Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @brett

    @ChrisO

    @scaler911

    @unversio

    @frank

    Jesus, if you don't like doping talk, then you're following the wrong fucking sport. Keep burying your head in the sand, it might go away. Yeah right.

    As for the racing being exciting, yeah there's been some good stages and great performances from the non-contenders, but the GC was over after Ax3 Domaines. If Froome (the greatest athlete ever in the history of the world that you all seem to believe he is) wasn't there, imagine what a truly great race for the overall it could have been.

    Not to mention that whole kitten-killing thing.

  • @seemunkee

    I think they need cars leading the riders that have old style steam engine cattle catchers that adjust to the width of the road.

    Or they could just scoop up anybody in the way.

  • I think we are all on the same page here... I'm sick of the Tour being a joke, as you all are, but rather than acknowledging that Froome is a dirty cheat, some of us try and believe what we are seeing is credible. Because we've seen it all before, and don't want to get burned again.

  • Committed to focus on more bikinis at the Tour de France for the remainder. And next year!

  • @Tobin Noticed the military personnel that pushed a clown off the road immediately as he began jogging in front of the 2 riders that were coming up. Swift justice!

  • @brett

    I think we are all on the same page here... I'm sick of the Tour being a joke, as you all are, but rather than acknowledging that Froome is a dirty cheat, some of us try and believe what we are seeing is credible. Because we've seen it all before, and don't want to get burned again.

    I wouldn't say that. We don't have the facts to decide if its credible or not, and we have no control over the information that would allow us to make a credible decision.

    So then it comes down to deciding one which viewpoint will balance with my sense of fairness. For me, I think its more unfair to call a clean rider a doper than it is to call a doper a clean rider.

    If/when it turns out he was a liar, its on him. I'd rather have him turn out to be a douche bag than that I accused a hard working, clean rider of cheating. I hate it when I'm accused of cheating or dishonesty because I've spent my life trying to always do the right thing, even when its not popular, cool, or fun; I don't want to do that same thing to others if I can avoid it, especially knowing how hard this sport is.

    I've been around this sport a long time, I know what's happening, I know what they've been up to over the years. I'm not an idiot, and anyone who wants to doubt is well within their right and is well-justified in their thinking. Personally, I can have my heart broken many more times before I'll turn my back on the sport; I'm like a beaten puppy, I'll just keep coming back because all I have in my heart for this Sport is love.

  • @TommyTubolare

    I'm not holding that scale. It would make my arms bulk up too much, lifting that kind of weight. And it sat there in the same setting for a long time, I have no reason to doubt it, though I'd rather have seen the scale hanging from the ceiling.

  • @chrismurphy92

    @VirenqueForever

    Anyone hear of this story from yesterday:

    basically Voigt in no man's land waiting to be caught, tries to give a bidon to a kid, kid gets pushed out of the way by some Dude, Voigt sees it, turns around, goes back down the hill a bit and shames the Dude to give bidon back to the kid - crowd goes wild!

    http://video.lequipe.fr/video/2cf051f2b00s.html

    Another reason why Jens is awesome! Which I spoke French so I could understand completely him telling the story.

    He must have a habit of doing that! He told the same story in his Hardly Serious column in Bicycling.

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