Velominati Super Prestige: Giro di Lombardia 2014

After the leaves have fallen. Photo: Pedale.Forchetta

I’m getting too old and cranky for all this race schedule changing. I know they already did this last year and presumably I had the same gripings then, but Lombardia is supposed to close out the season and I’m downright angry that Paris-Tours is closing out the books now; it only seems right that one of the most beautiful races should close out the season, not some sprinter’s classic that even The Prophet didn’t bother to win.

Speaking of the end of the year, this season has blown by; it seems only a moment ago that the cobbled classics were in full flight and the whole of the season was stretching out before us. That confirms it: Time is an asshole. On the other hand, time always provides another season so I guess that’s a redeeming quality.

Ok, the caffeine is kicking in and I’m now capable of an emotion other than resentment, so lets get more positive. There’s a beautiful race coming this weekend so get stoked! We have a newly crowned World Champion whose choice of bib shorts color to scrutinize. This is important work, people, and no one else is going to do it. His team has a strong track record for pairing leader and championship jerseys to team-issue bibs, with the glaring exception of Der Panzerwagan’s white (and bloody) skinsuit. My money is on team-issue.

Remember we have some major prizes on offer; @il muro di manayunk has a solid lead, but if he’s out of the points and Der @Steampunk has a good showing, anything can happen. (That might not be true, it might be mathematically impossible but I don’t feel like doing the math.) So prognosticate on the start list and get your picks in by midnight on Saturday Pacific Time (or when the clock goes to zero). Cheers, and good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Erik

    Now, you log onto a website and you know who won immediately.

    The main page of steephill.tv is automatically non-spoiler mode and has a link to the results and news updates. It's an aggregation site, no original content, but it's got everything you need or want.

  • @Jay

    1 Daniel Martin (Irl) Garmin Sharp 6:25:33
    2 Alejandro Valverde Belmonte (Spa) Movistar Team 0:00:01
    3 Rui Alberto Faria Da Costa (Por) Lampre-Merida
    4 Tim Wellens (Bel) Lotto Belisol
    5 Samuel Sanchez (Spa) BMC Racing Team

    Damn... Exactly as I predicted. Oh well.

    Good race and finish. I've rewatched Martin's attack 5 times. Wow. It's always good to see a native of the British Isles win. But, one point?! Dyalander delgado's and I only score one point?!

  • @Minnesota Expat

    Good race and finish. I've rewatched Martin's attack 5 times. Wow. It's always good to see a native of the British Isles win. But, one point?! Dyalander Delgado's and I only score one point?!

    Seems like we have a lot of 1 and 2 point showings -- particularly among the top 10 in the VSP overall standings.

  • Dan's got to be one happy little mofo finally taking his big win this season! So close, so much heartbreak! The Valvecap has to be getting pissed off about getting close. Mr. Consistency this year for sure.

    @plynie takes the win

    Final Race Results
    1. MARTIN Daniel
    2. VALVERDE Alejandro
    3. DA COSTA, Rui
    4. WELLENS Tim
    5. SANCHEZ GONZALEZ Samuel
    Final VSP Results
    1. plynie (12 points)
    2. tony macaroni (9 points)
    3. JohnB (8 points)
    4. girl (8 points)
    5. wiscot (7 points)
    6. Wardy (7 points)
    7. Wardy (7 points)
    8. BatDan (7 points)
    9. TheVid (6 points)
    10. Kevin (6 points)
    ...
    62. Gianni (0 points)

    The GC with one race left to go:

    [vsp_gc year="2014"/]

  • Great finish. Chapeau to Danno, great way to end the season after the 'mare he had in LBL.

    Sammy Sanchez descending is scary to watch, I thought he was straight in the wall in that archway. Nutter.

  • Meant to say: Chapeau to Danno, great way to end the season after the 'mare he had in LBL and Il Giro

  • @il muro di manayunk

    @Minnesota Expat

    Good race and finish. I've rewatched Martin's attack 5 times. Wow. It's always good to see a native of the British Isles win. But, one point?! Dyalander Delgado's and I only score one point?!

    Seems like we have a lot of 1 and 2 point showings "” particularly among the top 10 in the VSP overall standings.

    Too much watching wheels. Not enough attacking.

  • So three or even two years ago how many laughs (or what odds) would you get for saying that the Monuments score would be Dan Martin 2, Peter Sagan 0?

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