Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2015

This is the most exciting thing that’s happened in Cycling since April. Yes, that’s a full two weeks with nothing exciting happening and its been killing me. I know its been killing you, too.

I love the Giro, the master alchemist of bad weather and big mountains that keeps the racing exciting from the first day through the last. You can generally count on enough climbing in the first week to see the leadership bounce around like one of those singing ping pong balls on Sesame Street. The race has its fair share of provenance as well, with many a legendary battle fought between legendary riders.

This year’s race is also remarkable for the fact that a GC rider is not only racing both the Giro and the Tour, but for Contador’s publicly stated objective of doing the Giro-Tour double, a feat not matched since Pantani crushed it back in 1998. That is an awesome goal, I just wish it was a goal set forth by a rider I could get enthusiastic about. A quick scan of the start list has me wondering who is made of the same stuff Bertie, and I’m coming up short. Uran Uran and Pozzovivo are the standouts; and I have serious doubts about Porte being able to come up with the goods, not to mention my boy Ryder who, despite having actually won the Giro, does not inspire confidence in his ability to repeat the feat. It is looking like energy bars may be Contador’s biggest rival for the title, like in last year’s Tour.

Now that I’ve given you three paragraphs of useless drivel that you’ve probably already skipped over, I feel comfortable getting down to Road Tacks. This is the Giro, people, lots of points at stake. And those points are going towards amazing prizes including a Jaeger frame and a Café Roubaix wheelset. There is plenty of time for you to Delgado the thing, too, so my advice is that you avoid doing that. Give yourself enough time to enter your picks so if something has gone amuck, you have time to hit “reload” or come back V minutes later to try again before the event closes. Remember, your procrastination in this matter will not result in the only Keeper with database skills diving into the backend to enter your picks for you. (And if you do encounter a problem, please be so kind as to take a screenshot and upload it as the descriptor “it didn’t work” doesn’t help us debug the problem.)

The scoring for the Grand Tours is a tad more involved than the one-day races, so look them over before making your prognostications. (One of the best things about the VSP is that I usually get to use the word “prognostication”, an opportunity one should always relish.)

So get your picks in before the countdown clock goes to zero, hit the go button, and good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @RobSandy

    I call whinning, is there a Rule? I feel your pain, you had me at the snapped spoke but then it just got ugly, you sound like a geriatric who's lost the V.

    Feel better so you can get in some long km's.


    @1860

    That was a long gallop up hill too so the temptation to go early makes for trouble... Here's what the winner said:

    Viviani said he knew Hofland’s was a good wheel to follow after the Dutchman’s victory at the Tour de Yorkshire last week. “I knew he was in good form. Greipel made a really long start to the sprint, perhaps too long. But I knew the final bit was a little bit uphill so I waited for exactly the right moment to start my sprint. I’m really, really happy.”

  • [ The Emperor voice ] "Good… good… Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant."

  • Ouch, regardless of VSP that doesn't look good for Pozzovivo.

    Don't like the way he's lying in the road like that.

  • @ChrisO

    Ouch, regardless of VSP that doesn’t look good for Pozzovivo.

    Don’t like the way he’s lying in the road like that.

    Yeah that didn't look good at all.

  • At least the race doctor quote just then was "He's out of serious life threatening danger".

  • Jayzus - first Uran's main gregario for the hills breaks a collar bone, and now Pozzovivo gone - my Top 5 is taking a hit and we are only in 3rd stage!!

  • Yech.  Lost his front wheel but looking as if sliding on your face like that is not good.

  • Seems like he's alright, if a bit beaten up.

    I was reading an article just today which mentioned that Jens Voight had done a count in the 2012 Tour and said that 75% of the finishers had hit the deck at least once.

    Another writer, Dan Coyle, had estimated that in any given year each and every pro had a 25% chance of spending at least two weeks out injured.

    Not a job for the faint-hearted.

  • @Teocalli

    Yech.  Lost his front wheel but looking as if sliding on your face like that is not good.

    haven't seen photos - sounds gruesome. hope he is well medicated!

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