Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold Race 2014

Jan Raas, 5 time winner of Amstel, not drinking Amstel Gold. photo-Peters, Hans / Anefo

The Amstel Gold Race, 251 km from Maastricht to Valkenburg, the hard way. There appears to be no flat sections longer than ten meters. There are thirty-four mean little climbs to ruin the legs. We have moved on from the real Spring Classics. There is no rest in this VSP; The Ronde and Roubaix were amazing but we must continue. Legs that are smoked from those races are not lining up for Amstel. We are moving into Phil Gil territory. Regard the former winners from 2004 to 2008.

  • 2008 | CUNEGO Damiano
  • 2007 | SCHUMACHER Stefan
  • 2006 | SCHLECK Fränk
  • 2005 | DI LUCA Danilo
  • 2004 | REBELLIN Davide

Obviously, having the right pot belge mix working for these climbs paid off back then, especially for Schumacher, not a rider who would have been an obvious pick for any race. I’m not implying Phil Gil is on the juice but I am implying this is a race for the powerhouse speed climbers, like him or Valverde. Again, not implying, just saying.

For those who wished to squander a pick on Gesink (I’m looking at you Strack), you have been saved. He is out. Maybe Laurens ten Dam, Velominati Rules reader will represent the home country and win it all, or not. Here is the start list. Veel succes!

The points from the Amstel Gold VSP count towards the overall prizes. So check the start list, review the VSP Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Sunday the 20th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero, so be sure to give yourself enough time.

Don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron

Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)

Third place is you’re fired or overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

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  • @xyxax

    Provisional

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Andy Schleck
    2. Jos Kiddink
    3. Nadi Van Klose
    4. Will D. Enev
    5. Poor Bastard

    I haven't heard of any of these guys (and I didn't get the first joke).

  • @Steampunk

    @Buck Rogers

    VSP PICKS:

    5. D Rebellin

    Bold. Unconscionable. But bold. He went well midweek. I guess the peloton needs the love child of Paracelsus and Methuselah to make it whole...

    Exactly.  I saw his results from earlier and thought that he must be back on the juice but hell, he's lining up and showing some form so I actually will not be surprised to see him make the final selection.  Should be interesting!  What I am VERY curious of is how the Schlecks will do.  They have been creeping around this Spring and have actually been there a few times.
    And thanks for the Paracelsus reference.  I learned something today.  Should he be the true Pariah of doping history and not Ferrari???

  • @xyxax

    @Steampunk

    As with most of my "contributions" here, there applies the political dictum, "if you're explaining, you're losing."

    Frahnk and Gianni are going to kick your a$$ when they see these monikers and try to figure them out.  But, if I am not mistaken, picks 2-5 are explaining your pick 1 and you will repost your real picks when Oddschecker finalizes the odds???  (Smiley face here)

  • @unversio

    @Buck Rogers Fränk SCHLECK Victory (2006), 2nd (2008), 7th (2010), 10th (2007), 12th (2012)

    Yeah, as Paul Simon said, he's Slip Sliding Away but this year the UnWonder Twins seem to have been on the shrink's couch enough and might just have their heads together for this.  They have the form, I think,  a lot like Farrar, their bigest problem is the mental game which they have been disaterous at the last few years.

  • @Buck

    No ass-kickings please.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Michal Kwiatkowski
    2. Gilbert, Phil
    3. Gerrans, Simon
    4. Valverde, Alejandro
    5. Swift, Ben

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