Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia

Bugno leads the 1990 Giro

In the 1990 Giro, a relatively unknown cyclist named Gianni Bugno lit the cycling world on fire by winning the first stage, thereby taking the Maglia Rossa. That wasn’t so surprising in itself; what was surprising was that the little bugger managed to hold the jersey all the way to Milan, a feat previously only accomplished by Binda and Merckx postwar, and prewar legend Costante Girardengo.

This all happened in the age before smartphones and social media; while these days a stealth strike on the World’s Most Wanted Dude gets live-tweeted, in 1990 it took until well after I knew Greg LeMond had won the Tour de France before I found out that Bugno had won the Giro. Reading about the feat in Winning magazine, Bugno instantly became one of my heros and went on to cast himself into a bronze statue of Rad by being one of the few riders able to challenge Indurain in the following years. (He also possessed the mental frailty that seems to be common among my favorite riders.  There’s something Shakespearean about heros with flaws that I simply can’t resist.)

The Giro d’Italia is just prestigious enough to be the maker of champions. It’s isn’t made up of a downgraded field like the Vuelta, but it also ins’t as popular as the Tour where only the best riders on the best teams seem to stand a chance. Every Giro produces a revelation that goes onto great things; that’s one of the key reasons this is my favorite Grand Tour: the field is strong enough to have serious contenders, but weak enough to let an outsider play. It’s perfect.

Aside from a well-balanced field, the geography of Italy lends itself to a better three week race than do France or Spain. Many European companies are defined by natural borders such as mountains or water, which generally means the mountains and great bodies of water lie at the borders with plains in between. (Or, as is the case with the Netherlands, beneath.) Italy is unique in that it is narrow and has mountainous terrain in nearly every region. Whereas the first week(s) of the Tour and Vuelta feature mostly flat stages suited for the sprinters and little else, the Giro’s first week generally contains several mountaintop finishes. The difficulty of a typical Giro’s first week means that riders who ride strongly there typically fade towards the end, while riders who were weak on the first climbs may come on strong as the race closes down.  The result is a tight race from start to finish with regular changes in leadership. Except in 1990. And whatever years those other three guys who did what Gianni did.

This year’s Giro will celebrate the 150th anniversary of the unification of Italy by making strong men cry. Forty major climbs, and 7 mountain top finishes, one of which involves climbing Mount Etna twice. (Welcome to Sicily, assholes. You get to ride up the most active volcano on Earth twice.) I have it on the excellent authority of a man down the pub that Contador is stocking up on extra drugs even as I write this in an attempt to quiet the rattle of his skinny little bones in his spanish boots.

With that we kick off the best Grand Tour of the year, and the first test of our Grand Tour VSP Software.  The other VSP editions have been a piece of cake. Grand Tours include free “swapping of the picks” logic whenever a rider in a contestent’s pick list drops out. We have rest day swaps for 2 or 4 points each, depending on which rest day it is. Our system is supposed to handle all of this smoothly and seamlessly. We’ll see.

Read the scoring guidelines, work out your strategy, dope up on clairvoyance drugs (alcohol) and chuck your picks up. As usual, the winner of this VSP edition will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free personalized Velominati Shop Apron. If you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the designated area above the posts section, bearing in mind that entry/modification of picks closes at 5am Pacific time on the day of the race. You are eligible to swap picks at no penalty for your picked riders who drop out; rest day picks each come at a 2 point penalty for the first rest day, 4 points each for the second.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Okay, I read the guidelines but just to confirm - we are picking the top 5 finishes in GC, right?

    I guess it's just a sick fantasy/nightmare that we would be picking the top five for every stage. We'd all lose our jobs & VMHs if we had to make that many picks!

  • As a point of order: what happens if Contador wins but subsequently has his win revoked and is suspended?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Contador
    2. Vinnie Nibbles
    3. J-Rod
    4. Iggie's Anton
    5. Da Mench

  • Subject to amendment if/when I get time to really think about this. Which I probably won't.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather
    2. Mashi Niblick
    3. Jay Rawd
    4. ScarfacePony
    5. Menacing Denis

  • Here's a great shot from the 1990 Giro. I'd never seen this before.

    @Ron

    Okay, I read the guidelines but just to confirm - we are picking the top 5 finishes in GC, right?

    Just the GC, thankfully. Though we will do a few improtu VSPs for bonus points during the race; if there is a cool/exciting stage, we'll chuck up a VSP for extra points.

    @Steampunk

    As a point of order: what happens if Contador wins but subsequently has his win revoked and is suspended?

    So long as that fuck knuckle doesn't get suspended before the end of the race, we won't change anything, as has been our approach with the other editions. We're predicting the race as it is, as it comes. Post-race offenses don't come into play.

    Not that the UCI has the balls to do anything about it anyway. Just like with Valverde, they'll let him keep his 2011 results saying there's been no evidence of doping during these races. Fucking twatwaffles, the lot of them.

    BTW, We didn't do a jersey comp last year and I'm debating whether it has enough value to continue. I may add the functionality to pick points and climbers jerseys before the race starts. Have to finish a few other higher-priority bits first.

  • This should be a lot of fun. I just wish it was televised here, I will have to watch it online, for a price :^(

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Contador
    2. J. Rodriguez
    3. Nibali
    4. Kreuziger
    5. Menchov

  • Bring on the Grand Tours! I just wish Cuntador was out so Porte could have another crack at the title.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Nibbles
    2. Cuntador
    3. Menchov
    4. J-Rod
    5. Kreuziger

  • If Contador is banned by the CAS he will lose all of his results since his positive test at the 2010 Tour.

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