Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia

Bugno leads the 1990 Giro

In the 1990 Giro, a relatively unknown cyclist named Gianni Bugno lit the cycling world on fire by winning the first stage, thereby taking the Maglia Rossa. That wasn’t so surprising in itself; what was surprising was that the little bugger managed to hold the jersey all the way to Milan, a feat previously only accomplished by Binda and Merckx postwar, and prewar legend Costante Girardengo.

This all happened in the age before smartphones and social media; while these days a stealth strike on the World’s Most Wanted Dude gets live-tweeted, in 1990 it took until well after I knew Greg LeMond had won the Tour de France before I found out that Bugno had won the Giro. Reading about the feat in Winning magazine, Bugno instantly became one of my heros and went on to cast himself into a bronze statue of Rad by being one of the few riders able to challenge Indurain in the following years. (He also possessed the mental frailty that seems to be common among my favorite riders.  There’s something Shakespearean about heros with flaws that I simply can’t resist.)

The Giro d’Italia is just prestigious enough to be the maker of champions. It’s isn’t made up of a downgraded field like the Vuelta, but it also ins’t as popular as the Tour where only the best riders on the best teams seem to stand a chance. Every Giro produces a revelation that goes onto great things; that’s one of the key reasons this is my favorite Grand Tour: the field is strong enough to have serious contenders, but weak enough to let an outsider play. It’s perfect.

Aside from a well-balanced field, the geography of Italy lends itself to a better three week race than do France or Spain. Many European companies are defined by natural borders such as mountains or water, which generally means the mountains and great bodies of water lie at the borders with plains in between. (Or, as is the case with the Netherlands, beneath.) Italy is unique in that it is narrow and has mountainous terrain in nearly every region. Whereas the first week(s) of the Tour and Vuelta feature mostly flat stages suited for the sprinters and little else, the Giro’s first week generally contains several mountaintop finishes. The difficulty of a typical Giro’s first week means that riders who ride strongly there typically fade towards the end, while riders who were weak on the first climbs may come on strong as the race closes down.  The result is a tight race from start to finish with regular changes in leadership. Except in 1990. And whatever years those other three guys who did what Gianni did.

This year’s Giro will celebrate the 150th anniversary of the unification of Italy by making strong men cry. Forty major climbs, and 7 mountain top finishes, one of which involves climbing Mount Etna twice. (Welcome to Sicily, assholes. You get to ride up the most active volcano on Earth twice.) I have it on the excellent authority of a man down the pub that Contador is stocking up on extra drugs even as I write this in an attempt to quiet the rattle of his skinny little bones in his spanish boots.

With that we kick off the best Grand Tour of the year, and the first test of our Grand Tour VSP Software.  The other VSP editions have been a piece of cake. Grand Tours include free “swapping of the picks” logic whenever a rider in a contestent’s pick list drops out. We have rest day swaps for 2 or 4 points each, depending on which rest day it is. Our system is supposed to handle all of this smoothly and seamlessly. We’ll see.

Read the scoring guidelines, work out your strategy, dope up on clairvoyance drugs (alcohol) and chuck your picks up. As usual, the winner of this VSP edition will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free personalized Velominati Shop Apron. If you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the designated area above the posts section, bearing in mind that entry/modification of picks closes at 5am Pacific time on the day of the race. You are eligible to swap picks at no penalty for your picked riders who drop out; rest day picks each come at a 2 point penalty for the first rest day, 4 points each for the second.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank
    I think that's being a bit harsh. Wheel sucking? The race I saw today had Sack-O bank driving the pace with a protected race leader who then responded to attacks on the critical section of the day. He was egging Vincenzo on to take a turn and was trading pace with him all the way up the Zoncolon until he buried him at the end. He didn't need the stage win, surely could have gotten it if he wanted it, but let a countryman take it who rode the stage of his career. Contador was racing bikes today, fair and square and displayed why he's untouchable. Douchenozzle, lack of pinache, doper, perhaps, but let's be fair.

  • RedRanger :
    What did I miss by having to be at work?

    Well, Frank introduced "weasel-fucking" to the extensive multi-cultural vocabulary of bicycle racing. I'd say that was pretty big.

  • @Marko

    He was egging Vincenzo on to take a turn and was trading pace with him all the way up the Zoncolon until he buried him at the end

    Show me one meter where he took the lead and drove the pace before he attacked. He sat on the entire way; first behind Scarponi, then Nibali. Nibbles even asked him for help and he refused. Which is Ok if you are the leader because it's up the others. But then to attack is typical Contador classlessness. That is why I hate him.

  • @Marko
    Agreed. He definitely gifted that one to Anton. A crazy stage today route-wise too. Crostis climb taken out, and then shortened again.

  • Here I am wearing the maglia rosa again...do I get an extra prize if I wear it for 2 years in a row? Just waiting Menchov to get in the top 5...come on Invisible Denis!

  • @frank
    I was ready to write that after this stage there's not a slight possibility to stand Contador, then I read you comment and I couldn't agree more.
    Today Contador played with his opponents especially with Nibali, not a classy rider at all, not at all a 'gentle champion' that for me is the highest level of a cycling champion.

  • Man, what sort of batteries is that kid running? He's made the entire field look like, worm infested, lame assed donkeys! Who else in the world can dominate like that over 3 days in the mountains? Just wish I could believe he's not a douchebag,gerbilweenered, COTHO dope fiend. Astonishing.

  • frank:
    @Steampunk
    Honestly, though, the guy has no sense of sportsmanship. If he wants to fight for time bonuses etc, don't fucking suck wheels. If you are happy with your lead and want to leave it up the rivals to take their initiative and fight you, then fine. But don't fucking play both games. That's what Garmvelo did at Roubaix, too, and it's disgusting. You can't have it both ways.
    Don't be a douche, play fair, play right, lay down The V and win.

    1. I was being sarcastic.

    2. This is a little over the top, isn't it? He's already destroyed the field, hasn't he? Surely he's earned the right to ride defensively today in order to store energy for the next climbs. The onus was on someone else to beat him. Big points to Anton"”he picked a nice stage to go for his stage win (as he suggested at the start of the Giro; playing possum?)"”but surely Nibali, Scarponi and the others need to beat Contador. We'd only be complaining if he put another three minutes into each of them today and bemoaning the fact that the Giro was already over and out of reach.

    3. Not that I'm defending Contador; just the tactics.

    4. How much do you suppose Nibali misses Szmyd who's been ill? He was the engine in the Liquigas train last year in the mountains. He's been conspicuous in his absence this time around, and I suspect Nibali could really use him...

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