Velominati Super Prestige: Giro di Lombardia

No event of the year is more likely to provide piles of Rule #9 in the Five and Dime than il Giro di Lombardia. A hilly circuit around Lake Como ensures lots of climbing and that the bunch is blown to bits before the finish. Add to that its position as the last classic of the season, nestled in amongst the falling leaves of mid-October, and you’re nearly certain the weather will be terrible. The fact that it is being moved from October to September is distressing on several levels, not least that I’m certain the weather will be better. Good for the riders, bad for us; the way you hear some of the race organizers and the UCI talk, you’d almost thing they actually put the riders’ well-being before the amusement of the public. That can’t be right.

But most importantly, the Giro di Lombardia represents the final edition of this year’s VSP. The results are all but buttoned up for Nate, although both Marcus and G’Phant are in with a mathematical chance of taking over the win with a perfect score and Nate pulling a Delgado.

VSP G.C.
1. Nate (120 points)
2. Marcus (109 points)
3. G’phant (107 points)

(Antipodal VSP Podium. Interesting.)

You know the drill, get your picks in by 5am Pacific on Saturday. Depending on how things go, we may be late to post the final results as the race organizers and the UCI scheduled the event in conjunction with the Seattle Cogal. Oh, and if you don’t know what time 5am Pacific is and your Google Skills are not sufficient to elucidate that for you, I suggest you simply don’t cut it too close.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @ChrisO I haven't seen this and will have to check it out. I have been playing the trivia quiz on Cycling Revealed every Monday and have been holding mid-pack on scores. anyone else on that one? I am Karl Hungus on that site.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @ChrisO

    Buck, I have contemplated your reply, wondering if it is some sort of ninja ultra-haiku from which I will divine not only your view on Fantasy Cycling but also the meaning of our existence.

    Clearly I am an unworthy grasshopper for I have utterly failed.

    As Confucius said... give us a hint ?

  • @ChrisO

    So, while we wait in breathless antici
    pation for the VSP to begin again, has anyone started doing Fantasy Cycling ?
    Road.cc have an excellent and free game which has been updated for this season with a really good interface.
    I'm there already (Desert Dogs, under abudhabichris) but if other people want to join or are already in we could set up our own mini-league.

    Actually I had said that I had not heard of that site but was going to check it out.

    I also had asked if anyone had been playing the winter Monday Cycling Revealed trivia game? I have been and have been getting about mid pack. My name is Karl Hungus on that site.

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