Velominati Super Prestige: Critérium du Dauphiné

I'll have mine medium rare with extra clenbuterol, please. Photo via Cycling Weekly

The Tour de France looms on the horizon, and those riders planning to race are putting the final touches on their form – or going into last-minute panic mode, final exam cram-style. The Critérium Dauphiné has long been a favorite preparation race serving both purposes rather well.

It’s a favorite of the Tour’s GC contenders as it usually features stages that, if not identical to key stages from the Tour, will at least feature many of the same climbs; habitual Tour winners like Indurain, Armstrong, and Clentador have traditionally used this race as their preferred method of final preparation; riders seeking additional form will take the beating taken from a week of suffering and have just enough time to recover prior to the Tour. And, of course, riders who have aspirations in July may also find they are a few kilos heavy yet and may indulge in some ultra-lean Spanish beef in order to get to fighting weight.

It’s also a dangerous gamble: ride too hard at the Critérium and you could fire off the Guns of Navarone and enter the Tour in a state of fatigue, as Pharmy did in 2003. A delicate balance, this.

The challenge in predicting the results of a preparation race such as this is that the favorites for the Tour are (hopefully) peaking in one month, not during this event. But they’ll be good – maybe good enough to win. But probably not. Combine that with that the notion that a rider with little hope in July may be looking for glory and will be in peak form, leading to an unexpected result – a review of last year’s race with Jani Brajkovic is a great example of this case.

With that we kick off into the first minor-stage VSP for the Critérium Dauphiné. Being a week-long stage race, the points on offer are 7 for first, 5 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, with the usual allotment of bonus points for getting the rider right but the place wrong.  Also, there are no rest days, so no rest day swaps, but we will have our usual approach for riders who drop out. Piti Principle applies as always. Also review the guide, being careful to note that the rules have changes a bit this year, and we may not have completely updated the guide yet, so if there’s a question, ask.

Best of luck to all.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Marko :

    ...Cuddles ... doesn't dope...

    Ah, the happy, rose colored naïveté of youth. He just hasn't been caught. But keep on believin', little dreamer, enjoy it while you can.

    Veino is like the Vladimir Putin of cycling.

    Vino FTW! Even if he doesn't!
    Since 2005 TdF, couldn't help but totally fall for this scrapper. Shat on by his own team he kept his mouth shut (pretty much) and pounded on. Maybe he hasn't been consistently consistent, but as far as I can tell he loves what he does and gives it his all.

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Wonder if he misses mtb days
    2. Basso
    3. Vino
    4. Sanchez
    5. Brajkovic

  • @xyxax
    References shitty Everclear reference and then throws out Janez Addiction. Way to turn (at least the band references) around. +1

    @Karolinka
    Believing and hoping are two different things. Besides, I'm not entirely sure Cadel is savvy enough to try, let alone get away with it.

  • it is a crapshoot, cuddles won't crack but it may be more intense than some want right now ahead of le Tour and they may "settle". that's why i didn't go with basso, he's just rolling through this race.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cadel
    2. Gesink
    3. Wiggo
    4. Martin
    5. Sanchez

  • Sorry Matt, didn't see Katusha's line-up til today.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Evans
    2. Flecha
    3. Le Mevel
    4. Wiggens
    5. Purito Rodriguez

  • @Marko
    Calling Brakesabit the Everclear of cycling was a bit of Frank genius.
    My friend was a music label rep in the mid-90's and through her I met the lead singer a few times. A nice guy, if wound a little tight. I have not had the pleasure of possessing any of their music.

    Perry Farrell and co., on the other hand, have permanent slots on the playlist.

  • I know nothing except Basso is smoking like a hippies motorbike and Twiggo has disappointed me too many times for me to pick him for anything. I picked a non-doper dance card for the Giro and it got me nothin'. So I'm all in here with Vieno. He is crazy enough to win this.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Vieno
    2. Tony Martin
    3. Evans
    4. Voeckler
    5. Kolobnev

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