Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @frank

    That reminds me, time to update the standings based on Van Damn dropping out of the top V. @Tartan1749 is starting to look good for the Veloforma, with an incredibly tight race for the Café Roubaix wheels. Just as a FYI, @Tartan1749, I finally rode mine, and it is the tits. Fits like an R3 with the same road feel (you'll know what I mean if you've ridden an R3; the way the wheels hold the road is incredible) but with the stability of a Merckx. And stiffer and more responsive than any bike I've thrown a leg over.

    Provisional Race Results
    1. FROOME Christopher
    2. MOLLEMA Bauke
    3. CONTADOR VELASCO Alberto
    4. KREUZIGER Roman
    5. QUINTANA ROJAS, Nairo Alexander
    Provisional VSP Standings
    1. Tartan1749 (38 points)
    2. Brian (35 points)
    3. edster99 (35 points)
    4. Luke (35 points)
    5. FatSquirrel (35 points)
    6. pete (35 points)
    7. andreplume (35 points)
    8. HeinrichHausslersHairstyle (33 points)
    9. Oblewis (33 points)
    10. spoderman (33 points)
    ...
    340. paolo (0 points)

    Ya, whatever. Shit's going to change big tomorrow. While I don't think I have it perfect, it's still too soon to be talking about who's taking that frame home (me). As @Deakus link showed: the weather is a changin'. 

  • @Tartan1749

    @frank Thanks for the jinx! I was keeping an eye on that today and figured I'd jump ahead of edster99. I'm not entirely confident (ok - not at all) that Mollema can hold 11 seconds on Contador given Al's tendency to attack and Mollema barely hanging on today. I think I'm ok after that. Given the semi mountainous ITT, I think Quintana can hold onto 5th. Will be pins and needles for me, either way!

    I hope it adds to the fun, and doesn't detract. Its very tough to decide if adding prizes adds to the fun or detracts from it. After you lose, it will put you square in the center of the focus group to research the findings.

    I said focus group, so I might as well add a pie chart.

  • @frank Speaking of adding to the fun, it's supposed to rain tomorrow for the TT.  Surely that will produce more Schlecking whinging from Our Race Leader.

  • @Chris

    @Steampunk I rembember reading that a while ago but hadn't realised that it was yours. Strong work.

    I generally can't be arsed discussing doping in cycling with anyone but a small group of people outside of this site and that comes down to the fact that they can't accept that doping is rife in most sports but they don't know that because the testing is either extremely lax or results are routinely covered up.

    On the radio this morning the BBC were discussing the current athletics doping headlines with Jessica Ennis' coach. Not in terms of bans or the scale of the problem but questioning whether the vitamin supplements that many athletes use can be trusted as being free of accidental contamination.

    WTF. With attitudes like that, there is no hope for clean sports.

    "I wasn't doping, honest. But I did buy my vitamin C tablets from the same factory that makes all the banned stuff."

  • @Chris

    @Chris

    @Steampunk I rembember reading that a while ago but hadn't realised that it was yours. Strong work.

    I generally can't be arsed discussing doping in cycling with anyone but a small group of people outside of this site and that comes down to the fact that they can't accept that doping is rife in most sports but they don't know that because the testing is either extremely lax or results are routinely covered up.

    On the radio this morning the BBC were discussing the current athletics doping headlines with Jessica Ennis' coach. Not in terms of bans or the scale of the problem but questioning whether the vitamin supplements that many athletes use can be trusted as being free of accidental contamination.

    WTF. With attitudes like that, there is no hope for clean sports.

    "I wasn't doping, honest. But I did buy my vitamin C tablets from the same factory that makes all the banned stuff."

    Mmmmm, Jessica Ennis.

  • @DerHoggz

    @Chris

    @Chris

    @Steampunk I rembember reading that a while ago but hadn't realised that it was yours. Strong work.

    I generally can't be arsed discussing doping in cycling with anyone but a small group of people outside of this site and that comes down to the fact that they can't accept that doping is rife in most sports but they don't know that because the testing is either extremely lax or results are routinely covered up.

    On the radio this morning the BBC were discussing the current athletics doping headlines with Jessica Ennis' coach. Not in terms of bans or the scale of the problem but questioning whether the vitamin supplements that many athletes use can be trusted as being free of accidental contamination.

    WTF. With attitudes like that, there is no hope for clean sports.

    "I wasn't doping, honest. But I did buy my vitamin C tablets from the same factory that makes all the banned stuff."

    Mmmmm, Jessica Ennis.

    Indeed. I should have posted this to counter the image of pale tattooed flesh in @sthilzy's post.

  • I was going to post a comment about Kreuziger disobeying team orders and having a go for the podium until I scrolled down and got Jess Ennis looking at me.  My mind hasn't gone blank but I'm certainly not worrying about Roman right now.

  • Just noticed a blatant #37 breach by Cunego. Does this guy know the rules? three lashes with a mini-pump for him at the end of the TT and maybe he'll learn his lesson.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Deakus

    @meursault

    @Deakus

    I see that thibaut pinots fear of descending has finally got the better of him and he has gone home....

    Really sad, hope he comes back. Don't know if anyone has already posted it, but his stage win last year, was one of the highlights.

    Him.....or his DS going nuts from the car!

    You mean the great Marc Madiot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvAdfqo43s0

    Love this quote contained therein: "Sean Kelly with his goatee of filth." Classic!

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