Enroute to Mount Saint Helens on the V to V Cogal

A death is a painful thing to experience. Particularly, I imagine, for the one doing the dying. For those left behind, it takes time to mourn and come to grips with the change; it is an unpleasant process, but such is the way of things.

The crack in the chainstay of my beloved Cervelo R3 had been weighing on my mind ever since I discovered its existence while cleaning my bike in Hawaii. Assuming the crack was superficial, I continued to ride the machine and took it with me to Belgium to rattle along over the cobblestones during Keepers Tour. It was during this trip that Andrew, a carbon fiber engineer for B’Twin, pointed out that the crack was not superficial and in fact quite serious.

I continued to ride it, and slowly made peace with the fact that my favorite-ever road bike was destined for retirement. Denial turned into anger, anger turned into grief, grief into acceptance, and acceptance into glorious Rule #12 obsession, deliberation, and contemplation. Still, my final ride on my trusted friend was bittersweet; I was on great form that day, and together we turned mountains into hills and carved the many curves as we rode along the seaside in the somber knowledge that this would be our last day out together.

I contacted the shop where I bought it and had them reach out to Cervelo for a warranty replacement, but even if they warrantied the frame, I wouldn’t want one on account of the tall head tube they’ve adopted on their large frames. I’m very picky about my position, and loved the ride and fit of my R3, so I was left with a conundrum as to what bike to get as my new #1. Then Mark, the owner of Veloforma, pointed out that he’d designed his Strada iR based on the R5ca, along with several improvements to the design. And he could do it in a custom Velominati paint scheme. Sold to the obsessive-compulsive Dutchman in the back! (That makes two Veloformas bought in the span of a few months, the VMH pointed out when I delivered the news.)

As much as I loved my R3 for its ride quality and fit, I have never been crazy about the 73 degree head tube angle. You wouldn’t think a half degree would have much effect, but the Strada’s head tube is relaxed just a hair to 72.5 degrees, and it really smooths out the handling compared to the the Cervelo. Aside from that, the dimensions are similar enough to my Cervelo that the first ride on the new steed felt like a reunion with my lost friend.

This thing is embarrassingly light at 6.3 kilos. For a 61cm. The head tube is nice and short at 19.5cm so I can get as low as I need to but tall enough that I still get to slam my stem. I also got a new carbon Pro Vibe stem whose paint job accidentally matches the markings on the frame’s custom Velominati paint job. It is almost too glorious for my tiny little brain to handle. Also, the front derailleur hanger is mounted at a slight angle which brings the derailleur cage in perfect alignment with the chain rings, which results in lightning-quick front shifting. Its little things like that which really impress me about Mark’s attention to detail when designing the bikes. Now that I think of it, both my Veloformas have the best front shifting performance of any bikes I’ve owned. Finally, the internally routed cables makes it astoundingly quiet; the lack of rattling cables makes this machine the high water mark in my quest for the Principle of Silence. And that paint job, oh that paint job.

I haven’t ridden the Strada a whole lot, but I did the V to V Cogal on it which consisted of two long days in the saddle and featured a lengthy session with my old friend, the Man with the Hammer. I’m happy to report that she climbs and descends like a monster. The bike has the road feel of my R3, but is more responsive with a stiffer BB and steering column. But the relaxed head tube makes it handle like a Merckx; the descent off Mount Saint Helens had some seriously sketchy tarmac in places and her handling probably gave me too much confidence in light of my Schleckian descending skills.

What started as heartbreak ended in a love affair. Funny how that works out some times.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @minion

    @Ron

    In my spare time I really enjoy writing strongly worded letters to companies/manufacturers when their products aren't up to snuff. Gotten lots of broken or failed stuff replace that way.

    I sense a new thread coming on...

    @eightzero

    Eat a fucking pie you skinny bastard. Nice bike! I always forget how normal your bikes look when you're standing next to them, as opposed to when they're posed for photos with2 kilometers of seatpost and the stem Marcus keeps in hs pocket in case of x-rays.

    No shit. I've cooked up this horrible idea, and think I've convinced The Monkey to come along (so I have something to chase). Here's his quote during some texting the other night "Yeah. It has to be done. And I'm a big fat fuck but if its 6%ish avg there is no way you're taking me on that shit!!" This is top secret stuff right here, but let's just say it's a ride that'll top anything anyone has written about here, ever. (as far as climbing goes),

    And ya, that's a fucking bea-uti-ful rig. Can't wait to see it built up in person. NICE!!

  • @scaler911

    @minion

    @Ron

    In my spare time I really enjoy writing strongly worded letters to companies/manufacturers when their products aren't up to snuff. Gotten lots of broken or failed stuff replace that way.

    I sense a new thread coming on...

    @eightzero

    Eat a fucking pie you skinny bastard. Nice bike! I always forget how normal your bikes look when you're standing next to them, as opposed to when they're posed for photos with2 kilometers of seatpost and the stem Marcus keeps in hs pocket in case of x-rays.

