The Prophet crushes fools on the way to the Tre Chime in the '68 Giro
This is the most exciting thing that’s happened in Cycling since April. Yes, that’s a full two weeks with nothing exciting happening and its been killing me. I know its been killing you, too.
I love the Giro, the master alchemist of bad weather and big mountains that keeps the racing exciting from the first day through the last. You can generally count on enough climbing in the first week to see the leadership bounce around like one of those singing ping pong balls on Sesame Street. The race has its fair share of provenance as well, with many a legendary battle fought between legendary riders.
This year’s race is also remarkable for the fact that a GC rider is not only racing both the Giro and the Tour, but for Contador’s publicly stated objective of doing the Giro-Tour double, a feat not matched since Pantani crushed it back in 1998. That is an awesome goal, I just wish it was a goal set forth by a rider I could get enthusiastic about. A quick scan of the start list has me wondering who is made of the same stuff Bertie, and I’m coming up short. Uran Uran and Pozzovivo are the standouts; and I have serious doubts about Porte being able to come up with the goods, not to mention my boy Ryder who, despite having actually won the Giro, does not inspire confidence in his ability to repeat the feat. It is looking like energy bars may be Contador’s biggest rival for the title, like in last year’s Tour.
Now that I’ve given you three paragraphs of useless drivel that you’ve probably already skipped over, I feel comfortable getting down to Road Tacks. This is the Giro, people, lots of points at stake. And those points are going towards amazing prizes including a Jaeger frame and a Café Roubaix wheelset. There is plenty of time for you to Delgado the thing, too, so my advice is that you avoid doing that. Give yourself enough time to enter your picks so if something has gone amuck, you have time to hit “reload” or come back V minutes later to try again before the event closes. Remember, your procrastination in this matter will not result in the only Keeper with database skills diving into the backend to enter your picks for you. (And if you do encounter a problem, please be so kind as to take a screenshot and upload it as the descriptor “it didn’t work” doesn’t help us debug the problem.)
The scoring for the Grand Tours is a tad more involved than the one-day races, so look them over before making your prognostications. (One of the best things about the VSP is that I usually get to use the word “prognostication”, an opportunity one should always relish.)
So get your picks in before the countdown clock goes to zero, hit the go button, and good luck.
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Yahhhhhnnnn
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I'm not sure my earlier picks mapped, as they show up when I log in, but not in the comments, where they might contribute to a drooling 1000 yard stare.
All the favorites have a reason as to why they won't win, but I think Bertie has enough experience hopefully to ignore Oleg mooning him with his flabby white butt cheeks from the DS car.
Aru is literally all mouth, a Chesire cat who may have accidentally macro'ed his micro-dosing and came up with shit for an excuse. Aru,
Porte is Porte; bad things keep happening in Grand Tours for a reason. It's not his fault, it's just him.
I don't usually not pick someone for doping but Zakarin is a bike change away from beating Tony Martin in a TT too far.
Anyway, it was nice to wear the stripey rainbow jersey for awhile. Thanks for that.
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No one can touch ContHO.
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@dancollins
I I swear on a stack of carbon spacers that I had no idea that I picked the same 5 as you.
@Jay
only two weeks...
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@xyxax
I figured you didn't pay any attention to my picks. I just thought it would be no fun to have the same picks as the guy right ahead of me. We will probably both be wrong and passed by everyone else anyway!
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