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Unforgettable Rides: 1986 l’Alpe d’Huez

LeMond and Hinault do battle on l'Alpe d'Huez. Photo CorVos/Pez

We tend to look at cycling through rose-tinted glasses; cycling-specific ones that not only give us a cheery outlook on the past, but ones that conveniently hold big black bars over the bits we prefer not to remember as they were because they don’t fit into the picture we’ve formed in our minds. One of the most interesting things about a community like Velominati is all the different viewpoints that come together regarding events past that help remind us of something approaching reality, built from an aggregation international of views. Perhaps even more interesting is how this experience also brings into sharp relief the evolution of the “facts” as we each have seen them at different points in our lives.

A prime example is of the discussion earlier this week regarding the Lenault battle in 1986. The American view predominantly held was that LeMond was short-changed by Hinault, while the Europeans (or at least the French) could see no reason Hinault should acquiesce the Tour should he be in a position to win it. Certainly not from an American. The Aussies, of course, feel Phil Anderson or, barring that, Phil Ligget or someone else named Phil – regardless of nationality – should have won it, and the Kiwis are no doubt still busy looking for a Tour contender who doesn’t ride a bike. At the time, I hated Hinault and characterized him as a cheating douchenozzle; these days, I regard him as one of the greatest examples of a complete rider and a model of what riders today should aspire to be.

The truth is, of course, somewhere in the middle and after we boil the ocean of the ’86 Tour, we’re left with two great riders on one team who were so closely matched they each could have won that year. But the promises made the year before and the reality of the race situation on the road were like water and oil, and by the time the race reached l’Alpe d’Huez, the team, the fans, and the countries had polarized towards one end or the other, each choosing the side that matched most closely the version of the facts that helped them feel more at ease with their loyalties.

As controversies have a tendency to, they overshadow one of the most unique rides to the top of l’Alpe d’Huez in the history of the great climb. In my memory, Hinault attacked on the descent from either the Col de la Croix de Fer or the Glandon. (Maybe he attacked at the base, as WikiPedia suggests, but I don’t remember it that way.) Only LeMond had an answer, and the teammates escaped together to ride the mythical 21 hairpins together. I can’t think of another time when two G.C. riders – let alone two teammates – outclassed everyone else in the race up this climb.

Up and up they rode together – the Badger in his distinct style and LeMan in his – with only their pain, their massive gears, their rocking shoulders, and their resentment for each other as company. Hand-in-hand they crossed the finish line as happy team mates, LeMond gifting the stage to his patron in the end. But beneath the surface boiled a fearsome rivalry and within minutes Hinault and LeMond’s dashing alter-ego, LeMelvis, traded blows in the press. And with that, the great ride was almost immediately eclipsed by polemics.

In the end, LeMond overcame a tampered-with TT bike to win the Tour and Hinault retired as arguably the most successful Tour de France rider at the time. The record is set but the facts become more malleable with time. The rest we see with our rose-tinted glasses.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Ron
    Les flic to Bertie "Est-il vrai, cependant, que vous roulez dans la voiture en haut de l'équipe en contravention directe de l'article 55? Pour que vous partager une cellule avec Big Hervé ce soir."

  • Helping with a workers comp case the involved 5 guys with French names. I came to the conclusion that you guys have cool names.

  • hey frank, obviously this topic is controversial, but no-one said anything about Hinault's patchwork jersey; looks like it was made by his granny from her old bloomers. I suggest you put that encyclopaedic knowledge of yours to good use and explain the Combined jersey; why it looked so awful, definitely not a pro look; and why it died. Go on I dare you; I double dare you...

  • @Ron

    Bertie to coppers:
    "Lo siento, señor policía, el Velominati dijo que no puedo tener luces montado en mi bicicleta de carreras, es contra Las Reglas."

    That would be awesome if it was true! Either way he would be right and should tell the man to lay off.

  • @Ron

    Bertie to coppers:
    "Lo siento, señor policía, el Velominati dijo que no puedo tener luces montado en mi bicicleta de carreras, es contra Las Reglas."

    That would be awesome if it was true! Either way he would be right and should tell the man to lay off.

  • @minion
    That I believe is the La vie en Claire team kit.

    I've just had a look at the video, and read the comments that follow on YouTube. There's a lot of knobs out there with something to say, yes?
    I would like to say that I appreciate the quality of thought, humour and mutual respect that's displayed here.
    Thinking back to those tours with Lemond and Hinault, I recall feeling that Lemond seemed to have a sense if entitlement. There is no doubt that he was a talented rider, but the thought that you can trade off TdF victories doesn't sit right with me.
    Anyway, thanks all again for keeping me from doing what I need to. Great reading!

  • @Ron

    Bertie to coppers:"Lo siento, señor policía, el Velominati dijo que no puedo tener luces montado en mi bicicleta de carreras, es contra Las Reglas."

    Frank to Bertie: "Endurecer de una puta vez."

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