Categories: NostalgiaTradition

The Hard Way

Doing things the hard way is a luxury. It says to the world that we’ve beat evolution; intelligence is no match for technology and economy is no match for indulgence. We need only step a bit outside our bubble to realize the scale of the illusion, but nevertheless it has become reality for many of us who live our lives happily and fortunately in the middle and upper classes of the developed world where survival has nothing whatsoever to do with being the fittest.

One of the things that struck me within weeks of moving to the Pacific Northwest was the frequency with which people die here; not from disease (although Ebola can go fuck itself, pardon my francais) but from tucking into the wilderness for some weekend relaxation. The PNW has some of the world’s biggest cities, but most of it is untamed wilderness – including radical weather systems, cougars, rattlesnakes, bear, The Sasquatch, and possibly ManBearPig. This place will mess you up, son; your GPS or iPhone isn’t going to be your savior.

The first-hand experience of the realities of a system provides a more intimate learning tool than does the passive observation, although in an evolutionary sense the latter is the more effective method for the survival of a species; our ancestors learned to stay away from bees by watching the guy who drew the short straw poke at a hive and die from anaphylactic shock without needing to then poke at the hive themselves. Nevertheless the tangible nature of repercussions forges an indelible bond between action and result.

It is also interesting that complexity and abstraction are inversely bound; the more complex the system, the farther the user is removed from its operation. The simplicity of the friction downtube shifter is in sharp contrast to the complexity of an electronic drivetrain. My steel bike has friction downtube shifters, a fact that makes itself especially well known while climbing. To shift requires planning and skill; I have to find a part of the climb where I can be seated, unload the chain, and shift by feeling the chain as it slides across the block and listen for the telltale silence when the chain is securely seated back onto an adjacent cog. At that point, I’m committed to that gear until the climb grants me the next opportunity to shift. On Bike #1, I can shift under full load at my whim and without consequence. The artistry of shifting is lost, though I wouldn’t go back to downtube shifters on any bike I plan to ride seriously.

I love the contrast of evolution and tradition in the modern racing bicycle, with carbon tubulars being perhaps the most fitting contrast where the most modern technology is dependent on the oldest form of affixing a tire to a rim. Gluing on a set of tubular tires is no longer a necessary skill in our sport with good clinchers being readily available. Gluing tubs takes time and careful attention, two things that are in short supply in our modern society. But to glue on a set of tires brings you closer to the machine and from where our sport has progressed. To build a set of wheels does so even more, and I imagine building a frame by hand builds the ultimate bond to our history.

We live at a time when the things that are irrelevant to survival take on their own crucial importance; we return to tradition in order to remember where we came from so we may understand where we are going. Doing things the hard way is a beautiful way to remind ourselves of the history that built the luxuries we surround ourselves with.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @ChrissyOne

    @frank

    The thought of plugging my bike into a usb socket makes my die a little insid.

    Me too. But here's my biggest concern"”the future.

    In 20 years, if my mechanical shifting system needs fixin', I will be able to buy a cable (anywhere, even as I have found, WalMart), replace said cable, clean and lube everything else, and voila! Shifting happiness returns.

    But with electronics"”let's say some part of said electronics goes belly up. Stranger things have happened in rain-soaked Washington state. Now I have to find a replacement part that is compatible with that specific electronic system. Sooner or later the battery will die too. I'm reasonably certain that Shimano will still be around in 20 years. But it might be a bit of a chore to track down the precise part I need to make my bike not useless. I'm reminded of when ProFlex bikes, a long, long time ago, had electronic suspension adjustments on their mountain bikes. I just did a bit of Googling and I can barely find any information at all on said systems, much less actual parts for them. Meanwhile, my 20+ year old Grip-shifters on my 20+ year old mountain bike need only the occasional cable replacement, which costs a few dollars.

    I'm no luddite"”I welcome our new technological overlords. You people will all be using disc brakes and (eventually) real suspension systems on road bikes. Some day. Yes you will. I promise. But then, hydraulic fluid is easy to come by.
    I'm not so certain about 5-way junction boxes.

    Nice Kent Brockman reference slipped in there.

    For me the issue with electronic is that a bike is by definition a human powered vehicle.

    When you introduce a battery you are no longer relying on human power alone.

    Whatever it looks like Wilburrox you are not riding a bike in my view.

  • @ChrissyOne

    @frank

    The thought of plugging my bike into a usb socket makes my die a little insid.

    Me too. But here's my biggest concern"”the future.

    In 20 years, if my mechanical shifting system needs fixin', I will be able to buy a cable (anywhere, even as I have found, WalMart), replace said cable, clean and lube everything else, and voila! Shifting happiness returns.

    But with electronics"”let's say some part of said electronics goes belly up. Stranger things have happened in rain-soaked Washington state. Now I have to find a replacement part that is compatible with that specific electronic system. Sooner or later the battery will die too. I'm reasonably certain that Shimano will still be around in 20 years. But it might be a bit of a chore to track down the precise part I need to make my bike not useless. I'm reminded of when ProFlex bikes, a long, long time ago, had electronic suspension adjustments on their mountain bikes. I just did a bit of Googling and I can barely find any information at all on said systems, much less actual parts for them. Meanwhile, my 20+ year old Grip-shifters on my 20+ year old mountain bike need only the occasional cable replacement, which costs a few dollars.

