After a winter of long training rides that offered more in the way of numb extremities than it did in acute enjoyment, I have to say that the warming of the air and brightening of the skies have served to remind me that while I love riding in bad weather, I certainly don’t have anything against riding when its nice out.
But dont think for a minute that this quells my desire to watch the Pros battle the elements as well as each other and, quite frankly, after a Spring Classics campaign that gave us only fleeting tastes of Rule #9 Glory, I welcome the arrival of the 2012 Giro d’Italia which holds the distinction of being held in the worst weather and over the worst roads. Come July, I’ll get just as wound up as anyone about the biggest racing spectacle of the year, but in my heart, the Giro d’Italia is the best Grand Tour of the three.
All that said, I’m a little disappointed to see that the Giro starts in Denmark. Not that I have anything against Denmark – lovely place – it’s just that this choice takes us away from the classical Giro opening week involving a mountaintop finish or two and gives us a Tour de France-style opening week of flat stages and crosswinds. We’ll have to wait almost two weeks before we start seeing the riders cross the highest passes and hitting the uphill finishes, though the final week does appear to set us up for considerable fireworks as the second-last stage will see the riders cross the Mortirolo and finish atop the Stelvio.
What does this mean for the VSP? Quite a bit, actually. Bearing in mind the changes we’ve made to the Rest-Day picks from the years past, it means that as the race settles out, those who have made changes to their lineup on the first rest day will not have the opportunity to do so again on the second rest day. And, those who wait for the second day will see steep penalties tallying up against their totals. But on the line is a Symbol Pack, the chance to post for the rest of year with the Maglia Rosa VSP Badge and, of course, the grand prize of the personalized Shop Apron. Check the start list and with any divine beings that you might be able to influence, and then get your picks in by the time the countdown timer goes to zero at 5am Pacific on the 5th May.
For reference, please review the new Grand Tour scoring and penalty guidelines. Also note that since these new rules required new coding and this represents the first Grand Tour, there is always the chance that there are defects in the code. Watch your picks and your points as we move through the event and alert us of any anomalies. If your points seem wrong, use the dispute function to alert us of the matter; complaints in the posts feed to this effect will be ignored. Finally, don’t leave anything to the last minute so we have time to fix any problems before its too late. Good luck.
Scoring:
Readers who wish to enter shall enter their predictions for the top five placings on General Classification of each Grand Tour by 5am on the day of the first stage or prologue.
Points
Points will be scored as follows: 20 points for first place, 15 for second, 10 for third, 7 for fourth, and 5 for fifth; plus 3 points per rider in the top five regardless of the rider’s placing, but riders are not scored twice.
Changing of the Picks*
Contestants are allowed to make line up changes on one of the rest days of the Grand Tours but not both. These changes will come with a point penalty. You will be allotted one (1) rest day to make swaps in grand tours. You pick either the first or second rest day. The penalties for swapping will be lower for the first rest day than the second. This will allow you to swap out a rider(s) who gets caught in some first week nervousness with a 5 point penalty for each swap. Or make some go for broke/doomed to fail break-away swap on the second rest day for a 10 point penalty per swap. You make one swap or five on either rest day for the corresponding 5 or 10 point penalty per swap.
Additionally, if one of your riders crashes out, DNF’s, or DNS’s, you may swap them out on a rest day with corresponding penalties if you haven’t already used up your one rest day swap. The only exception to this is riders who are booted from a race for a positive test; if your rider is on the juice and gets chucked off the race, you get a free swap of that rider within 24 hours of the disqualification.
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@mcsqueak
+1 That is priceless!
The Keepers Tour attendees should also get a laugh from:
"I promised Jesse that we'd watch Flight of the Conchords together. He's my new room-mate. His voice makes me laugh."
@Steampunk
Race leader, team leader, just LEADER. Yates didn't need no stinkin' yellow highlights and no stinkin' yellow bar tape, did he?
As much as the Tour of California is in my highly valued and ultra-important opinion (that's what IMHO means, right? because that's how whatever precedes the acronym usually sounds), an inferior race to the Giro and most other continental events, they are setting the bar on what race coverage should look like. Beautifully done interface, iphone and ipad apps that stream the live video feed (even to the airplane over my ipad yesterday) and - wait for it, wait for it - IT IS FREE.
I am increasingly peeved with the feeds I find through SteepHill because of the ads and all that garbage (SOMEONE MADE A STINKY cutting across the commentary is really not pleasant) and how hard it is to find. We should all be able to go to ilgiro.com, letour.com, parisroubaix.com, etc and watch the race live with video, commentary, a text update with details overlooked by the commentary team, break data, time gaps, route profiles, overall standings, et el.
This is beautiful. If only the race wasn't a training event.
@motor city
Love the product placement too. "Likely cause of death? Esta The."
On a side note, have any of you non-Italians tasted this shit? I mean, I'm a big fan of the Italian palate, but this stuff is sticky sweet and comes in all sorts of weird flavors. But incomprehensibly it's super popular in Italy.
Go figure
@frank
No doubt. BTW, why are you stinking up the Giro thread with AToC ephemera?
@sgt
Have you had Italian beer? proof that not everything Italian is good. but to your question, no I never had it since im not an ice tea fan to begin with.
@sgt
Because I assume the Giro organizers are reading this and will build out a similar service for next year.
@RedRanger
Some Italian hoppy beverages are fine after a hard day out on the bike - did much experimentation on this last year. However some Italian taste is undeniably suspect cf Italian Popular Music; current Lancia cars and Politicians Who Also Run TV Stations.
Whilst I'm at it the Giro is going right past the place we stayed in last summer - happy days.
@frank
You keep telling yourself that.
@RedRanger
Full disclosure. I'm not a drinkin' man (any more), so no. I've figured out that l'acqua gassata is so cheap in Italia, I rarely drink anything but that or cafe when I'm in country.
@frank
Try out the RAI iPhone or iPad apps. Rave review here (scroll down).