Velominati Super Prestige: Le Tour de France 2013

Robert Millar leads Greg LeMan on the road to l’Alpe d’Huez in 1984

The early eighties saw the tide change in the European Peloton. Components were taking on a new, curvy shape as they left their boxy forms behind. The glint of toe clips in the sun would become a rarer sight as the move towards clipless pedals would take hold in 1985. English speakers were winning the big races classically won by continental Pros.

The 1984 Tour could be my favorite edition of the race. In 1983, the rookie Laurent Fignon had won in the absence of Le Patron, Bernard Hinault. The 1984 race saw the two go head-to-head, with Fignon becoming the one and only person in history to have laughed at Hinault and lived. He did more than live, he won. The new guard was here, and they were making their presence known.

This photo is from the stage to l’Alpe d’Huez. LeMond was riding in support of Fignon, and Robert Millar, in his second Tour, was leading the King of the Mountains competition, which he would eventually win. Millar wrote an account of this stage in Issue 13 of Rouleur, which everyone should make an effort to find a copy of. He describes the attacks that come fast and furious on the penultimate climb in such vivid detail, it makes my guns ache. But worse than that is his and LeMonds effort to hold on to Fignon and Hinault’s wheels in the ride through the valley to Le Bourg d’Oisans and the base of the final climb. It is the perfect description of the suffering of the Cyclist. LeMond, in service to his leader, is on the front one moment as he reels Hinault in after an attack, before being cast into the gutter and the back wheel a moment later when the next attack comes. 

Just as 1984 was a watershed moment in the Pro peloton, 2013 is a watershed year for the VSP. This year we are offering five amazing prizes from five amazing partners.

Prizes

First prize is a Veloforma Strada iR road frame, painted in an exclusive Velominati color scheme with the newly-designed Velominati Super Prestige logo. Please note that this is a brand-spankin’ new frame for Veloforma. The geometry can be reviewed here.

Second prize is a pair of Café Roubaix carbon tubular wheels. The winner of this prize will be given the choice between the sub-1000g Haleakala wheels or a road version of my beloved Arenberg wheelset. As an additional incentive, anyone who enters their picks in the Tour VSP will get a $200 discount on any wheelset at Café Roubaix.

Third prize is a pair of Bont cycling shoes. The winner of this prize will be assisted in selecting the size, color, and model of shoe.

Fourth prize is a Flandrian Best kit from DeFeet consisting of a wool U-D-Shirt, Arm Skins, Kneekers, Slipstreams, and a pair of V-Socks.

Fifth prize is a wool jersey from our Keepers Tour tour partners, Pavé Cycling Classics.

Many thanks to each of our sponsors for providing such exciting prizes.

Rules

Enter your picks for the top five riders on G.C. by the time the countdown clock goes to zero; Grand Tour scoring rules apply. Check the mapping of your picks by the end of Stage 1 and use the dispute system should it be mapped incorrectly.

We will be enforcing Piti Principle rules much more closely. We will be accepting pick disputes through the start of Stage 2. After that, it will be at The Keepers’ discretion as to whether or not we allow the dispute. If your pick is ambiguous and we map them to the wrong rider, make sure you check your disputes before the deadline; we may reject the dispute after that time. For example, should both Tony and Dan Martin take the start and you enter “Martin” as your pick, we will pick one for you and you will have to live with it if you forget to dispute it before the deadline.

Good luck, and Merckxspeed.

Update: This is the same paint scheme that the winner will have, except the VSP Winner’s Badge will be replacing the V-Lion.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @seemunkee

    @Chris

    Fucking loved the balls of this guy:

    From the look on his face and where he is staring, they have have fallen off.

    Excellent, +1 nomination.

    Either that or his soigneur has just old him he needs to got to doping control .

    "Have you not been paying attention? 240km, a fucking huge volcano in these temperatures and you want me to pee in a cup? There's nothing coming out of there. I'm done, mate, there's nothing left, nada. I've left it all on the road."

  • @wiscot The only time I thought about the wind when when they were out of the woods, it was strong enough to fly a flag but it wasn't  that strong that it was really tugging at them or bending those thin pole people use.

