Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold Race 2014
The Amstel Gold Race, 251 km from Maastricht to Valkenburg, the hard way. There appears to be no flat sections longer than ten meters. There are thirty-four mean little climbs to ruin the legs. We have moved on from the real Spring Classics. There is no rest in this VSP; The Ronde and Roubaix were amazing but we must continue. Legs that are smoked from those races are not lining up for Amstel. We are moving into Phil Gil territory. Regard the former winners from 2004 to 2008.
- 2008 | CUNEGO Damiano
- 2007 | SCHUMACHER Stefan
- 2006 | SCHLECK Fränk
- 2005 | DI LUCA Danilo
- 2004 | REBELLIN Davide
Obviously, having the right pot belge mix working for these climbs paid off back then, especially for Schumacher, not a rider who would have been an obvious pick for any race. I’m not implying Phil Gil is on the juice but I am implying this is a race for the powerhouse speed climbers, like him or Valverde. Again, not implying, just saying.
For those who wished to squander a pick on Gesink (I’m looking at you Strack), you have been saved. He is out. Maybe Laurens ten Dam, Velominati Rules reader will represent the home country and win it all, or not. Here is the start list. Veel succes!
The points from the Amstel Gold VSP count towards the overall prizes. So check the start list, review the VSP Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Sunday the 20th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero, so be sure to give yourself enough time.
Don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:
First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
Third place is you’re fired or overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Valverde
4. Kreuzinger
5. Rodriguez
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Voeckler
4. van Poppel
5. RodrÃguez
Ah, to hell with it – if he falls off, it will all be my fault, but I love him, so revision to supremo required
VSP PICKS:
1. Geraint
2. Dirty Valverde
3. Kwitakowski
4. Fast Phil
5. Prince Roman
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Ulissi
4. Gerrans
5. Gilbert
@Gianni
Gianni is this guy for Amstel Gold. Don’t play him like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
I think Katowa is gonna be hard to beat in the Ardennes. As will C-dale. Gilbert will be there too but without a team. Cheers.
VSP PICKS:
1. Q-tipblutowski
2. Knee ball ee
3. Jill bear
4. J-J-Rod
5. Valve air day
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Gilbert
4. Kreuziger
5. Rui Costa
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Valverde
4. Slaughter
5. F Schleck
VSP PICKS:
1. VALVERDE, Alejandro
2. CUNEGO, Damiano
3. KWIATKOWSKI, Michal
4. MATTHEWS, Michael
5. SWIFT, Ben
I have no idea on this one. Just the tea leaves and a good IPA.
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. J Rod
3. Giblets
4. Gerrans
5. Kwiatkowski
VSP PICKS:
1. Rui Costa
2. J-Rod
3. Kwiatkowski
4. Gilbert
5. Kreuziger
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Rodriguez
3. Gilbert
4. Kwiatkowski
5. Kreuzinger
VSP PICKS:
1. Geraint Thomas
2. Philippe Gilbert
3. Greg Van Avermaet
4. Michal Kwiatkowski
5. Andy Schleck
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Valverde
3. Gilbert
4. Mollema
5. Costa
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Valverde
3. Purito
4. Phil Gilbert
5. B. Mollema
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Gilbert
4. Ten Dam
5. Gerrans
VSP PICKS:
1. Alejandro Valverde
2. Joaquin Rodriguez
3. Phillip Gilbert
4. Roman Kreuziger
5. Vincenzo Nibali
VSP PICKS:
1. Michal Kwiatkowski
2. Alejandro Valverde
3. Simon Gerrans
4. Tom Jelte Slagter
5. Philippe Gilbert
VSP PICKS:
1. Ben Swift
2. Alejandro Valverde
3. Philippe Gilbert
4. Tom Jelte Slagter
5. Bauke Mollema
VSP PICKS:
1. Stybar
2. Nibali
3. Kwiatkowski
4. Fränk Schleck
5. Gilbert
Need to stock up on beer now…
VSP PICKS:
1. kwiatkowski
2. gilbert
3. rodriguez
4. gerrans
5. slagter
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Slagter
3. Gilbert
4. Valverde
5. J rodriguez
VSP PICKS:
1. Nibali
2. Gilbert
3. Gerrans
4. F Schleck
5. Valverde
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Valverde
3. Gilbert
4. Mollema
5. Kreuzinger
Goin old school on this one… Rebellin to do a Vino.
