Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2017

I spy with my little eye a certain Michele Scarponi, who sadly lost his life while out training near his home two weeks ago, in there amongst his teammates after his captain, Nibbles, won the race. I’m torn about a death like Michele’s – we subject ourselves to similar risks every time we climb aboard our bikes and we accept it as part and parcel of our craft. Yet, while every day members of our tribe lose their lives to their trade, it takes a high profile rider to remind us how real that risk is.

But onto lighter topics, Nibali won the Giro last year going downhill, and it happened on the one stage I managed to sleep through which is another way of saying I missed it. But I love waking up to a that WTF feeling only a reshuffled GS can give you.

The race starts Friday morning, which is sooner than I expected, so I’ll stop typing so you can start picking. Get them in by the time the clock goes to zero, and remember that our Grand Tour scoring rules are a little different than the smaller events. So jump on that start list and get prognosticating!

Good luck!

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Teocalli

    Never been so happy to have my poultry VSP trashed. Bravo TD. Great post race interview too.

    I know Tommy D took a dump, but I had no idea he laid an egg! The Dutch chickens finally came home to roost!

  • @wiscot

    @Teocalli

    Never been so happy to have my poultry VSP trashed. Bravo TD. Great post race interview too.

    I know Tommy D took a dump, but I had no idea he laid an egg! The Dutch chickens finally came home to roost!

    Dang - can't even blame that on auto correct.  Though he did come up with a Golden Egg, sort of.

  • @Teocalli

    @wiscot

    @Teocalli

    Never been so happy to have my poultry VSP trashed. Bravo TD. Great post race interview too.

    I know Tommy D took a dump, but I had no idea he laid an egg! The Dutch chickens finally came home to roost!

    Dang – can’t even blame that on auto correct. Though he did come up with a Golden Egg, sort of.

    Not to worry. I had four of the top 5 right, but NITRO.

  • @Rick

     

    Does Tom Dumoulin sh*t in the woods?

    He didn't get that far off the road ! I was gonna say, poor guy, he didn't get that far… but dang man, he won anyways ! So no one is thinking, poor guy, that's for sure. What a stud.

  • @chuckp

    Chapeau to Tommy D aka Dumpy. Got one placing right (Quintana) and the rest NITRO. But enough to move me up to 3rd place in VSP standings. This despite Delgado-ing Gent and les femmes Rhonde. I guess I now actually have to pay attention and take this seriously, eh?

    Astonishingly, I've retained the top spot. Probably more a consequence of most people going with the bookies and picking Quintana for the win. But gosh, I like him even less than I did.

  • Why did I not get my 20 points for getting Tom's first place right? Probably because of this crappy picks entry that did not work. I'm off.

  • @Jansen

    Why did I not get my 20 points for getting Tom’s first place right? Probably because of this crappy picks entry that did not work. I’m off.

    But we'll miss you so much!

  • @Jansen

    Why did I not get my 20 points for getting Tom’s first place right? Probably because of this crappy picks entry that did not work. I’m off.

    I fear you are taking this way, way, way too seriously.  It's a bit of fun.

  • @Jansen

    Why did I not get my 20 points for getting Tom’s first place right? Probably because of this crappy picks entry that did not work. I’m off.

    Also you only need to click on the dispute option against your pick and it will get sorted in the fullness of time. There is not an army of IT folk behind all this and so hiccoughs are to be expected.  Get a grip man.  Rule 5 and 43.

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