Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Easy fellas two full stages to go! Fuck it ya gotta cross the line in Paris too so three stages!

  • @Mikael Liddy

    @Barracuda Jeeee-Sus!!! Even if BD is elligible (and I suspect he is, methinks Brett is just trying to wind him up), you're possibly in for a sweet set of hoops off Dan_R!

    I'm only 5 down on you guys, and if the Roman Cross swaps places with everyone's new favourite coke trafficker, a game of leapfrog may be played.

    btw, I know you're southern based but do you get up to much riding up Adelaide way? Seems ridiculous to have a fellow Velominatus in the backyard without having met.

    Given Ive bitten off every fingernail on both hands due to my F*&king VSP hopes its hard to type, but yes, a few of us southerners do come up your way from time to time.  We did a couple of rides with the Oxygen crew at McLaren Vale over the last couple of weeks and thats pretty cool doing the Ranges....   The "W" as its affectionately known, i.e. up Willlunga Hill and back down, across to Penny;s and back down , then up Wickams and back down ....  Two kids stems the flow of travel much further for new adventures though ...  Victor Harbor and Surrounds it is for the most.

  • @piwakawaka

    Easy fellas two full stages to go! Fuck it ya gotta cross the line in Paris too so three stages!

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story !

  • How to sully a yellow jersey?  It's easy....fail to accept that you are about to blow, bend the rules and send a team-mate back to the car for gels within no feed zone, rather than dealing with it, pushing yourself beyond the limit to deal with your opponents coming back to you.  He had a buffer of 4.5 minutes FFS!  I'm a little disappointed that Hinault didn't punch him and tell him to Harden The Fuck Up on the podium!

    This is my opinion and by definition someone's opinion cannot be wrong as it is theirs and theirs alone.  Feel free to disagree, but you know I'm right.

  • @Mike_P Hmm. Not sure about your logic there. You would appear to accept that someone with an opinion counter to yours cannot be wrong. I would suggest therefore that, if my opinion is not wrong, it is right and given that I do not accept that:

    1. you can have two opposing opinions that are both right; or
    2. your definition that an opinion "cannot be wrong as it is theirs and theirs alone"

    the logical outcome is that you must be wrong.

    More importantly, though, it should be noted that logic is rarely applied or heeded round here. 

    The act of sending Porte back to the car for a snack wasn't that heinous  I don't think any of the other contenders would have done any differently, but to then go on and complain that he'd incurred the penalty rather than Porte and that the team car had suffered a mechanical was fucking pathetic.

    He should have just taken it and if he felt the need to comment, said "I did what I needed to do".

  • @Mike_P

    How to sully a yellow jersey? It's easy....fail to accept that you are about to blow, bend the rules and send a team-mate back to the car for gels within no feed zone, rather than dealing with it, pushing yourself beyond the limit to deal with your opponents coming back to you. He had a buffer of 4.5 minutes FFS! I'm a little disappointed that Hinault didn't punch him and tell him to Harden The Fuck Up on the podium!

    This is my opinion and by definition someone's opinion cannot be wrong as it is theirs and theirs alone. Feel free to disagree, but you know I'm right.

    If by your definition an opinion can't be wrong then it can't be right either. Cycling News forum needs some people with opinions BTW... they've put out an urgent call.

    The rule is for safety purposes. I may be paraphrasing but it says something like:

    "On a mountain filled from top to bottom with drunken idiots who can and will do whatever shit they want, and who historically have been known to punch, spit at, push, obstruct, tangle with, stand in the way of and let their dogs run in front of riders, it is strictly forbidden for team cars to approach riders within the last 5km of stage, just in case anyone was so insane as to attempt such a perilous manouevre."

  • @ChrisO @Chris  Opinion has various definitions depending on the context of its use, but I'm going to plump for this: Noun - judgment or belief not founded on certainty or proof.  I think that just about gives me or anyone the leeway to talk bollocks.

  • Ryder Hesjedal .......  something about his glasses makes me think of "the muppets"

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