Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Chris

    @Deakus Up until a few minutes ago, I was all for giving Froome and Brailsford the benefit of the doubt but now that Contrador has come out in support of Froome's drug free status, I just don't know what to believe.

     

    I've been an angry sports fan for a long time, rabidly screaming about doping, but I've decided I don't care anymore.  When every other sport is so obviously doped well beyond what we have in cycling, and cycling is at least making a show of doing something about it, I'm going to watch, be amazed at what they are doing, and continue to shake my head when it comes out that they are doping.  I will continue to scream about the double standard.  I don't think cycling is clean, but relative to the cesspool that is the NFL, well it looks pretty damn good.

  • I'm not getting into the "Did he or didn't he?!?" conversation about Froome, but I did just watch the 2000 stage up Mont Ventoux where COTHO and Pantani climbed with the afterburners on. That was one hell of a climb by both of them, and the way Lance backed off right at the top was enough to convince me that he's a jerk regardless of the doping scandals.

    I thought the race yesterday was really interesting, even though I needed Steakador to put some time into Froome for my VSP picks to work out. I was really impressed by Quintana, both for the results and the general style. Somebody here commented that Froome looked like a squashed crab humping a radiator and I have to agree - he may be very proficient, but it's painful to watch.

    Looking forward to that double Alpe d'Huez stage!

  • @scaler911

    It's almost a good trade off though: the riding on lightly used, well paved National Forest Service roads (with lot's of categorized climbs, including a HC) is well worth it. Especially given there's hot springs 2 miles from camp to soak in after each each trip to the pain cave.

    Hey, hey, some of us are curious about the location of such things.  There's always backchannel if you're being all secretive...

  • @razmaspaz that last post may have benefited from an emoticon depicting sarcasm.

    I'm not an angry sports fan, apart from maybe a tiny bit of shouting at the TV when southern hemisphere referees butcher a perfectly good game of rugby because understand the rules governing the breakdown or scrummaging.

  • Whether he is juiced or not, I think we can all agree that Froome does not Look Fantastic or have a Casually Deliberate bone in his body.

  • @Nate

    Whether he is juiced or not, I think we can all agree that Froome does not Look Fantastic or have a Casually Deliberate bone in his body.

    Yeah, I think Alex from Pave' Classics said it best, "Today I saw a yellow anorexic earpiece equipped robot climbing the Ventoux. That was ugly..."

  • A good place to elicit something from this "movie poster" on the well-deserved 2nd rest day -- of the VSP!

  • @Nate

    Whether he is juiced or not, I think we can all agree that Froome does not Look Fantastic or have a Casually Deliberate bone in his body.

    Much the same as his likeness -- The Crypt Keeper

  • @unversio

    @Nate

    Whether he is juiced or not, I think we can all agree that Froome does not Look Fantastic or have a Casually Deliberate bone in his body.

    Much the same as his likeness "” The Crypt Keeper

    I thought he was C3PO....?

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