Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013, Stage 19

Dirty Schlecky Love

Since it appears that the descents are where the action is in this year’s Tour de France, we thought we’d forgo our usual Mountain-Top Finish for the Stage VSP and instead go for what I’m guessing might be a real cracker of a stage into Le Grand Bornand. In 2009, the Schleck Tandem hadn’t yet discovered their collective drag chutes and did a stage-winning riding with Bertie pointlessly attacking to drop his own teammate on the run up the final climb.

This year features a bumpy profile which includes two of what I personally have found to be the hardest climbs in the Alps: the Glandon and the Madeleine. They’re going up the easier side of the Glandon (which shares the road with the Col de la Croix de Fer from this side) and then down to the steep side of the Madeleine. Then its over the camel’s back to the Col de la Croix Fry before diving into the valley for the finish.

In my review of that stage in ’09, I was airing my Dirty Schlecky Love on the laundry line, but there is little risk of that happening again this time around, unless Le Petite Schleck finds his patrones between now and then. And lets not forget that Contador is descending like a witch on a broomstick and putting Froome on the ropes in the process. Not to mention, Nairo’s horrible lines on the way down could mean we see a major shuffle on the GC.

Be that as it may, the stage itself will surely go to a breakaway and that’s what we’re here for. So get your picks in by midnight Friday for a chance to win a pair of Bont shoes; the winner will be assisted in selecting the size and will also be helped through the molding process. VSP Points go towards the overall VSP, not the Le Tour VSP. Finally, as this is a Stage VSP, points only go to getting the places right, no bonus points for getting the right rider in the wrong place. Good luck.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Broome lets Porte ride away from the group to win the stage. Daddy need some new shoes.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
    2. nieve
    3. froome
    4. jrod
    5. kreuziger

  • @TBONE

    @PeakInTwoYears

    @TBONE

    All you haters suck my balls

    -Hesjedal

    I wish him joy of his sponsorship, but is that really a very Canadian thing to say?

    yes.

    An entertaining video. Apparently by two brothers who are apparently from Colorado and Nevada.

    Perhaps I can be of assistance. When I sat down just now, I was enjoying the work of a band from Vancouver that you may have heard of.

  • Total crapshoot, but who can resist the allure of new cycling shoes?  A small break stays away, and the GC group rounds out the final two slots.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Johnny Hoogerland
    2. Cadel Evans
    3. Sylvain Chavanel
    4. Nairo Quintana
    5. Joaquím Rodríguez

  • Total crap shoot. Remnants of the break fight for the win and the contenders come in together after movistar and katusha have tried to tear the race to pieces.

    I think there will be a lot of zeroes on this one, myself included...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. rolland
    2. riblon
    3. rodriguez
    4. froome
    5. quintana

  • Come on Ryder and Rolland! Baby needs new shoes! Actually, baby doesn't even exist, and I like my Sidis, but seeing as I'm sitting on zero for the Tour VSP, I'll take just about anything.

  • What's with Ryder's glasses? Off the bike, perhaps (in another colour), certainly not whilst on the bike

  • And there goes Ryder.  Not sure if he is slowing or if Rolland just has ants in his pants but he is leaving Ryder in his dust.

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