Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2015

This is the most exciting thing that’s happened in Cycling since April. Yes, that’s a full two weeks with nothing exciting happening and its been killing me. I know its been killing you, too.

I love the Giro, the master alchemist of bad weather and big mountains that keeps the racing exciting from the first day through the last. You can generally count on enough climbing in the first week to see the leadership bounce around like one of those singing ping pong balls on Sesame Street. The race has its fair share of provenance as well, with many a legendary battle fought between legendary riders.

This year’s race is also remarkable for the fact that a GC rider is not only racing both the Giro and the Tour, but for Contador’s publicly stated objective of doing the Giro-Tour double, a feat not matched since Pantani crushed it back in 1998. That is an awesome goal, I just wish it was a goal set forth by a rider I could get enthusiastic about. A quick scan of the start list has me wondering who is made of the same stuff Bertie, and I’m coming up short. Uran Uran and Pozzovivo are the standouts; and I have serious doubts about Porte being able to come up with the goods, not to mention my boy Ryder who, despite having actually won the Giro, does not inspire confidence in his ability to repeat the feat. It is looking like energy bars may be Contador’s biggest rival for the title, like in last year’s Tour.

Now that I’ve given you three paragraphs of useless drivel that you’ve probably already skipped over, I feel comfortable getting down to Road Tacks. This is the Giro, people, lots of points at stake. And those points are going towards amazing prizes including a Jaeger frame and a Café Roubaix wheelset. There is plenty of time for you to Delgado the thing, too, so my advice is that you avoid doing that. Give yourself enough time to enter your picks so if something has gone amuck, you have time to hit “reload” or come back V minutes later to try again before the event closes. Remember, your procrastination in this matter will not result in the only Keeper with database skills diving into the backend to enter your picks for you. (And if you do encounter a problem, please be so kind as to take a screenshot and upload it as the descriptor “it didn’t work” doesn’t help us debug the problem.)

The scoring for the Grand Tours is a tad more involved than the one-day races, so look them over before making your prognostications. (One of the best things about the VSP is that I usually get to use the word “prognostication”, an opportunity one should always relish.)

So get your picks in before the countdown clock goes to zero, hit the go button, and good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Zakarin out Landa in.

    VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Porte
    2. Contador
    3. Uran
    4. Landa
    5. Aru
  • VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Fingerbang
    2. The french door
    3. Aru
    4. Hungry Like the Wolf
    5. Chaves
  • How short was the window for changing picks? I just realised the window has been and gone... Bit annoying...

  • @ped

    I was talking about Aru and Astana this morning with mates while out this morning.. I said, "Dysentery seems to have had a magical effect on Aru, maybe dysentery is a code name." I hope Henderson doesn't get sued for too much.

    On Astana, "Astana's performance has been incredible. Incredible. In the pejorative sense incredible."

  • @Phillip Mercer

    How short was the window for changing picks? I just realised the window has been and gone… Bit annoying…

    Funny thing about "Rest Day Swaps", the window for them is open on the rest day...

  • @Mikael Liddy

    All goodI think its a time zone thing in Australia being so many hours ahead the day is half over before Western Europe's starts so then you have to remember before it ticks over in the mid morning. As it turns out I'm better off not changing as my rider that I wanted to change was Pozzovivio in fifth place and points-wise it aint worth the penalty. Hopefully dysentery's Fabio Aru stays in second for me...

  • @Phillip Mercer yeah it can actually work for us, I remember seeing the counter with a day + a few hours on it yesterday morning at work, probably cos it's set up to open once the stage before the rest day finishes. Still didn't end up switching, conscience doesn't like promoting Aru & I can't figure anyone else to switch out for Uran.

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