Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2014

Johan Vandevelde wears a snow helmet on the Gavia during the ’88 Giro.

For the simple reason that the Cobbled and Ardennes Classics are behind us, I have not alternative but to get back on my soap box about the Giro being the best of the three Grand Tours. Well, usually, at least. Last year’s race sucked the big one (even if it was supremely Rule #9), but for the most part it is the race that is the most closely contested of the three. There are mountains everywhere Italy meaning there are less bunch sprints, the weather is completely unreliable, and the slightly lower calibre of rider seems hungrier. Or maybe the reduced pressure means riders aren’t quite as stressed out and are able to funnel that extra energy into the race.

My favorite Giro is a hard one to pick out, but its either the 1988 Giro when Andy Hampsten took the win after freezing himself stiff with Erik Breukink on the Gavia or when Pantani took his in 1998. I’ve been watching the ’98 Giro during my morning turbo sessions and Merckx-oh-me, that was an All-Drugs Olympics nail-biter. ’98 is also an interesting contrast to ’88; in just a decade, the technology had changed so much but more than that, the doping atmosphere in the sport transformed completely. From Hampsten’s Giro, EPO went from just being dabbled with on the fringes to being abused by leaders and domestiques alike by the time Pantani won. Hampsten wrote a nice piece about racing against dopers in Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race. He described the various side-effects that the popular drugs of his era had, such as bloating and a tendency to make the user over-estimate their abilities. Amphetamine made the riders do stupid things, cortisone made them retain water, and steroids made them heavy; a clean rider could use those factors to their advantage. A far cry from the rocket fuel that allowed humble domestiques to big ring up major alpine passes.

Why am I talking about drugs? There’s a race starting in a few days, people! This is our first Grand Tour, and the picks are worth more points, not to mention that strategy starts to play into things with the chance to swap your picks out on either of the rest days – at a certain point penalty. Remember that points are not accumulated; the standings on the last day of the race are what kinds, so keep the long game in mind.

Any points you win count towards the overall prizes plus the winner of this event also gets to post for the rest of the year in the pink jersey badge. So check the start list, review the VSP Grand Tour Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Friday, May 9th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero. There has also been a recent scourge of people putting a rider in more than one place. Two words: Piti Principle, people! Don’t make me do a bunch of extra programming to keep you from being allowed to submit such an obviously unsportsmanlike set of picks. We will mercilessly clear out all your entries should we find you have attempted this.

Also don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, have fun with it, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @ChrisO

    @mouse What is now?

    That's more than an existential question. If someone gave up smoking yesterday/last week/last month/last year are they a non-smoker now?

    When does a doper become rehabilitated? If someone dopes for 10 years and had the benefit of being able to train harder, for longer and recover better do they become a non-doper because they didn't take anything in the last three months?

    I have no concrete idea if any of that applies to Rogers, but he has a lot of bad associations and allegations of the sort that have so often proven correct in the past.

    This. I am no scientist, but I think that the level you can push your body to through the use of PED's, is an adaption that remains after you stop, training is muscle adaption, once you have trained at 11/10 you can probably go there again even when clean.

  • @piwakawaka

    @ChrisO

    @mouse What is now?

    That's more than an existential question. If someone gave up smoking yesterday/last week/last month/last year are they a non-smoker now?

    When does a doper become rehabilitated? If someone dopes for 10 years and had the benefit of being able to train harder, for longer and recover better do they become a non-doper because they didn't take anything in the last three months?

    I have no concrete idea if any of that applies to Rogers, but he has a lot of bad associations and allegations of the sort that have so often proven correct in the past.

    This. I am no scientist, but I think that the level you can push your body to through the use of PED's, is an adaption that remains after you stop, training is muscle adaption, once you have trained at 11/10 you can probably go there again even when clean.

    Gents.  Still not buying it.

    If that were the case, Armstrong would have won 9 TdF's and Contador would have won several more. We know that there are several confirmed ex dopers in the peleton at the moment and they certainly aren't a level above.

    Blood vector doping is a physiological means to increase the "octane" of your blood. If it aint there, you don't have it, whatever your brain might be telling you is possible.  Hamilton describes the sensation of being doped as your body continuing in spite of what your brain might be saying.

    I'm wondering if there isn't a bit of confirmation bias going on here.  Once a doper always a doper is a handy shorthand to paint characters in a certain light. It may not reflect reality of now.

    I, once again admit that I don't know the reality of the situation but I can't help to feel a bit put off by the line of reasoning going on here.

  • @brett

    Missed all the action last night, but sounds like it was all going on... my conclusions:

    Fuck Rogers, I don't know how that piece of shit lies straight in bed at night.

    Spectators are becoming worse, not just for running and interfering, but they leave hardly any road width for the riders to use for attacks or even safe passage. Anyone running alongside should be dragged off the road and beaten.

    Nairo needs a fashion advisor badly. And a conscience after the stage 16 debacle. Hollow win.

    In fact, Pro cycling seems to be getting worse for cheating in ways not just drug-related. I mean, Froome calling for more testing? That's a bold way to deflect suspicion. O'Grady, Rogers, all these cunts lying through their teeth just makes me want to walk away. Take the drugs, but don't take us for fools...

    Rolland is class. Picked him for 4th, and he came through despite my concerns that he may get disinterested. But he's the real deal.

    Think I need a nice mountain bike ride to calm me down!

    Spot on.  If you have followed the sport since at least the mid-90's and you did not think this, then you have drank too much kool-aid.  Virenque or Hincapie anyone???

    And yes, bummed that Rolland did not quite make the podium, your picks be damned!

  • @mouse The articles cited relate to steroid use. No reason to think that the same would apply to EPO, etc. But if it does apply to roids, then convicted roid users should be gone for good. And, personally, I would be happy to see those convicted of blood boosting suffer the same fate, on the basis that they are deemed to also have been at the roids.

  • is totally different J.V. talks about how riders are worse after stoping and sometimes that doesn't go away, there is a good article in velonews about the long term affects of P.E.D's.  b Steroids have a much longer affect on you body than epo steroids can change you permenently epo looks like it does not! I am to lazy to look up the issue It's all out there though

  • @anthony I don't disagree that the duration of the effects of roids and blood boosters may be different.  I simply suggest that, if roid effects are permanent / long-lasting:

    1. a permanent ban for deliberate roid use makes sense; and

    2. perhaps more controversially (and a little bit Old Testamently), anyone caught deliberately using blood boosters should be considered to have also deliberately used roids and also be banned permanently (on the basis that where there's smoke there's fire, and cheating with one drug means you lose the right to be considered innocent until proven guilty re use of others).

  • @mouse the reason his nickname is "Dodger" isn't necessarily just due to his surname...in addition to opening the airways, Clenbuterol is extremely effective at stripping away body fat while not compromising muscle (e.g. very good for one's power to weight). Interesting he got pinged when the peleton were under the impression that they weren't being tested for Clen due to coming from China, yet there wasn't exactly a rash of other positives that would point to tainted food being fed to riders.

    Let's have a look at when he won his 3 TT rainbows:

    '03 - Came 2nd to Millar who had it stripped due to EPO use & recorded the same time as Uwe Peschel (from that squeaky clean Gerolsteiner squad)

    '04 - Beat Michael Rich (another of Gerolsteiner's stars) & Vino (we all know his TT tactics)

    '05 - Beat Ivan Guttierez & Faboo on his way up

    Of those 3, that last one is the only one I'd look at & not question based on his company on the podium.

  • O and by the way fucking Quintana may have bad taste in fasion but he is so fucking calm and ruthless, that kid fucking rules. He's a Killer!

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