  • @Marcus

    @Buck Rogers

    @Steampunk

    @Mikael Liddy

    Throw the numbers out the window. They rode 220km into the mountain, so it's probably not fair to compare with previous efforts.

    Spot on! Love how people are comparing today's time to ITT times. Cannot even begin to compare them. Need to compare the times from last full road stage Ventoux finishes. I am sorry but there can be NO WAY Froomie is clean. Nearly beats the World Champion ITT one day and then destroys the climbers two days later in near record ascent time on Ventoux. Jesus wept, man.

    Comparing times up any climb during a bike race flawed - the tactics and pace of others in your group (ie. how much time drafting V not, when you go full gas, etc etc) make comparisons meaningless. Furthermore, anyone who thinks about comparing times up Ventoux probably needs to first think about Ventoux. It is the windiest (recorded) place on Earth! Conditions have more than a little to do with how fast you can head up there.

    And it is problematic to condemn an athlete just because of their absolute dominance over others. That would be like suspecting Usain Bolt because he is so much better than any of his competitors. Just like Armstrong only got really suspect when everyone he beat went pos. I guess when all of Asafa's competitors get done for doping, we should start getting a bit more suspicious of his dominance over them... Oh, wait a minute.

    Good point on the conditions.  Not sure of wind conditions yesterday vs other road stages up Ventoux. 

    My first point was that if you are going to try to compare at all, then trying to compare a 242.5 km road stage (this was the longest road stage ever to finish at the summit of Ventoux in the tou's history and they were holding NOTHING back on the approach) to a less than 36.5 k ITT stage is completely flawed. 

    But that being said, I still stand on the point that if you nearly beat the WC ITT one day and also destroy the entire field on the only two summit finishes, odds are that you are doing something that everyone else is not, and in our beloved sport, at this lvel, that probably is not due to "marginal gains." 

    I'm sure that the COTHO feels sorry for me with my skepticism.

  • @Buck Rogers

    Froome is a very good time trialist demonstrated many times over, and Tony Martin is riding with pretty severe injuries. With respect, I don't see a great disconnect there.

  • @Deakus

    I don't think Good Cadel will show up.  I had him there all along. I just subbed in Quintana for Valverde.  If he happens to come in second I get 15 points minus the 10 point penalty for a +5 total.  If not, I was out of it anyway.

  • @chrismurphy92

    @Deakus

    I don't think Good Cadel will show up. I had him there all along. I just subbed in Quintana for Valverde. If he happens to come in second I get 15 points minus the 10 point penalty for a +5 total. If not, I was out of it anyway.

    Ballsy move...a guaranteed 10 pt loss for a "potential" 15 point gain....You might have been better off praying to the Lord Merckx for everyone else in front of Malmerde to crash....

  • @mouse

    @Buck Rogers

    Froome is a very good time trialist demonstrated many times over, and Tony Martin is riding with pretty severe injuries. With respect, I don't see a great disconnect there.

    Martin not only beat Froome by only 12 seconds, he also destroyed 180 other of the sports elite in that time trial.  No one else was even within a minute of them.  Hurt or not, raises my eyebrows (some of the few head hairs I have left). 

    Bottom line, I think that Froome is doped and I am a jaded son of a bitch. But I also respect your opinion and truly hope that I am wrong.

    I still love the sport and really hope that it is clean.  And, believe it or not, I still love watching it all, though performances like Froome worry me.

    I'll try to stop dragging my black cloud of doubt onto the web.  Doesn't really help anything, does it?

  • @Marcus

    @Marcus But back to cycling, what about Evans' going pop? He seemed to crack a lot worse than he normally does. Wonder if it was the Giro or if the old man is done for good? Will be kind of interesting to see what happens between him and TJVG next year. Maybe they should both be supporting someone else!

    Yeah, I think it must be both.  Riding both the Giro and the tdf full out at age 36 is a big ask. 

    I would not be surprised if he hung up his cycling shoes after this season, and it would not be with shame, either.  The guy has been awesome, had an awesome career and has been fun as hell to follow ("and his little dog, too").

    Hopefully he'll stick around another season or two and go for one day classics or shorter stage races, though.

  • VSP PICKS (2nd Rest Day Swaps):

    1. Froome
    2. Contador
    3. Rodriguez
    4. Mollema
    5. Quintana

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