Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the Giro, 2016, starting in Apeldoorn, the Netherlands and finishing in Torino, Italy. Here is a provisional start list. The riders make the race so it should be fantastic racing, a race up the whole of the country, for three weeks, what’s not to love? The Giro usually has a crazy stage and we are unsure what this year’s edition holds in that category, maybe more racing at night, or on dirt, bring it on. The Shark, Landa, Malmerde, Uran Uran, even Red Ryder, and more, each have a decent shot at the over all.
We all know the drill, this race starts on Friday so keep your delgado monkey on a tight leash. Consult your personal oracles; there are bike frames, carbon wheels, V-kit and more for the winners of the season-long overall VSP. Further details can be found on the VSP page. Bon chance.
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@wiscot
A-Merckx man, since when did common sense and logic have anything to do with this?
@dinosaurJR
You going to let anyone tell you how to do your job?
It’s all about Worlds and/or Olympics for these guys – what’s the point in dragging themselves over all those mountains and tiring themselves out unnecessarily with little to no chance of further stage wins when they can ease off and fight battles they can win later in the season? They’re just going to get eliminated anyway, most likely…Worlds in particular will be a race for the pure sprinter for the first time since Copenhagen so good luck to them, I reckon.
@Teocalli
Cipo did actually win the Maglia Ciclomino, as it was back then, three times in the 90s. It was the Tour and Vuelta he didn’t ever finish.
@Oli
Yeah I know but I was acting in the best traditions of journalism in not letting facts get in the way of a good story line………
He was certainly economic with his efforts in the latter part of his career (if I remember correctly).
@Teocalli
A-Merckx! Exactly how I feel.
I can’t agree with the proposed Rule, though. It’s completely unenforceable. I would be way too easy to fake an injury or illness. And, as @Oli said, they would probably (certainly) be eliminated in the mountains. “Sorry mates, just had a jour sans and couldn’t make the time cut-off. Guess I’ll pack my bags and go home.”
Quote of the day from Bob deLuxe: [On becoming more of a climber] “The thing is, I’m pretty convinced you can’t change your body. Either it comes with the years or I will continue like this. I consider myself a good bike rider and despite my weight I don’t climb badly.”
In other words, I’m not too fat to climb, or, a new mantra for Velominati.
@MangoDave
Logic and rational thought have no place here.
If their stage wins are forfeit they’ll make it over the Cols, or their teammates will drag them over for the point.
The level of injury required for an exemption will require x-Ray’s showing visible separationor limbs dangling off and illnesses would be of a nature that require isolation. In short riding a grand tour would be preferable to faking ones way out of it.
@Oli
In my head not making the time cut and being eliminated is more honorable way of leaving the race (that wont upset the organisers or the host nation) than simply throwing in the towel. Double super especially whilst in possession of the sprinters jersey.
As others have said this is partially short sighted race planning, partly the way the sport has developed.
It still gets on my tits though.
@chris
Got it! Very persuasive.
@Oli
Oh come on, Oli!!! You know that your statement makes way too much sense but misses the Heart of the Matter by a fucking mile! We’re not here to discuss logic and they science and sense of pro racing, we;’re here for the mythos of it all.
(jeesh, if Oli isn’t correcting horrible grammar then he is being too logical–maybe he’s our version of Spock on the V site???)
@chris
Right there with you, Mate!
@chris
Absolutely. If any of us is selected to ride a Grand Tour we should totally be ashamed to pull out after contesting a few sprints in the first week.
@Teocalli
[pedantic]Upon further research I’ve found that Cipollini last won the Giro’s points jersey in 2002, so towards the end of his Grand Tour career.[/pedantic]
@Oli
OK! The Saeco train was quite a sight I have to admit.
Hate to ruin some folks’ day but Hesjedal isn’t going to make a 3rd week comeback.
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You guys are on it!
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Fellow velominati, can I please seek some clarification on the rules around rest day swaps: I was under the impression that swapping out DNF/DNS riders carries no penalty, yet I got slapped with 20 points for swapping out Landa and Dumolin. Am I in the wrong?
Kruiswijk for Dumoulin.
Additionally, if one of your riders crashes out, DNF’s, or DNS’s, you may swap them out on a rest day with corresponding penalties if you haven’t already used up your one rest day swap.
and one this site unless you are Dutch you are always wrong.
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@piwakawaka
You know Landa’s been out for days, right?
@piwakawaka
Ah! That must be it, reading ‘with corresponding penalties’ as ‘without corresponding penalties’ would explain it. I can’t even use the ‘I’m not Dutch’ excuse.
Mmmm
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I’ll try to salvage something by subtracting a Landa and adding a Chaves.
Is Uran the biggest disappointment of the Giro? Quickstep must be thankful that Cannondale
took him off their hands.
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@Oli
yep, picked him and Tom one and two from the start, willing to spend 10 penalties with the chance of 10 points but to swap Landa costs another 10 penalties for a possible net 5 points so have to leave him.
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@BarTapeMummy
yeah, they used to allow a 24hr window after a rider pulled out to swap them at no penalty. Think it nearly broke @Frank trying to keep up with all the changes.
@piwakawaka
Ah, right. That would explain it. Sorry, I’m not good in these situations.
@Bianchi Denti
Uran is a big disappointment in general. He must be one of the most hyped riders for no results ever.
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Chaves for Uran.
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Kruijswijk for Landa.
Kruijswijk’s stroke yesterday was magnificent. Looked like he was spinning down to the shop for a bag of lollies not crushing the wattmeter.
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Although I had previously posted initial entry results, they weren’t saved in the fields at the bottom of the page, so I have a sneaking suspicion I might be about to get slapped with a 50-point penalty…
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ok. so landa and doumulin are out, kruijswijk and chavez in.
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Never going to recover from all those abandons. Come on Valverde, sort it out!
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well…this is my first VSP, not sure if the switch and losing points is better than no switch and not getting points. Guess we will see.
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n00b q’s: I Delgado’d at the start of this thing and see that I can now swap in riders… but at a 10 point penalty. Can someone confirm that if I were to do so, even if I did well with my picks, I’d still be looking at a loss of points on the over all VSP? Better to just sit out now, yeah?
@Harminator
@Harminator
I think the last time we saw someone looking that rock-solid going uphill was Wiggo in Tour of California 2 years ago. Looked like he was paralysed from the waist up.
Swapping Landa for Chaves and Dumoulin for Kruijswijk. Which I am sure will bring me to a negative total score but we will ask Dutch professors to explain how that works in a TED talk.
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So I can’t make any swaps because a swap was apparently recorded on the first rest day. Bummer, coz I didn’t actually swap any riders, nor the order, and I’m happy with my picks apart from the absent Landa, and would have swapped him for Kruijswijk.
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@stooge
Scratch that. Oops, there it is. The front page said I wasn’t eligible, but when I scrolled down it was open.
Swapping Mr K for Landa – would have been interesting to see how Mikel L went if he was well…Sky and Plan B!
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@stooge
Yeah, you have to also make sure you are signed in. If not, it’ll give you the message “not eligible to make swap”.
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Ahh, good to see Gazprom riding so strongly! I’m sure they’ve made Putin happy. There was an NY Times story two weeks ago on a doctor who was behind the Olympic performance boosting. Two of the dudes colleagues…have turned up dead. Yikes.
Going to be very, very interesting to see how Krooziewick handles this final week.