Velominati Super Prestige: La Fleche Wallonne 2015

Who doesn’t like a nice, steep, uphill finish after getting your head kicked in for six hours? Not me, assuming I’m not racing. The key feature on this little doozy of a race is the 1.3km long Mur de Huy; doing a wind sprint up this thing has made the world’s best climbers shift into reverse and reduces the winner to a blubbering baboon at the finish line.

We’re looking at some seriously short notice here, folks, so I won’t waste your time writing a witty but rambling scenario of what might happen and how totes amazeballs the prizes for the VSP GC are (*cough* Jaegher *cough* Café Roubaix). Just check out the start list and put your damn picks in already!

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • This just in...situation: normal.

    1. 15:40:05 CEST

      A crash at the front of the peloton as they approach the foot of the Mur de Huy. Dan Martin (Cannondale-Garmin) is down and he seems in some discomfort as he attempts to remount.

  • Damn!

    BMC DS said 'Fleche isn’t really his thing' re Gilbert. How can Fleche not be 'his thing' for  a Walloon?

    Should have gone Costa or Hinao.

  • @Rockkk

    Why all the hate towards Valverde ? Its not like he fucked someones missus

    Fuck Valverde.

    Hey, look at that! He won last year's Flèche Wallonne and was booed on the podium: http://velonews.competitor.com/2014/04/news/valverde-marches-toward-liege-boos-huy_325123

    What that article doesn't say is about the absolute joke Valverde made of the drug ban. Yes, he "served" a 2 year ban, but only after the Italian cycling federation threatened to ban him (I'd say it's because the Spanish federation sticks their head in the sand, but really it's much worse than that).

    It's a Piti (ha! http://cyclocosm.com/2012/01/the-piti-of-an-unrepentant-valverde/ http://inrng.com/2012/01/valverde-did-everything-wrong/) because he's a good rider.

  • Like every other race so fricking far this season, I Delgado!

    Maybe I should ride just a little less and spend just a little more time on here.

  • Ah for Merckx's sake! 1 point for Rodriguez. I was hoping to regain some points from missing Amstel on Sunday...

  • Just call me Sep for lack of Spring results. Hopefully GT's will be better!

  • For a race that's pretty meh until the fireworks at the very end, the finale was pretty meh. Also, I meant to put Purito fourth.

  • Valverde winner - tick

    Rodriguez in top 5 - tick

    Kwiatkowski 33rd - can't win them all I guess

    Martin and Gilbert DNF - WTF ! ?

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