VSP PICKS:
1. Rebellin
2. Cunego
3. Gilbert
4. Valverde
5. T5
VSP PICKS:
1. Swift
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Kreuzinger
4. Gilbert
5. Slagter
@brett I would love to see Cunego get some podiums this year.
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Valverde
4. Slagter
5. Costa
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Valverde
4. Slagter
5. Gerrans
VSP PICKS:
1. Philippe Gilbert
2. Alejandro Valverde
3. Michal Kwiatkowski
4. Simon Gerrans
5. Ben Swift
I had to hot wire the VSP generator to take that little doper Rebellin’s name. It gagged on it so I opened a 2 liter bottle of Old Horse Buns Strong Ale and poured it down the generator’s input punch card slot.
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski, Michal
2. Valverde, Alejandro
3. Costa, Rui
4. Leuekemans, Bjorn
5. Kreuziger, Roman
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde, Alejandro
2. Kwiatkowski, Mikel
3. Rodriguez, Joquin
4. Martin, Daniel
5. Gilbert, Philipe
Picking Piti always makes me feel dirty.
VSP PICKS:
1. Alejandro Valverde
2. Michal Kwiatkowski
3. Philippe Gilbert
4. JoaquÃm RodrÃguez
5. Roman Kreuziger
VSP PICKS:
1. Bauke Mollema
2. Jurgen Van Den Broeck
3. Roman Kreuziger
4. Philippe Gilbert
5. Michal Kwiatkowski
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Valverde
4. Slagter
5. G.Thomas
@Gianni that’s an old school solution to an old school tech problem, nice! Brett let us know how that pick works out for you?
I’m in with my usual mojo shagadelic catfadillac picks and hope I can stay on at least the second step of the podium one more week before my idiot karma catches up with me…
VSP PICKS:
1. Gilbert
2. Rodriguez
3. Valverde
4. Martin
5. Avermaet
Merckx help me but here we are. If I don’t have any Amstel, is a local pale ale an appropriate substitute for Easter morning drinkery?
VSP PICKS:
1. Van Avermaet
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Thomas
4. PhilGil
5. Haas
Shuffle up the picks a bit. Minus Gilbert (I don’t care what everyone says, including Oddschecker.com) and add Ben Swift (Has had a good spring and looked great in San Remo).
VSP PICKS:
1. Alejandro Valverde
2. Michal Kwiatkowski
3. Simon Gerrans
4. Ben Swift
5. Tom Slagter
First guessing and now second guessing
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde, Alejandro
2. Michal Kwiatkowski
3. Gilbert, Phil
4. Slagter, TJ
5. Gerrans, Simon
It’s getting close!
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Gilbert
3. Valverde
4. Mollema
5. Kreuziger
VSP PICKS:
1. A Valverde
2. G Thomas
3. P Gilbert
4. R Kreuziger
5. S Gerrans
VSP PICKS:
1. Valverde
2. Kwiatkowski
3. Gerrans
4. Swift
5. Gilbert
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Slagter
3. Gilbert
4. Rodriquez
5. G Thomas
Me needs me some new carbon hoops
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatkowski
2. Gilbert
3. Valverde
4. Thomas Geraint
5. Gerrans
VSP PICKS:
1. Gerrans
2. Alejandro Valverde
3. Kwiatkowski
4. Gilbert
5. Ben Swift
I had sworn off Malmerde but I need the points. I believe not one person (OK, maybe a few?) has chosen a Schleck in this VSP, how far their stock has fallen. And if you did pick a Schleck, you will get burned. It’s time for Johnny Hoogerland to get back to it. I’m putting him in for fifth.
VSP PICKS:
1. malmerde
2. gilbert
3. kwiakowski
4. laurens ten Dam
5. hoogerland
@Rob
Did you watch the movie I posted on page 2 (?) of this VSP? It’s you all over it. It’s fantastic.
Han Raas is a pimp.
VSP PICKS:
1. Kwiatikowski
2. Gilbert
3. J rod
4. Gerrans
5. Slagter
Time PhilGil re asserted himself.
I am anticipating these picks will result in my humiliation, but consoling myself with the thought that the humiliation will be less than that which would come from a Delgado. Probably.
VSP PICKS:
1. PhilGil
2. Purito
3. Kwiatkowski
4. Swift
5. Kreuziger