Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2012

Vittorio Adorni crosses the snow-covered Stelvio pass

After a winter of long training rides that offered more in the way of numb extremities than it did in acute enjoyment, I have to say that the warming of the air and brightening of the skies have served to remind me that while I love riding in bad weather, I certainly don’t have anything against riding when its nice out.

But dont think for a minute that this quells my desire to watch the Pros battle the elements as well as each other and, quite frankly, after a Spring Classics campaign that gave us only fleeting tastes of Rule #9 Glory, I welcome the arrival of the 2012 Giro d’Italia which holds the distinction of being held in the worst weather and over the worst roads. Come July, I’ll get just as wound up as anyone about the biggest racing spectacle of the year, but in my heart, the Giro d’Italia is the best Grand Tour of the three.

All that said, I’m a little disappointed to see that the Giro starts in Denmark. Not that I have anything against Denmark – lovely place – it’s just that this choice takes us away from the classical Giro opening week involving a mountaintop finish or two and gives us a Tour de France-style opening week of flat stages and crosswinds. We’ll have to wait almost two weeks before we start seeing the riders cross the highest passes and hitting the uphill finishes, though the final week does appear to set us up for considerable fireworks as the second-last stage will see the riders cross the Mortirolo and finish atop the Stelvio.

What does this mean for the VSP? Quite a bit, actually. Bearing in mind the changes we’ve made to the Rest-Day picks from the years past, it means that as the race settles out, those who have made changes to their lineup on the first rest day will not have the opportunity to do so again on the second rest day. And, those who wait for the second day will see steep penalties tallying up against their totals. But on the line is a Symbol Pack, the chance to post for the rest of year with the Maglia Rosa VSP Badge and, of course, the grand prize of the personalized Shop Apron. Check the start list and with any divine beings that you might be able to influence, and then get your picks in by the time the countdown timer goes to zero at 5am Pacific on the 5th May.

For reference, please review the new Grand Tour scoring and penalty guidelines. Also note that since these new rules required new coding and this represents the first Grand Tour, there is always the chance that there are defects in the code. Watch your picks and your points as we move through the event and alert us of any anomalies. If your points seem wrong, use the dispute function to alert us of the matter; complaints in the posts feed to this effect will be ignored. Finally, don’t leave anything to the last minute so we have time to fix any problems before its too late. Good luck.

Scoring:

Readers who wish to enter shall enter their predictions for the top five placings on General Classification of each Grand Tour by 5am on the day of the first stage or prologue.

Points

Points will be scored as follows: 20 points for first place, 15 for second, 10 for third, 7 for fourth, and 5 for fifth; plus 3 points per rider in the top five regardless of the rider’s placing, but riders are not scored twice.

Changing of the Picks*

Contestants are allowed to make line up changes on one of the rest days of the Grand Tours but not both. These changes will come with a point penalty.  You will be allotted one (1) rest day to make swaps in grand tours. You pick either the first or second rest day. The penalties for swapping will be lower for the first rest day than the second. This will allow you to swap out a rider(s) who gets caught in some first week nervousness with a 5 point penalty for each swap. Or make some go for broke/doomed to fail break-away swap on the second rest day for a 10 point penalty per swap. You make one swap or five on either rest day for the corresponding 5 or 10 point penalty per swap.

Additionally, if one of your riders crashes out, DNF’s, or DNS’s, you may swap them out on a rest day with corresponding penalties if you haven’t already used up your one rest day swap. The only exception to this is riders who are booted from a race for a positive test; if your rider is on the juice and gets chucked off the race, you get a free swap of that rider within 24 hours of the disqualification.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Is there an idea of why Basso was off form? That recent crash or was he just not at his best?

    Gianni - I'm kind of flummoxed that in the middle of the fireworks in the best part of the Giro we had some confusion about celeste. How do ya find the club if ya don't know that color ain't some nonsense for country club women? Weird.

    PGTDS has set in. What am I to do without the Giro to watch today? I'm depressed...

  • @Ron, @Oli
    Yes, that, and I think he had some trouble early in the season with illness etc. He almost gave up his Giro bid in the run-up, but did a massive altitude training camp and felt good enough to give it a shot. Sounded tenuous going in, which is why I thought/hoped he'd ride into his form like 2010 and take it in the last week.

  • @frank
    He'd crashed at both Paris-Nice and Volta a Catalunya so his preparation wasn't ideal, but still he seems to be slipping slowly a level or two below his best.

  • @Marcus

    I am just waiting for all the usual suspects (like Frank) to start ripping into the Giro winner for doing so with no panache? I mean, gee, no stage wins, no big epic effort where he put big time into his enemies? All Hesjedal seemed to do was nip a few seconds here and there and save for a few stages, followed wheels the whole time.

    Disclaimer: I think the whole panache thing is a load of shit brought up by people who try to romanticise bike racing into something that it isn't. And Hesjedal rode perfectly. However I reckon that if a Euro rider (or maybe a certain boy called Cuddles) won a Grand Tour like this you North Americans would have raised the above (completely bullshit) points a long time ago.

    Merckx himself was one of the biggest promoters of "winning with Panache" so I'd say that pretty much solidifies it's relevance in this part of the web.

  • @LA Dave
    You misunderstand my point (or maybe I havent made it properly) - it was all to do with people's favorite riders being labelled as those who ride with panache, and non-favorites apparently riding sans panache.

    As for Merckx, he was, is and always will be about winning. Hence his love for the Tour - because it is so hard, the best rider always wins (this is his logic, not mine). My point is panache is an over-used term and fairly nebulous. It could actually be said that Merckx didn't ride with a heap of panache because he was so good he simply ground his opponents into the dirt or just rode them off his wheel. The true french term panache connotes reckless courage and flair. Merckx maybe had flair in attacking, but reckless courage? Non. He was too good. But arguing over the semantics of a French word. There won't be a result here.

  • @Marcus

    The true french term panache connotes reckless courage and flair.

    Actually, this possibly best describes Merckx's style; he needlessly took enormous risks when there was absolutely no need to, simply because he wanted to. It drove his directeurs absolutely mad when he'd take off with 100km (or more) to go against all tactical sense. There are dozens of examples throughout his career where he did this. Merckx's riding style embodied panache to the maximum.

    Next time you put words in someone's mouth and then start spinning an argument around it - which is bullshit even by your admittedly low standards - at least get the facts that support your invented premise right!

  • My humble submission for the 'Thousand Yard Stare' of the Giro (Thomas De Gendt on Stage 20)

  • @frank
    Once again you choose a small piece of the larger picture to argue against without addressing the main contention - namely that you and many others around here arbitrarily ascribe "panache" or a lack thereof based on personal biases towards or against riders.

    And what's with the use of another "special picture" albeit an improvement on your Dorito snap? Is that meant to somehow signify a victory of sorts in the argument? You disappoint me but do not surprise me Francis.

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