my position on the bike is evolving, perhaps I should reconsider my stem length and slide my saddle forward to get more over the bottom bracket. Except that I’ve ridden happily in roughly this position for years – and in roughly the same form.

Then came the rains; they had been lacking this Spring, almost to a fault. It had been several weeks or even a few months since I’d been astride my Nine Bike. I set off, and was struck instantly by how comfortable I was, how fluidly the pedals were spinning, and how easily I gobbled up the climbs. Was I peaking today instead of in the usual Two Months, or was there something more sinister going on? There was no question of longer stems and saddles sliding forward; I had the usual sensation that I was in my element, that I was born to be in this position on two wheels and that walking was a locomotion I was leaving behind in my short-lived evolution as a human being.

Knowing the geometries of the two bikes – #1 and The Nine Bike – are virtually identical, I decided to revisit the measurements on #1. I measured the Nine and checked them against #1; the only difference was that the saddle on the #1 had crept up a whopping 4mm. Four millimeters over a saddle height of of 830. I climbed aboard her and set off, amazed at how good she felt. Immediately the power was back, the inherent comfort of riding a bike returned.

All over a lousy 4mm.

Fellow Velominati: we are all students of La Vie Velominatus. We must look to the future and seek to evolve; to experiment with new positions, new techniques, and with new technology. But we must also look to the past and recognize what worked well, when did change affect how well we ride our bikes or how much we loved it? To recognize the boundary between the evolution within us as athletes and to adapt to what feels good over time and those that erode our capacity as riders can be difficult. Sometimes we need a Sensei to help us recognize the difference, other times it will come to us through solitary meditation.

Embrace change, but also keep it at a distance. We should always be ready to return to the past and rediscover what worked before and apply it to the chance we face in the future. Vive la Vie Velomiantus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Mike_P

    @Teocalli

    @Mike_P Consider the possibility of a skin fungal infection if the rawness is right up in your groin. Easily treated just ask for some cream at the Chemists but might want to consider a doctor's opinion.

    Ta. Why do I have a feeling of having bared my soul? ha.

    Ha - though apparently it is surprisingly common amongst athletes and is just one of those things that can happen.

  • @Fausto Crapiz Or riding in the rain... seems I ride so much half the time I get soaked and hardly notice.

    Somebody say "saddle"? Not giving up my Brooks. Even when the adjuster post snapped, bought one from factory and installed at LBS. But you're supposed to carry you carcass with your thighs, not your butt. Funny, never stand anymore except on the steepest of hills.

    Linked this site in latest blog entry at...

    http://bike-n-chain.blogspot.com

  • My new #1 is a larger bike than my old #1... It's also got longer cranks. The first time I was out on the new #2 after riding the new #1 for a while, the saddle felt far too short. I raised the thing up a full CM before it felt right... but then it started feeling wrong. Lowered 5mm and everything seemed right with the world again. Still not sure what to think of the difference in crank-arm lengths though.

  • Tape on your seat post?!

    I'm sorry, Frank, that's amateur hour and should be forbidden per Rule #29. I hereby propose an amendment to said rule  - no man-satchels and no carved notches or tape rings on your seat post.

    I'll also submit Rule #96 - Know your measurements. One should commit to memory their correct saddle height ( in mm, measured from centre of spindle to top of saddle at the centre of the saddle clamp), the distance from centre of said saddle clamp to the centre of the handlebars (also in mm)  in case the opportunity arises to ride a unique or rare machine.  Further, the Rouleur should always have a soft (tailor's) tape in their gear bag to check these critical dimensions before any epic ride.

  • And, if your post continues to slip, get some Carbon Paste from Vision or another manufacturer to stop that right now.  But, no tape rings!

  • @Xyverz

    My new #1 is a larger bike than my old #1... It's also got longer cranks. The first time I was out on the new #2 after riding the new #1 for a while, the saddle felt far too short. I raised the thing up a full CM before it felt right... but then it started feeling wrong. Lowered 5mm and everything seemed right with the world again. Still not sure what to think of the difference in crank-arm lengths though.

    I ride 177.5mm cranks throughout; the other curse unspoken here is getting your fit right across bikes. For me at least, I'll spend most of the ride adjusting to a new position before I'm happy riding in it, and then the ride is over and I'm back on another bike. If the position is identical, you can get right to loving the different feel of the bike itself.

  • @Durishin

    Tape on your seat post?!

    I'm sorry, Frank, that's amateur hour and should be forbidden per Rule #29. I hereby propose an amendment to said rule - no man-satchels and no carved notches or tape rings on your seat post.

    I reject this on the basis that its idiotic. Not so much for slippage although it happens, but moreso for removing and re-inserting seat posts. When I drive with my bike, I usually have it on a fork mount in the car and the saddle comes off because I'm half ape and half horse. The strip of tape makes it easy to put it back in its right place, same thing with bike cases, which are used much more than I'd like to believe.

    Have a look through the bikes in the pro bunch - they all have tape around the pin because they get pulled out so much. Interesting sidenote; pros generally have a stable of bikes around in their most common residences but will travel with their favorite saddle and post and pop it in to keep their backsides happy.

    I'll also submit Rule #96 - Know your measurements. One should commit to memory their correct saddle height ( in mm, measured from centre of spindle to top of saddle at the centre of the saddle clamp), the distance from centre of said saddle clamp to the centre of the handlebars (also in mm) in case the opportunity arises to ride a unique or rare machine. Further, the Rouleur should always have a soft (tailor's) tape in their gear bag to check these critical dimensions before any epic ride.

    All these things I agree with wholeheartedly (the tailors tape is a classic, I have them all over the house, and in both permanent and travelling tool kits) apart from the various ways you can make it more precise, based on the assumptions:

    1. Always ride the same saddle on all bikes. If you are borrowing a bike, take your own saddle and mount it. The boys and girls should always play in the same field.
    2. Always ride the same length crank
    3. Always ride the same shoes or at least shoes with the same stack height
    4. Always ride the same pedals or at least pedals with the same q-factor and spindle height
    5. This fifth bullet is added for symmetry

    This allows you to measure more precisely the distances - with the same saddle you can use the center of the saddle rails for crank height, which means there's less error in how high or low your head is relative to the "center of the saddle" which can amount to a few centimeters easily. Add or subtract for crank length difference and stack/spindle height.

    Also, using the same saddle means you can use the tip of the saddle, not the center to measure BB setback (a measurement you missed in your list) and saddle-bar distance.

    Another measurement you missed is saddle to bar drop. Also bar reach and bar depth are two measurements to be aware of, at least. I ride the same bars on all bikes to remove any doubt because all bars are off from the others by at least a few mils.

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