    No shit. I've cooked up this horrible idea, and think I've convinced The Monkey to come along (so I have something to chase). Here's his quote during some texting the other night "Yeah. It has to be done. And I'm a big fat fuck but if its 6%ish avg there is no way you're taking me on that shit!!" This is top secret stuff right here, but let's just say it's a ride that'll top anything anyone has written about here, ever. (as far as climbing goes),

    And ya, that's a fucking bea-uti-ful rig. Can't wait to see it built up in person. NICE!!

    I've got some big climbing coming up, but I don't think you can beat Haleakala?

    But yeah, fantastic bike.

  • @DerHoggz

     

    I've got some big climbing coming up, but I don't think you can beat Haleakala?

    But yeah, fantastic bike.

    That's what I thought.

  • @frank

    Thanks all for the kind words. She rides even better than she looks!

    @girl

    That's one pretty bike.

    Great to see you again.

    @Spun Up

    Finally! That is a gorgeous ride. Well done, sir. I think it's crying out for orange tape, though, if you can find a good match.

    The paint on this one as well as the CCX is matched to the fi'zi:k orange microtex on their bar tape and saddles. Which is also exactly the same orange as The V-Kit.

    So...yes, i can find some tape to match! I even have a package sitting on the workbench...but I'm lovin' the white for now. Maybe I'll grow a pair and try it.

    Glad you went with the mandibles - I think they look much better on that frame than the zipps.

  • @Buck Rogers

    I am betting that the wait time for a Veloforma just went up by a few months after this article!

    Mm hm. It'll be a frame I'll look hard at if/when business picks up. Especially because I just found that the company is in fucking Banks, Oregon. I continues to amaze me how much awesome shit is manufactured in the Portland area. Bicycles, optics, fine blades by several makers. Portland rocks, and that frame fucking rocks.

    (Oh, and by about the third episode of "Portlandia," the joke was so over.)

  • @frank That is one of the nices bikes I've ever seen.  At first I thought you choked with an all black saddle (in conjunction with the white bar tape) until I saw the white stripe on it.  Perfect.  I really like that it has Campag hangin' on it too.

  • @Ron

    How quickly did you tape the bars and cut the fork? I'm guessing you have a serious plan for getting these just like you like them. I tend to do a ride or two without tape to make sure I have the shifters in the right position and forks. I have serious fear of going too short and making a big mistake. I think I need counseling.

    I hedged my bet on the steerer and left it long for one ride before chopping it down to a 5mm spacer above the stem and slammed. I wasn't 100% sure I'd like being 5mm lower than on the R3, but its perfect and I cut that bastard off.

    As for brake levers and getting them in the right position, here's a pro tip: mount them on the bars when the bars are not connected to the bike; set them on the workbench and mount the brake levers so they are guaranteed to be level. Using this technique, you can get them perfectly level and even with the bottom of the bars like I mount them, or put them up just a cm or two while keeping them level. This is how Roger de Vlaemincks's mechanic did it. Its the tits.

    Can you book a date with the Man with the Hammer or do you just have to go out and run into him via V?

    I often invite him over for tea prior to a long ride, just to catch up. But he rarely keeps his appointments; his visits are normally unscheduled. The best way to ensure a meeting is to head out for a day-long ride with no food in the pockets. Fignon style.

  • @minion

    Eat a fucking pie you skinny bastard.

    How about I keep skipping the pies but make up for it in recover ale consumption after rides that warrant nowhere near the 6-12 pints I normally put down?

    I always forget how normal your bikes look when you're standing next to them, as opposed to when they're posed for photos with2 kilometers of seatpost and the stem Marcus keeps in hs pocket in case of x-rays.

    That just earned you the +1 badge, matey. Strong work.

    @minion

    PS that bike is a timely reminder that Record is the top of the food chain, no matter what Shimano does.

    I'm really still partial to the 10-Speed Campa; the levers look the most like the traditional levers which made my heart race. I have a set of them on my steel and they are by far the sexiest levers ever made.

    The new 11spd stuff is supposed to be more comfy, but fuck that. I just love the old look. And, this way I can keep changing out all the wheels between bikes without having to swap cassettes.

  • @frank Agree is spades. The only benefit I've thought 11sp really gives you (in my twisted world view) is getting a 16 tooth sprocket onto a reasonably spread cassette, instead of having a big jump from a 15 to a 17 tooth in the middle of the cassette. I like to unhelpfully point out that you can do that with a 11-23 or 12-23 cassette. Being right doesn't always win you friends.

  • @frank

    @minion

    Eat a fucking pie you skinny bastard.

    How about I keep skipping the pies but make up for it in recover ale consumption after rides that warrant nowhere near the 6-12 pints I normally put down?

    I always forget how normal your bikes look when you're standing next to them, as opposed to when they're posed for photos with2 kilometers of seatpost and the stem Marcus keeps in hs pocket in case of x-rays.

    That just earned you the +1 badge, matey. Strong work.

    I initially kept quiet on Marcus' xray, and the frisson has been lacking lately, but

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