    I'm no luddite"”I welcome our new technological overlords. You people will all be using disc brakes and (eventually) real suspension systems on road bikes. Some day. Yes you will. I promise. But then, hydraulic fluid is easy to come by.
    I'm not so certain about 5-way junction boxes.

    Ah yes, I recall the dulcet tones that emanated from your drivetrain on the Hurricane Ridge Cogal from that Walmart cable. I could even hear them over my own clicking bottom bracket.

  • @Gianni

    What are we arguing about? Why friction shifters are great? Is a Bianchi a Bianchi if it is not celeste?

    I have no idea but that certainly wasn't what the article was about. As @ChrisO pointed out, though, the article is worthless anyway and thats just the way we like it.

    And who can be blamed for jumping to conclusions when I put up a picture of of a red bianch with dt shifters and a unicrown fork.

    By the way, all you red bianchi unicrown fork haters: I love this bike and how it rides, so stop calling my baby ugly! Beauty is more than skin deep unless I decide otherwise randomly and with authority (volume).

  • @Buck Rogers

    @rfreese888

    I think there should be a rule that says 'though shalt own a bike with down tube shifters as part of your stable'

    Amen to that!

    Buck, I really wish you knew how to use a computer well enough to not only upload a thumbnail of that beauty! Which bars are those? I love the look of that shape. I have the Merckx bend ttt bars on mine but I'm not crazy about the shape.

  • @wiscot

    I am not technically/mechanically gifted, but I love how I can look at my bikes and see exactly how things work - and even fix much of it myself. This creates a special relationship between me and my bikes - I have touched, cleaned, installed, tweaked every part of it. Looking at something like the laptop I'm working on right now leaves me cold.

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!

    @ChrisO

    For me the issue with electronic is that a bike is by definition a human powered vehicle.

    When you introduce a battery you are no longer relying on human power alone.

    I like this viewpoint; it might most succinctly define why I am so resistant to it. Except I do use lights which use batteries, and a Garmin (sometimes) which uses one, but I suppose they are not powering the vehicle, they're keeping its motor (me) from getting killed or recording the vehicles path trajectory.

  • @Ken Ho

    @frank

    @frank

    @Ken Ho

    @Haldy

    I was more concerned that Frank was giving queer advice ti get revenge for the amount of shit I've given him over the stupid mirror rule.

    You appear to have given this more thought than I have as I had no idea you'd given me shit on Rule #66.

    Probably. You get a billion e-mails to read and remember. I only have to remember my own. I also have a somewhat Sheldonian memory and lots of time on my hands.

    A mentor of mine gave me the best advice I've ever been given: it's never as good as it seems, and it's never as bad as it seems. Meaning, of course, no one is thinking about you as much as you are, and whatever you did will neither come across as stellar as you view it or (thankfully) as badly as you view it.

    Words to live by. Thanks Timmmaahh!

    I got a lot of crap a little while ago for posting some quick pics of my beloved Bianchi with lots of lights, bidons, and a mirror, but that's how she is set up to RIDE. The irony struck me last week when you posted pics of your bike with reflective tape stuck all over it. But if it works for you, that's cool with me.

    Ah, my Reflective Bike of Authority, the Nine Bike. The genius there is you can't tell the tape is there unless a light shines on it. Its genius if I may accuse myself of not being an idiot.

  • Ah, my Reflective Bike of Authority, the Nine Bike. The genius there is you can't tell the tape is there unless a light shines on it. Its genius if I may accuse myself of not being an idiot.

    Recently I was working with a small group of people and the, much like this moment, inspired trotting out "ts a fine line between stupid and clever." crickets. oof. that time at least i was the eldest in the room (another painful realization...). but then the second time it happened was just sad.

  • @frank

    @Gianni

    What are we arguing about? Why friction shifters are great? Is a Bianchi a Bianchi if it is not celeste?

    I have no idea but that certainly wasn't what the article was about. As @ChrisO pointed out, though, the article is worthless anyway and thats just the way we like it.

    And who can be blamed for jumping to conclusions when I put up a picture of of a red bianch with dt shifters and a unicrown fork.

    By the way, all you red bianchi unicrown fork haters: I love this bike and how it rides, so stop calling my baby ugly! Beauty is more than skin deep unless I decide otherwise randomly and with authority (volume).

    Wait...I thought this article was about how Frank was trying to get KenHo to sniff a bunch of Acetone as revenge for giving him crap about a Rule 66 violation...

  • @frank

    The genius there is you can't tell the tape is there unless a light shines on it. Its genius if I may accuse myself of not being an idiot.

    Truly genius. And brilliant.

  • @frank

    No doubt.  I', not narcissistic enough to think you were laying awake at night plotting my downfall.

    HOever, I have a lot of mental down time, and get bored more easily than you can imagine.  I don't sp mud suffer form ADD as I do Attention Paying Disorder.

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