Velominati Super Prestige: Gent Wevelgem 2014

The Kemmelberg is a brute. In my opinion, its the hardest of the cobbled climbs in the Spring Classics; it has a high speed tarmac approach that saps the guns of their snap. The transition from tarmac to cobbles is awful, the stones are very badly laid throughout and if you don’t hit it just right, you’ll come to a standstill. The cobbled part of the climb is long enough to make you consider a plea-bargain with any deity willing to listen before it ends with a brutal 23% ramp with good cobbles. The length, the camber, the gradient, and the way the stones are laid combine in a way that makes you feel every centimeter of the climb.

Gent Wevelgem is considered a sprinters classic, but it’s a shock considering how many climbs are along the route. I can’t imagine the Italian curses that must have escaped Cipollini’s mouth along his bumpy way to winning the race. No wonder he chucked the odd bidon at a motorbike.

I miss the old setup of the Cobbled Classics, with the Ronde on Sunday, Gent on Wednesday, and Roubaix on Sunday, but on the plus side, now we get to drool over the racing for three weeks instead of just one. So, check the start list, review the VSP Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Sunday the 30th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero, so be sure to give yourself enough time.

Don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 'nother spin of the chocolate wheel...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Spartacus
    2. Sagan
    3. Cavendish
    4. Boonen
    5. Simon Yates (go OGE)

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. VAN AVERMAET Greg
    2. SAGAN Peter
    3. ROELANDTS Jurgen
    4. VANMARCKE Sep
    5. ROJAS José Joaquin

  • cyclingfever missed listing 97 altogether.

    91 AMADOR BIKKAZAKOVA Andrey
    92 DOWSETT Alex
    93 ERVITI Imanol
    94 GUTIERREZ PALACIOS José Ivan
    95 LOBATO DEL VALLE Juan Jose
    96 MALORI Adriano
    98 SÃœTTERLIN Jasha

    97 ROJAS José Joaquin, Movistar Team included on procyclingstats.

  • Threw the dice, read the tea leaves, and bled a chicken over the start list and came up with this.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Boonan
    2. Sparticus
    3. Sagan
    4. Rojas, Jose
    5. Boom, Lars

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Peter Sagan
    2. Tom Boonen
    3. Edvald Boasson Hagen
    4. Greg Van Avermaet
    5. Fabian Cancellara

  • Is Boonen racing? CyclingFever lists him but Procyclingstats doesn't.

    Will BMC manage to get their chain to stay on the bike long enough for Van Avermaet to finish his sprint? If you saw the http://cyclocosm.com/2014/03/how-the-race-was-won-milan-sanremo-2014/ it's pretty clear Van Avermaet was in a great position, and then something happened to his chain... There's a bit of a pattern of that happening on BMC.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sagan
    2. Degenkolb
    3. Kristoff
    4. Boonen
    5. Van Avermaet

  • @RVester Aint it grand? Such a fantastic place. I like for the reasons you and Frank mention. I also like it because it's forested and feels like when you get to the top there's shit to do and check out up there. And the descent, the descent is the best of all the cobbled climbs.

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