This is the most exciting thing that’s happened in Cycling since April. Yes, that’s a full two weeks with nothing exciting happening and its been killing me. I know its been killing you, too.
I love the Giro, the master alchemist of bad weather and big mountains that keeps the racing exciting from the first day through the last. You can generally count on enough climbing in the first week to see the leadership bounce around like one of those singing ping pong balls on Sesame Street. The race has its fair share of provenance as well, with many a legendary battle fought between legendary riders.
This year’s race is also remarkable for the fact that a GC rider is not only racing both the Giro and the Tour, but for Contador’s publicly stated objective of doing the Giro-Tour double, a feat not matched since Pantani crushed it back in 1998. That is an awesome goal, I just wish it was a goal set forth by a rider I could get enthusiastic about. A quick scan of the start list has me wondering who is made of the same stuff Bertie, and I’m coming up short. Uran Uran and Pozzovivo are the standouts; and I have serious doubts about Porte being able to come up with the goods, not to mention my boy Ryder who, despite having actually won the Giro, does not inspire confidence in his ability to repeat the feat. It is looking like energy bars may be Contador’s biggest rival for the title, like in last year’s Tour.
Now that I’ve given you three paragraphs of useless drivel that you’ve probably already skipped over, I feel comfortable getting down to Road Tacks. This is the Giro, people, lots of points at stake. And those points are going towards amazing prizes including a Jaeger frame and a Café Roubaix wheelset. There is plenty of time for you to Delgado the thing, too, so my advice is that you avoid doing that. Give yourself enough time to enter your picks so if something has gone amuck, you have time to hit “reload” or come back V minutes later to try again before the event closes. Remember, your procrastination in this matter will not result in the only Keeper with database skills diving into the backend to enter your picks for you. (And if you do encounter a problem, please be so kind as to take a screenshot and upload it as the descriptor “it didn’t work” doesn’t help us debug the problem.)
The scoring for the Grand Tours is a tad more involved than the one-day races, so look them over before making your prognostications. (One of the best things about the VSP is that I usually get to use the word “prognostication”, an opportunity one should always relish.)
So get your picks in before the countdown clock goes to zero, hit the go button, and good luck.
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I'm convinced that the human race is suffering from a virus that is disabling the common sense gene. It's so rampant throughout life it's the only thing I can think of to cause all the stupidity around.
@rfreese888
I stand by my earlier prediction that crashes will take out the majority of the main contenders...
@Teocalli
My prediction: the scourges of the 21st century will be obesity and narcissism. I don't know if it's common sense is being lost as much as it's never being taught/instilled/built up and/or people are just selfish fucks, as wiscot pointed out.
I like people, plenty of good folks out there, but I sadly don't really enjoy going out in public much these days. Everyone is just playing with their phone, whether driving a car, eating at a restaurant, or with friends at the pub. I'm depressed by how many people are wholly distracted from the life they're living.
Interestingly, the VMH tuned in to PBS last night and they had a documentary on Haleakala. They spoke to a variety of scientists, researchers, spiritualists, etc. and most spoke about the peace, calm and silence of the place. And how a person can really find their inner spirit there. They even had some tall dude cyclist who liked to ride there and he talked about being transported to another place. Sadly, it was not our Frank.
@VeloJello
Prophetic!
Colli, getting medical care and good pain management, displaying a Fantastic attitude:
@PeakInTwoYears
Good to see his hand/fingers work after that one. I bet he has an interesting Xray to show the grandkids one day. "And this shard was part of my humerus."
@Ccos
My thoughts exactly. In that sense, he's a lucky man.
Luca Paolini - Genova, Giro d'Italia 2015
Astanabots
@Pedale.Forchetta
Intimate image, like being right there. I think I would get along with Luca. Thank you Pedale